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Crystal Delights Crystal Twist review: spiral-shaped glass dildo

The Crystal Delights Crystal Twist stands proudly on display when I have friends over. I have no shame. Between its unorthodoxly sexy curves and iridescent gleam, it’s not hard to tell why I flaunt it as one part trophy, part art...

Tantus Splash/Magma review: thoughtfully textured silicone dildo

The drips are in a league all their own; I’m now the umpteenth person to say that there is nothing like the Tantus Splash. The dildo has been discontinued but reincarnated in red and black as the Tantus Magma. I’m usually...

The G-spot exists. Cut the pedantic semantics.

The G-spot is the area of, for many people, sensitive tissue on the front wall of the vagina, near where the pubic bone recedes. It’s nicknamed such because Grafenberg coined the name for it in the 1970s. Bullshit claim: “The...

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4 tips for basic blowjob troubleshooting

An anonymous follower asked this question about oral sex: Hello, when I give blowjobs to my boyfriend, sometimes he shakes and quivers but recently he has stopped doing that. He also has never come from blowjobs and so I’m wondering...