by Super Smash Cache · Published October 17, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
If you've sought an affordable alternative to the We-Vibe Tango, you've probably heard of the Ultra Bullet by FemmeFunn. It's one of the best mini-vibes you can get, and for a substantially lower price than the Tango. FemmeFunn's newer…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 10, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
If you've ever drooled at LELO's luxurious displays and their Gigi 2's shape, read on. I'm about to introduce you to something even better for less than half the price. Silky matte silicone. Rumbly vibrations. A classic flat head…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 8, 2018 · Last modified July 19, 2024
If you think the sex toy market is saturated, I have three words for you: dual-density butt plugs. There aren't that many out there, let alone dual-density vibrating butt plugs. This lack seems like such a disservice when Millennials are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I'm so lazy in bed that I don't even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition means I'm down for anything that does most of the work for me. For penetration, the Velvet Thruster does precisely that.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 18, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
So many things about the B‑Vibe Snug Plug 3 make me say “yaaaasss.” Its designers especially know what they’re doing, making it comfortable and pleasurable. I previously wrote that the njoy Pure Plug large is soooo goooood that it’s the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 11, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
The Womanizer's unique pulsations have forcibly extracted orgasms from the many who have used it. Instead of vibrating, the Womanizer applies pressure by encircling the user's clitoris and rapidly alternating between sucking and blowing. Basically, it makes air in the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 1, 2018 · Last modified May 24, 2025
"Health care gadgets," read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid with a Visa gift card I loaded up because I was too young to have a credit card. Imagine the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 25, 2018 · Last modified May 22, 2025
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven. I'd clutch it hissing, "PRECIOUS" if anyone tried to take it. Because, if you love…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 24, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
When it comes to sex toys, I'm always starry-eyed and swayed easily by the new and novel. Maybe to a fault. My curiosity got the best of me when I saw the Pretty Love Dylan— a cheap G‑spot vibrator…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 14, 2018 · Last modified May 6, 2025
The njoy Pure Plug Large's perfection is the reason I seldom do butt plug reviews. Until I try another plug that's genuinely and amazingly unique, the Pure Plug is on its own tier. Worthy of being buried with me…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 10, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
The Temptasia Elvira is one of the best, budget-friendly body-safe dildos. Its silicone is buttery-smooth with very little drag, it's girthy, and the coronal ridge is well-defined. The design is in many ways minimal, but enough to stimulate my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 9, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
There are few vibrators as cheeky in design as the Darling Devil. Fun Factory's past muses have included ocean waves, flowers, and vulvas, but this one best epitomizes Fun Factory's playful experimentation with shape and color. This Fun Factory Darling…