Category: Reviews

Lovense Gravity vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy comparison 1

Lovense Gravity vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy comparison

Controlling a partner's orgasms by fuck­ing them from afar isn't just a thing of the future. That teledil­don­ic tech­nol­o­gy is avail­able now — in the form of self-​​thrusting dil­dos with long-​​distance Bluetooth app con­trols. The Lovense Gravity remote control…

L'Acier Reverb steel vibrating anal hook with retrieval loop and removable bullet vibrator

L'Acier Reverb review: steel vibrator for hands-free orgasm

“Oh, my Goddddd. What is hap­pen­ing? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cum­ming not too long after insert­ing the L’Acier Reverb stain­less steel dil­do. I wasn’t thrust­ing it. I was bare­ly even hold­ing it. I hadn’t even…

Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom vibrator inside charging case

Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom review: remote control egg vibrator

Pink Punch Planet promis­es an oth­er­world­ly expe­ri­ence — and their Sunset Mushroom remote con­trol vibra­tor deliv­ers retro-​​futuristic immer­sion in a small pack­age. Aesthetics weren’t always notable to me when shop­ping for sex toys, but the Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom…

Dee's Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny huge dildo reviews 2

Dee's Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny huge dildo reviews

More adven­tures of a com­pact, high-​​capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ make­up names con­jure sim­i­lar reac­tions in my mind: “Dude, chill! Why are you so loud and spe­cif­ic?!” Dee's Big Daddies saw the…

Review: Tantus Hookah & Duchess dual-density dildo 3

Review: Tantus Hookah & Duchess dual-density dildo

Tantus’s recent renais­sance feels sur­re­al to me — fit­ting of the three years since the COVID pan­dem­ic start­ed. The com­pa­ny expand­ed, yet their Super Soft sil­i­cone sen­sa­tions start­ed resem­bling small­er, inde­pen­dent arti­san cre­ations. And I mean that in the…

Crave Vesper vs. Le Wand Necklace Vibe Review & Comparison 4

Crave Vesper vs. Le Wand Necklace Vibe Review & Comparison

Le Wand didn’t get the memo to be a first-​​rate ver­sion of them­selves rather than a second-​​rate ver­sion of some­one else — and it shows. Again. The most bla­tant dif­fer­ence between the Crave Vesper and Le Wand Necklace Vibe…

Zumio I Review + Comparison: Zumio X vs. S. vs. E. vs. I oscillators 6

Zumio I Review + Comparison: Zumio X vs. S. vs. E. vs. I oscillators

Broad wand vibra­tors can be held against a cheek for next-​​level blowjobs. Firm, pin­point oscil­la­tors can be held between the tongue and clit for next-​​level cun­nilin­gus. Try that with any of the Zumios; you’re wel­come. Here’s why I love…

13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything 7

13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything

I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find won­der in Toyland. So many visu­als can be made phal­lic if you're cre­ative enough. And with the evo­lu­tion of soft cli­toral grind­ing toys, the pos­si­bil­i­ties are even more…

Viben Fierce review: mini wand massager 8

Viben Fierce review: mini wand massager

Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much poten­tial, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure if I would like you from the pack­ag­ing and…

Uberrime Fascinus, Bound 2.0 XL, and Selene dildo review 9

Uberrime Fascinus, Bound 2.0 XL, and Selene dildo review

We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these Uberrime dil­dos. As always, expect mag­ic and mythos from Uberrime dil­dos — there’s cul­ture to the chaos. Let’s explore sex toy his­to­ry and the depths of Wikipedia togeth­er. Uberrime Fascinus…