LELO Smart Wand 2 Large wand vibrator review

The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rum­bli­est recharge­able wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibra­tion frequency-​wise, it’s in the top 5 best “back mas­sagers.” It thrums and purrs at a deli­cious­ly low pitch.

However, strength is far from the only rel­e­vant fac­tor. The LELO Smart Wand 2 Large has a glar­ing down­side that every poten­tial buy­er needs to know about.

It's not a deal break­er for every­one, but don’t buy one before read­ing this LELO Smart Wand review.

What makes wand massagers so amazing?

Full-​on wand vibra­tors wield wide heads, mas­sive motors, and prodi­gious pow­er. In oth­er words, they’re fuck­ing intense and can mas­sage broad areas — whether a vul­va, a penis, or sore muscles.

They’re also ver­sa­tile with a pletho­ra of attach­ment options, allow­ing you to:

• Vibrate a penis stroker
• Choose a G‑spotty head for penetration
• Grind on some­thing with ten­ta­cles and strong vibration
• Try a more flut­tery sensation

… in addi­tion to the default bulldozer-​like dev­as­ta­tion sensation.

Following the Hitachi Magic Wand’s long lega­cy, the LELO Smart Wand 2 Large’s head is the same size, at 2.3” wide. Therefore, Magic Wand attach­ments are also com­pat­i­ble with the LELO Smart Wand 2 Large!

LELO Smart Wand Large 2 vs. Magic Wand Rechargeable

Here are key fea­tures where this mas­sager devi­ates from the Magic Wand. (A few dif­fer­ent iter­a­tions of the Magic Wand are avail­able, but the most com­pa­ra­ble to the Smart Wand Large is the Rechargeable version.)

LELO Smart Wand Large 2’s speed range

You’ll get more rum­ble with the LELO Smart Wand 2 Large. By that, I mean its speed set­tings are deep­er in pitch, mea­sur­ing 41 to 76 Hz. The Magic Wand Rechargeable ranges from 44 to 97 Hz.

Is the LELO Smart Wand 2 Large bet­ter than the Magic Wand Plus or Rechargeable for you? It might be, depend­ing on your pref­er­ence. Do you want more inten­si­ty, or are you picky with the type of pow­er? The Magic Wand Rechargeable and Plus ver­sions are notably way stronger but pos­sess a more bit­ing buzz.

UPDATE: Nowadays, I'd rec­om­mend the Fun Factory VIM in either case. It's rum­bli­er than the Smart Wand 2 Large and almost as strong as the Magic Wand Rechargeable. 

LELO Smart Wand 2 settings vs. Magic Wand

In addi­tion, the Magic Wand Rechargeable’s set­tings are few­er and far­ther between.

The LELO Smart Wand 2 Large has 11 con­stant speeds and 8 pat­terns, includ­ing a ran­dom­ized roller-​coaster set­ting. In con­trast, the Magic Wand Rechargeable has 4 steady options and 4 rhythms.

How do you turn on and use the LELO Smart Wand?

This wand massager's con­trol pan­el has three buttons:

• On/​increase intensity
• Cycle through rhythms
• Decrease speed/​off

Ergonomics and ease of use

Differences between the Smart Wand 2 and Magic Wand go beyond the motor. LELO wand has a curved han­dle, which can assist with angling and apply­ing pres­sure. It’s also light­weight at 14oz (395g) com­pared to the Magic Wand Rechargeable’s 21 oz (595g).

A bonus? The Smart Wand 2 is 100% water­proof and submersible.

So what’s the downside to the LELO Smart Wand 2 Large?

Its han­dle fuck­ing dri­ves me wild in a neg­a­tive way; the LELO Smart Wand 2 Large vibrates not just at the head but also in the part you’re sup­posed to grab. The earth­quake in my hand is not a pleas­ant feel­ing, and I don’t want to see your heart-​eyes emo­jis at this design flaw.

If you have grip or nerve irri­ta­tion issues in your hands and wrists, steer clear. If you can tol­er­ate some shak­ing and adamant­ly want the LELO Smart Wand 2’s low-​pitched thrum, I sug­gest you hold it by the thinnest por­tion rather than the low­er end of the han­dle. Or mount it.

My verdict on the LELO Smart Wand 2 Large

The Smart Wand 2 Large is nowhere near dethron­ing the Magic Wand, but it does serve a demand for some­thing slight­ly dif­fer­ent. If you’re decid­ing among the Magic Wand, LELO Smart Wand 2 Large, or anoth­er cord­less wand entire­ly, here’s my sum­ma­ry of which one to buy:

Fun Factory's VIM wand is the best all-​arounder, both rumbly and powerful.

Vibratex’s Magic Wand Rechargeable is for those who want the most pow­er­ful cord­less massager.

Get the We-​Vibe Wand if you’re will­ing to sac­ri­fice strength for a deep­er, more flut­tery vibra­tion qual­i­ty and supe­ri­or controls.

Get the Dame Com if you want a more gen­tle, com­pact, wand that's (rel­a­tive­ly) easy to insert. It's also super A‑spotty and amaz­ing in the hot spots near the cervix.

The LELO Smart Wand 2 Large is some­where in between the mas­sagers men­tioned above in a few dif­fer­ent ways:

• Rumble and strength — the Smart Wand 2 Large is stronger than the We-​Vibe Wand and weak­er than but more basslike than the Magic Wand Rechargeable.
• Control pan­el and set­tings —  the Smart Wand 2 Large offers more pre­cise con­trol than the Magic Wand line, with few­er frills than the We-​Vibe Wand.
• It's seam­less and the silicone-​covered por­tion goes pret­ty far down the han­dle, allow­ing for inser­tion! It's hel­la girthy, though, which you may or may no be into.

The "too long; didn't read" version

Personally, I like the LELO Smart Wand 2 Large, but it doesn’t take me into “des­per­ate orgasm tor­ture” mode the way the Magic Wand Rechargeable does. The Smart Wand makes me cum, but the Magic Wand makes me drool. They are not the same.

You might enjoy the Smart Wand Large more if you pri­or­i­tize low-​pitched vibra­tion qual­i­ty over sheer inten­si­ty. My clit knows what it wants, though.

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