CLITMAS GIVEAWAY: XL Sammie Prime thruster, clitoris ornaments, and more!
IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CLITMAS with Velvet Thruster and me. Two prize packs are up for grabs, which I shall henceforth dub: Take a closer look at the prizes…
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Midwest 'Murrikah SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!
I only use Facebook for three things nowadays: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the "Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American" meme tag group. That last vibe is what I want…
SEX TOY GIVEAWAY: 4 Self-Care Packages with Spectrum!
What could be more romantic than roses on Valentine’s Day? Perhaps a certain rose-shaped, soul-snatching sex toy that broke the internet and more? Valentine’s Day comes once a year. These…
GIVEAWAY: Uberrime Night King, Sensi, & Baroba UV silicone dildos
Spooky Day is over, but Nonstop November is just beginning. Let's celebrate with THREE beautifully marbled dildos from Uberrime. Uberrime fantasy dildo giveaway prizes The super squishy Sensi vaginal plug The "AAAAAAAAA"-inducing Night…
GIVEAWAY: $350 of sex shop gift cards to celebrate 250 posts!
The title says it all: I've reached 250 blog posts at Super Smash Cache, and I want to celebrate this milestone. The giveaway was originally going to be for $250 total…
Giveaway: We-Vibe Nova 2, Lush Iris, LuzArte Jollet, Hop Cottontail, Triple Motor Stimulator, & sticker pack!
Down the rabbit hole, we go! What better way to celebrate the release of the new We-Vibe Nova 2 rabbit vibe than WITH A GIVEAWAY? And not just with the Nova…
Giveaway: Xcitme Sym-B Sensual Collection 3-in-1 Vibrator Kit
This month, Super Smash Cache is giving away THREE Xcitme Sym‑B Sensual Collection vibrator kits. If you haven't read my review, the main thing to know is that the highly…
Uberrime A-Spot Avenger dildo giveaway!
This month, I'm giving away one of my cervix's favorite silicone dildos: the Uberrime A‑Spot Avenger! It's a beautifully marbled (AND GLITTERY) SheVibe exclusive, inspired by superheroes you might know…
GIVEAWAY TIME: Win a Blush Novelties Wellness G Ball vibrator!
Hey, dear readers! This month, Luvoqa and I giving away a Blush Novelties Wellness G Ball, a delightfully unique G‑spot vibrator with a curvilinear flickering bead in the head. It's a…
NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8 tongue-flicking and clit-sucking vibrator review
Sometimes love is blind, as the homely Zumio, Eroscillator, and Magic Wand Plus have demonstrated. The NU Sensuelle Trinitii is another such example: a clit-licking vibrator with the aesthetic of a pore cleaner or ear thermometer. It doesn’t…
Metal to the Petals Giveaway: $1000 of njoy stainless steel, limited edition Uberrime, gift cards, and more!
If you've been reading Super Smash Cache for a while, you know that I'm no stranger to big giveaways. But this year, I didn't want merely to host a big giveaway…
A Smashing Revival Reverie Giveaway: 11 sexy prizes
I must be dreaming; my commissions this past month were enough to pay for a future month of living costs?! So I HAD to host a giveaway and give something…