by Super Smash Cache · Published January 11, 2019 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Centuries from now, archaeologists will excavate my tomb and find sex toys. Thousands of sex toys— some entirely intact. My Blush Gaia Eco biodegradable vibrator might break down, but my njoy Pure Wand, Eleven, and Desirables Dalia will undoubtedly…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 3, 2019 · Last modified May 24, 2025
I've compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is "only" comparable to a soda can's top. The Gambler takes it a step farther, just shy of 3 inches wide. It's bigger than…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 26, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Best orgasm I've had in a while just now using the stroker," my boyfriend texted me on Christmas morning. "It lasted a while and was intense. Maybe partly because I'm still a bit stoned… I think it was how…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 17, 2018 · Last modified November 16, 2024
The We-Vibe Nova addresses some of the most glaring shortcomings in the most overrated group of sex toys: rabbit vibrators. For one, the clitoral stimulation motor on the Nova is thuddy as all heck, with a rich timbre. If…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 14, 2018 · Last modified May 22, 2025
It's one thing to say that I enjoy vertical textures. It's another to come via the twisting motion alone or to feel like I'd go insane if I stopped twisting the Uberrime Xenuphora's addictive angles left-and-right inside me. What's more, I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 30, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
My first dildo from Uberrime wasn't the Helios, but the story begins the same way: it almost too pretty to use. Almost. I oohed and aahed the delectably tight marbling of the colors. I commanded my boyfriend to hold a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 20, 2018 · Last modified December 2, 2023
You probably don't need an introduction to LELO. They were once revered as the luxury "it" brand, and I understand why. LELO offered sleek, body-safe, and woman-oriented Pleasure Objects that were ahead of their time. Despite the price hikes, the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 10, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
How I wish I could gift my 2012 self a BS Atelier Max dildo! Back when I was popular on FetLife and internet cucks showered me with gifts and worship, I probably could have requested any sex toy I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 6, 2018 · Last modified March 12, 2024
Bullet vibrators are classics in many sex toy collections, with a fantastic fun-to-size ratio. There are so many to choose from that it can be overwhelming, especially for beginners, so I'm grouping these affordable bullets into one review. At…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 4, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Vibrators have come a long way since Sex and the City, but the people who innovated sex toys with rotating beads were on to something. B‑Vibe uses the once-trendy spinning bead motor in a novel way: not in a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 30, 2018 · Last modified July 24, 2024
"Green" beauty and personal care products are in vogue now, but Hathor, the company behind SUTIL lube, has had green in its blood since its genesis. Its plant-based ingredients are thoughtfully chosen and sourced, and the tube is biodegradable.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 27, 2018 · Last modified August 13, 2023
The sooner I review the Hot Octopuss Atom cock ring, the sooner I am free from the misery of testing it. My boyfriend's and my grievances toward it probably peaked when I glared at him, and he responded, "I…