by Super Smash Cache · Published May 3, 2020 · Last modified September 19, 2023
Marvel at the maker's metallic marbling. Let the (Captain America-inspired) Patriot spangle you until you see stars. Marco Uberrime's latest creation, the A‑Spot Avenger, strikingly resembles the Aqua-King, which I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 27, 2020 · Last modified August 13, 2023
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by Super Smash Cache · Published March 22, 2020 · Last modified March 12, 2024
Dildos have been around for practically forever — at least 28,000 years. Early vibrators originated as medical devices in the 1700s. Since then, new sex toys have come a long…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 20, 2020 · Last modified August 13, 2023
It's the "I can't stop coming" kind of dildo that I'd set aside time to use all night. I've reviewed many self-thrusting dildos, but until now, none were especially squishy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
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by Super Smash Cache · Published February 8, 2020 · Last modified August 15, 2023
I wouldn't swim the ocean for Kelsey, but I would do so to tell you how much I love the Fun Factory Stronic Surf. It's among the newest of the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 17, 2020 · Last modified April 3, 2024
Sex toys are the closest thing to giving someone on-demand orgasms. But the options can get overwhelming, even within Spectrum Boutique’s carefully curated selection. Here’s a list of my favorite…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 31, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
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by Super Smash Cache · Published December 26, 2019 · Last modified April 23, 2024
"That dildo looks like something queen Elsa would use in her palace." A friend said that about the Firefly Glass G‑Spot Glow Wand. Its elegance was what drew me in.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 20, 2019 · Last modified March 11, 2024
My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn't mentioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my relative lack of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 17, 2019 · Last modified March 12, 2024
There's no shortage of phallic fruits and vegetables. Perhaps the most obvious example is ubiquitous recognition of the euphemistic eggplant emoji. Unfortunately, the grocery store isn't the best place to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 30, 2019 · Last modified March 16, 2024
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornices Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel like potent hits of oxytocin —…