If you’ve ever wanted to fuck a cloud deity, that’s what the Self Delve Marshmallow dildo feels like. As the name suggests, the Marshmallow Sweet Treats Twisting Dildo is suuuuuuper soft, with a colorful rope design. Not only do...
If you follow many sex-positive Instagram pages, you’ve probably seen an influencer either posing with the Honey Play Box Jubilee or incorporating it into a meme. In-depth reviews rarely accompany the smiling selfies, so I’d like to shed some...
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by · Published October 25, 2020 · Last modified January 20, 2021
Stuck in a sex toy sea of pink, purple, and cadaver beige? Fuck that. Nix the gendered marketing and stroll through my sex toy collection: the lush dildo forest where teals, greens, and powder blues are abundant. We’ll make...
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by · Published October 16, 2020 · Last modified October 29, 2020
Imagine you’re masturbating and you’re about to orgasm. At exactly the critical moment, the sound of a dolphin (or maybe angry squirrel) squeaks from your hole. Your dog downstairs hears it and has a barking fit at the mysterious...
Wands are notoriously powerful but loud. For discreet masturbation, it’s hard to top the Fun Factory Stronic pulsators’ power-to-noise ratio. These thumping, miniature fucking machines are must-haves when traveling or living with people who aren’t so sex-positive. The latest in Fun...
Looking for your G-spot or A-spot? Exploring your cervical fornices and deep spot for the first time? The 321 (Blast Off) and Seahorse acrylic dildos by Lovey Productions are perfect for that! They are exactly what my vagina needed...
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by · Published October 8, 2020 · Last modified November 8, 2020
Meet Trinity, an ADORABLE cloud creature who loves hugging, dancing, and cave exploring. The Trinity vibrating dildo is one of three new sex toys from Cute Little Fuckers. Their line features out-of-this-world vibration creations for anybody. There’s no hot...
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by · Published October 6, 2020 · Last modified January 5, 2021
The We-Vibe Rave is the only G-spot vibrator I’d buy if I had to restart my collection from nothing — even after owning over $10,000 of sex toys. There, I said it. G-spot vibrators don’t often do much for...
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by · Published October 3, 2020 · Last modified October 29, 2020
“Svakom is what happens when you batter, over-salt, and deep-fry something that’s supposed to be fancy.” “Really?” I responded to my reviewer friend. “I thought of it as the reverse: cheap vibrators in nice packaging. That’s a recurring problem...