Review: Cat o’ Nine Tails whip from Passion Craft Store
Imagine that a flogger and a whip had a baby. That’s the cat o’ nine tails. As with whips, the cats’ claim to fame is their thick, woven tresses. But instead of a single lash, a cat o’ nine...
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Review: Squeeze-It silicone & Silexpan dildos under $35
Are these prices legit for body-safe silicone dildos? And what the heck is SILEXPAN®? “Made with a patented revolutionary formula for a realistic feel,” boasts one of the Squeeze-It dildo product pages. The line consists of silicone and Silexpan...
Review & FAQ: Tantaly Cecilia sex doll torso
Imagine a sitcom-like laugh track in the background as my boyfriend and I unboxed Tantaly’s Cecilia sex doll. Rather, I lifted the box flaps, peeked inside, and immediately closed it, looking away. “Is that the…?” “Yeah.” “Okay, cool. Cool,...
Review: Leather Riding Crop from Passion Craft Store
Hit me, baby, one more time. Kinksters have co-opted riding crops for percussive maintenance of humans, but many of the old design principles still stand. Riding crops are like a hybrid of whips, canes, and paddles. You could call...
Review: Pris Toys Gemini silicone dual stimulation dildo
More adventures in rabbit-style insertable pervertibles! Gemini by Pris Toys is the fifth double penetration dildo I’ve tested this past month. That’s my horniness level as I approach complete COVID immunity. Dual stimulation dildos like the Pris Toys Gemini...
California Dreaming Santa Cruz Coaster thruster review
BIG NEWS: I’ve found The One. No, I’m not getting married, but I’m just as star-crossed to have discovered my rabbit vibrator soulmate. The Santa Cruz Coaster thrusting dual stimulator fits my anatomy like no other currently on the...
4 SILICONE double dildos for body-safe DP play, compared!
Horny level: “Show me all your double penetration dildos.” Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe this quarter are silicone double dildos — and my vagina eagerly engulfed them. In order from the smallest to biggest double-ended dildos pictured...
Review: Strap-On-Me Large silicone ejaculating dildo
I can’t wait to get double-stuffed once the COVID-19 pandemic is under control. In the meantime, I can use an ejaculating dildo with my boyfriend. Romantic, right? The Strap-On-Me squirting dildo‘s syringe barrel holds 30 cc of fluid —...
Review: Cal Exotics Slay Thrust Me, Charm Me, and Arouse Me
One of these California Exotics Slay mini-vibes gave me 27 orgasms in one session — but the other two belong in the trash. “I can’t tell if the COVID vaccine is about to induce my period or if I’m...
Review: Maia Destiny, Elegance Dreamy, Twitch Innovation suction vibe review
“A new kind” of sex toy, or just hype? The Her Ultimate Pleasure‘s all-in-one licking and sucking contraption became a viral sensation — and other makers wanted to capitalize on the trend. Fluttery and flickery vibrators are growing in...
Review: Sohimi Clitoral Suction & Pulsing Rabbit Vibrator
This toy sounds like a dream on paper, with a pulsing, penetrative portion and an external pressure wave motor — why wouldn’t you want more, more, moar, MOAR, MOAR sensation? Pressure wave stimulators used to be lavishly priced, only...
Pris Toys Sentinel review: HUGE dildo bigger than soda can
Yep, I’ve made it my job to stick large objects in my vagina and tell you how amazing it feels. Today’s big and bold dildo is the Sentinel, a nearly 2-pound, 2.75″ diameter monstrosity by Pris Toys. The Pris...