Category: Reviews

Pepper Paramour Review: Deep A-Spot & Cervix Massager 1

Pepper Paramour Review: Deep A-Spot & Cervix Massager

I shud­dered, “Oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck” in one breath upon insert­ing the Pepper Paramour and cum­ming instant­ly. Then I texted my friend, “I want to cry cum­ming on this new toy…

Funnze Clit Torture & Bondage Kit Review 2

Funnze Clit Torture & Bondage Kit Review

What did I get myself into this time? My nip­ples are super recep­tive to plea­sure and pain — bite or twist them hard enough, and I’ll cum instant­ly. It’s that obvi­ous. Meanwhile, I’ve learned that cli­toral tor­ture — in the…

Womanizer Next Review: 3D Air Pulse Oral Sex Simulator 3

Womanizer Next Review: 3D Air Pulse Oral Sex Simulator

Womanizer’s Premium 2 is for orgasm tor­ture; [the Womanizer] Next is for the soft and sen­su­al … caress­es and kiss­es on your clit. Womanizer’s unprece­dent­ed Climax Control fea­ture allows adjust­ment of air pulse depth — con­fronting an ear­ly crit­i­cism of…

Evolved Gyro Vibe Review: WHAM-BAM Thumping Gyrations! 4

Evolved Gyro Vibe Review: WHAM-BAM Thumping Gyrations!

For when you and your part­ner both feel like bot­tom­ing. When I hold the Our Gyro Vibe, its motor jos­tles my fore­arm. Its cen­tral hub con­tains a weight that spins rapid­ly, deliv­er­ing a com­bi­na­tion of thrust­ing, pul­sat­ing, and vibrating.…

Sensualist 7" Vibrating Dildo Review 5

Sensualist 7" Vibrating Dildo Review

The Sensualist rotat­ing and vibrat­ing dil­do has quite a bit going for it: TL;DR EdenFantasys’ Sensualist is an afford­ably fun first phal­lus. While it doesn’t do every­thing it promis­es, it does the oth­er things well enough at the price for…

Translucent green Dream Bunny air pulse toy from Pink Punch and suction attachment heads

Pink Punch Dream Bunny Review: Air Pulse Finger Vibe

ENDEARING. AESTHETIC. OVERWHELMING. FORMIDABLE FINGER FLITTING. Is Pink Punch Dream Bunny the “first expe­ri­ence of love,” as the prod­uct page says? Maybe not — but it cer­tain­ly got me gasp­ing quite quick­ly. I found myself pulling it away from…

A hand holding a blue Snail Vibe Gizi vibrator

Snail Vibe Gizi Rabbit Review: Constant Clitoral Contact?

You’ve heard of the tor­toise and the hare; now it’s time for the rab­bit and the snail. Rabbit vibra­tors boast it all: inter­nal and exter­nal stim­u­la­tion with the flick of a wrist. And because vul­vas and vagi­nas come in…

Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: A Strapless Strap-On? 6

Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: A Strapless Strap-On?

Fun Factory’s Share Vibe Pro makes promis­es galore. This company’s lux­u­ry insertable vibra­tors are always bold­ly basslike, with a low-​​pitched flut­ter — and Share Vibe Pro stepped up to that stan­dard, replac­ing the old­er Share Vibe’s remov­able (buzzy) bullet…

Review: Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid Dual-Density Dildos 7

Review: Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid Dual-Density Dildos

SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING VEINY, SOMETHING BLUE. Uberrime's Aveo and Splendid Large mea­sure a meaty 8” long and 2” across — plac­ing these eye-​​catching spec­i­mens among the largest of their real­is­tic dil­dos. (It’s hard to argue that the…

Clandestine Mimic+ Plus Review: A Versatile AF Vibrator! 8

Clandestine Mimic+ Plus Review: A Versatile AF Vibrator!

How this Clandestine Devices redeemed itself in the eyes of inde­pen­dent sex toy review­ers The Mimic+ Plus cups my clit and its cru­ra, con­tours on my cunt, its sharp edges and point push­ing me to orgasm faster than many…

Review: Double-Stuffing My Pussy With Fun Factory Ryde 9

Review: Double-Stuffing My Pussy With Fun Factory Ryde

Even more adven­tures of a com­pact, high-​​capacity human. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE GETTING DOUBLE-​STUFFED? Every time I get con­ve­nience store hot dogs, I put two in one bun, take a pic­ture for my Instagram sto­ry, and link to…

Wicked Bunny Collection Review: Air Pulse & Toy Care Kit 10

Wicked Bunny Collection Review: Air Pulse & Toy Care Kit

Can you believe it’s been ten years since Womanizer launched its Pleasure Air™ Technology? Air pulse mas­sagers have become their own cat­e­go­ry since then, with more com­pact, aes­thet­ic (read: less thermometer-​​like!), dis­creet, and afford­able options than before. A dinosaur…