by Super Smash Cache · Published October 27, 2018 · Last modified August 13, 2023
The sooner I review the Hot Octopuss Atom cock ring, the sooner I am free from the misery of testing it. My boyfriend's and my grievances toward it probably peaked when I glared at him, and he responded, "I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 24, 2018 · Last modified July 24, 2024
If you're a clitoris-owner who's ever envied the textures inside Tenga's penis-strokers, you're in luck. The Iroha Zen is a mini-vibe that resembles a Tenga 3D Zen sleeve, but smaller, phallic, and non-porous. You can rub the delightfully squishy, tea whisk-like…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 22, 2018 · Last modified July 5, 2023
"How was the orgasm [with the Hot Octopuss Pulse III] on a scale from 1–10?" I asked my boyfriend, "1 being your typical jack-off session and 10 being my orgasms when I'm getting fisted." "Well, that's a high standard…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 19, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
If you're using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur solo and you have a penchant for cervical orgasms, you may want to keep an extra pillow nearby to snuggle afterward. I also suggest obtaining a hot pizza of your favorite kind…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 17, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
If you've sought an affordable alternative to the We-Vibe Tango, you've probably heard of the Ultra Bullet by FemmeFunn. It's one of the best mini-vibes you can get, and for a substantially lower price than the Tango. FemmeFunn's newer…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 10, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
If you've ever drooled at LELO's luxurious displays and their Gigi 2's shape, read on. I'm about to introduce you to something even better for less than half the price. Silky matte silicone. Rumbly vibrations. A classic flat head…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 8, 2018 · Last modified July 19, 2024
If you think the sex toy market is saturated, I have three words for you: dual-density butt plugs. There aren't that many out there, let alone dual-density vibrating butt plugs. This lack seems like such a disservice when Millennials are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I'm so lazy in bed that I don't even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition means I'm down for anything that does most of the work for me. For penetration, the Velvet Thruster does precisely that.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 18, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
So many things about the B‑Vibe Snug Plug 3 make me say “yaaaasss.” Its designers especially know what they’re doing, making it comfortable and pleasurable. I previously wrote that the njoy Pure Plug large is soooo goooood that it’s the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 11, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
The Womanizer's unique pulsations have forcibly extracted orgasms from the many who have used it. Instead of vibrating, the Womanizer applies pressure by encircling the user's clitoris and rapidly alternating between sucking and blowing. Basically, it makes air in the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 1, 2018 · Last modified May 24, 2025
"Health care gadgets," read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid with a Visa gift card I loaded up because I was too young to have a credit card. Imagine the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 25, 2018 · Last modified May 22, 2025
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven. I'd clutch it hissing, "PRECIOUS" if anyone tried to take it. Because, if you love…