by Super Smash Cache · Published April 15, 2024 · Last modified April 16, 2024
It's been half a decade since Pipedream's Her Ultimate Pleasure went viral — and for good reason. The sucking, licking, and vibrating massager seemed to do it all. Then came Cal Exotics’ yassified girlboss-branded version with better controls. Naturally, stripped-down…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 12, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Two toys in one to flit on your clit — both inside and outside Womanizer pioneered air pulse massagers in the mid-2010s. Toward the end of the decade, Lora DiCarlo went viral for her air pulse dual stimulator, the Osé.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 10, 2024
A little foxy fan service? This remote control panty vibe comes with a strappy black lace G‑string harness. Three faux pearls thread through the silicone slots to keep the whole unit together. Lucky for both of us, it happens…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 8, 2024 · Last modified April 16, 2024
Magic mirror on my fingers, let the orgasms loop and linger! I relished my reflection on the njoy Disco's flattened facet before it disappeared between my lips. Its polished stainless steel elevates my self-love ritual. So much information came in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 4, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Hands down the best *budget* clitoral air pulse toy I’ve tried yet Little Goo, the Suck-a-Saurus rex by Boutique Voila: It used to be that clitoral air pulse massagers fell into one of the following categories: Boutique Voila’s Little…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 3, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Boosting your erections and electrifying every stroke Bathmate leads the penis pump pack — revered for their responsive controls, comfort, and user-friendly HydroMax and HydroXtreme models — all FDA-approved medical devices crafted in the UK. Add some range to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 18, 2024
This mini-wand looks like a sparkling scepter in a cat girl shōjo anime about the power of friendship and self-nurturing. It features: Most importantly, did it add magic to this protagonist’s journey? Well, my boyfriend did say, “Baby likes…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 15, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
I like my insertable pervertibles long and gently curved — my cervix and its fornixes crave more than the popular G‑spot vibrators of yore. Give me depth. Go all the way in with an A‑spot vibrator. This list compares A‑spotty…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 5, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Thuddy AF thumping competing with the gold standard of rechargeable wands Hot Octopuss's Pulse Queen combines wand-level power with a point for more focused pussy-pounding. Rather than using the typical spinning weight, its motor pulses back and forth for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 29, 2024 · Last modified March 11, 2024
I’m always excited to see another affordable A‑spotty vibrator in Toyland, made for deep penetration. YoYoLemon’s ribbed model looks familiar — but feels juuuust different enough for me to sometimes recommend this white-label knockoff of a knockoff. It’s derivative of the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 26, 2024 · Last modified July 17, 2024
This unicorn horn dildo isn't just tapered and textured — Creature Cocks’ Moon Rider screws inside with its intensely helix-spiraled shaft. Get ready to be stretched and bottomed out with its cervix-servicing 7" of insertable length and 2.3" diameter near the base.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 20, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
It’s about damn time that thuddy thumping toys received the recognition they deserve. Experience clitoris-rocking rumble — without breaking the bank. Could I sum up this Playboy vibrator’s effects on me? Sobbing, whimpering, soaking my face with tears, ruining my…