by Super Smash Cache · Published February 11, 2021 · Last modified May 22, 2025
"What's the best remote control panty vibrator?" I wish I had a definitive, clear-cut answer. It's no secret that petite and wearable "couples'" vibrators are in high demand, but in practice, the category has a long way to go. The…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Hype marketing is one hell of a drug. How do the new Lora DiCarlo Filare and LELO Ora robotic oral sex simulator measure up to the claims? The Filare is one of Lora DiCarlo's many external-only toys, this time…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 20, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Galactic glitter, girth, glow, and gloss The Pris Toys Basilisk packs it all into a wildly eye-catching semi-realistic dildo. Its dual-density silicone is just the cherry on top. Oh, and did I mention that it's 2.3" across — about the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 12, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
External clitoral massage that stimulates even the parts you can’t see The first two nights that I was intimate with my partner, our go-to activity wasn’t intercourse or oral or butt stuff or fingering or handjobs. Instead, we gravitated…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 11, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
We-Vibe's boldest and best bullet and external vibes, the Tango and Touch, are revamped and even better than before! Meet the Tango X and Touch X. For more than ten years, the We-Vibe Tango was revered as one of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 10, 2021 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Unheard of — the Satisfyer Curvy 2+ is a clitoral air pulse vibrator that: Let's break that down in more detail. Affordable The Satisfyer Curvy line is part of a family of sex toys that, instead of vibrating, rapidly…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 2, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
This penis masturbator comes with a whole-ass charging station that fits right in with my boyfriend's VR equipment and computer setup. His words of choice for the Arcwave Ion's case were "fleek" and "minimalist style [common] for electronics." The…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 20, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Time flies when you're reviewing (and testing!) sex toys. When I started my collection, rechargeable silicone vibrators were very much in a luxury league. In 2014, LELO and L'Amourose stood as the industry's darlings, and the Leaf+ line by BMS Factory…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 5, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Velvet Thruster's latest handheld fucking machine designs bring us the hard-and-fast power I know and love, and more. These new handheld fucking machines are bringing us: That last bullet point especially got me excited. Because I, Cy Smash of Super…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 19, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
I love it when a vibrating butt plug pleasantly surprises me with its motor! Fun Toys London reeled me in with its stunning hues and elegant handles, but I didn't expect to be captivated by the Gpop 2's vibrations. …
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 14, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Imagine encountering (or creating) your dream cock, and how lovely it would be to customize a copy of it. You pick a partner shape, cast it in body-safe and glow-in-the-dark silicone, and you make it vibrate! That's all within reach with…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 12, 2020 · Last modified May 6, 2025
Turn me on with your electric feel. I'm no stranger to electrostimulation, but today, we're exploring THREE MORE electrokink sex toys: The Zeus Twilight Violet Wand by XR Brands Cal Exotics' Impulse Petite Electrostimulator Wand Cal Exotics' Impulse Petite G‑Spot…