Category: Reviews

Dee's Big Daddy Dallas Review: Dildo Bigger Than Soda Can 1

Dee's Big Daddy Dallas Review: Dildo Bigger Than Soda Can

I slide my thumbs over the swollen coro­na, its “meat” yield­ing just a lit­tle under pres­sure. Even just clean­ing Dee's Big Daddy Dallas — an act of devo­tion, wor­ship­ping the wind­ing vas­cu­la­ture wrap­ping the shaft — is enough to…

OhMIBod Sphinx nipple clamps with necklace chain

Lovense Gemini vs. OhMiBod Sphinx Bluetooth Nipple Clamps

Is this the future our Y2K selves imag­ined? You can con­trol these nip­ple clamps’ vibra­tions from around the world via Bluetooth! There’s some­thing nos­tal­gic about both the OhMiBod Sphinx and Lovense Gemini: Let’s bring these Bluetooth remote con­trol nipple…

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Uberrime Uberron & Uberous Review: Huge Silicone Dildos!

When I rec­om­mend­ed these big bad­dies in my mega-​​guide to fist­ing & huge dil­dos, read­ers want­ed to know more about Uberrime's Uberron and Uberous. Both pro­fuse phal­lus­es: Since these volup­tuous mod­els have sim­i­lar names, let's clar­i­fy which one is…

Uberrime Reservo Review: Love for Intact Foreskin Dildos! 2

Uberrime Reservo Review: Love for Intact Foreskin Dildos!

Did you know that most penis­es around the world are not cir­cum­cised? (My UK read­ers are prob­a­bly chuck­ling at the lack of American sex edu­ca­tion on the top­ic.) But seri­ous­ly, I think it's pret­ty rad when a mak­er cares…

YoYoLemon Licking Pussy Pump vs. Her Ultimate Pleasure vs. Cal Ex 3

YoYoLemon Licking Pussy Pump vs. Her Ultimate Pleasure vs. Cal Ex

It's been half a decade since Pipedream's Her Ultimate Pleasure went viral — and for good rea­son. The suck­ing, lick­ing, and vibrat­ing mas­sager seemed to do it all. Then came Cal Exotics’ yas­si­fied girl­boss-​brand­ed ver­sion with bet­ter con­trols. Naturally, stripped-down…

Tracy's Dog OG 3 Review: 2-in-1 Air Pulse Dual Stimulator 4

Tracy's Dog OG 3 Review: 2-in-1 Air Pulse Dual Stimulator

Two toys in one to flit on your clit — both inside and out­side Womanizer pio­neered air pulse mas­sagers in the mid-​​2010s. Toward the end of the decade, Lora DiCarlo went viral for her air pulse dual stim­u­la­tor, the Osé.…

Bestvibe Little Fox Remote Panty Vibrator Review 5

Bestvibe Little Fox Remote Panty Vibrator Review

A lit­tle foxy fan ser­vice? This remote con­trol panty vibe comes with a strap­py black lace G‑string har­ness. Three faux pearls thread through the sil­i­cone slots to keep the whole unit togeth­er. Lucky for both of us, it happens…

njoy Disco Review: Next-Level Textured Steel Dildo 6

njoy Disco Review: Next-Level Textured Steel Dildo

Magic mir­ror on my fin­gers, let the orgasms loop and linger! I rel­ished my reflec­tion on the njoy Disco's flat­tened facet before it dis­ap­peared between my lips. Its pol­ished stain­less steel ele­vates my self-​​love rit­u­al. So much infor­ma­tion came in…

Voila Little Goo Review: POWERFUL Dinosaur Suction Toy 7

Voila Little Goo Review: POWERFUL Dinosaur Suction Toy

Hands down the best *bud­get* cli­toral air pulse toy I’ve tried yet Little Goo, the Suck-​​a-​​Saurus rex by Boutique Voila: It used to be that cli­toral air pulse mas­sagers fell into one of the fol­low­ing cat­e­gories: Boutique Voila’s Little…

Bathmate HydroMax & Penis Pump 101 Guide 8

Bathmate HydroMax & Penis Pump 101 Guide

Boosting your erec­tions and elec­tri­fy­ing every stroke Bathmate leads the penis pump pack — revered for their respon­sive con­trols, com­fort, and user-​​friendly HydroMax and HydroXtreme mod­els — all FDA-​​approved med­ical devices craft­ed in the UK. Add some range to…

Review: Leten Dream Series Kawaii Cat Ear Wand 9

Review: Leten Dream Series Kawaii Cat Ear Wand

This mini-​​wand looks like a sparkling scepter in a cat girl shōjo ani­me about the pow­er of friend­ship and self-​nurturing. It fea­tures: Most impor­tant­ly, did it add mag­ic to this protagonist’s jour­ney? Well, my boyfriend did say, “Baby likes…

A-spotty silicone vibrators with plenty of insertable length to go deep!

9 Breathtaking A-Spot Vibrators for Deep Penetration, Ranked!

I like my insertable per­vert­ibles long and gen­tly curved — my cervix and its fornix­es crave more than the pop­u­lar G‑spot vibra­tors of yore. Give me depth. Go all the way in with an A‑spot vibra­tor. This list com­pares A‑spotty…