Review: Uberrime Anurian dildo bigger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 2022 · Last modified July 2023
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2022 · Last modified August 2023
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2022 · Last modified July 2023
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation time and want to get DICKED. For days when I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2022 · Last modified July 2023
Cum play has been alluring practically forever, but body-safe ejaculating dildos and jizz lube are relatively new. It’s easy to take them for granted in 2022, especially with the return of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2022 · Last modified September 2023
Why male chastity is more versatile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” initiated a new naughty chat customer. Oh, you’re…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 2022 · Last modified July 2023
“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomorrah region of mesopotamia, otherwise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talking about sparkling, shimmering butt plugs…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 2022 · Last modified July 2023
Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand massager packs a punch, impinging on the iconic Magic Wand Mini’s territory. While Pomi hasn’t entirely usurped the throne, there are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 2022 · Last modified August 2023
“You sound like you’re getting stabbed,” a friend replied when I sent him a voice recording of me using the Je Joue G‑Kii. Another said, “If I didn’t already know…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 2022 · Last modified July 2023
Rabbit vibrators are a blursed sex toy category — a simultaneous blessing and curse. Their emphasis on clitoral stimulation, on paper, symbolized the ultimate blended orgasm. In practice, they’re often…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2022 · Last modified August 2023
Remember that G‑spotty Velvet Thruster dildo attachment I helped design in 2019? (Of course, you do; there’s an old picture of me and my ass on the packaging.) Blush Novelties…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2022 · Last modified July 2023
The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rumbliest rechargeable wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibration frequency-wise, it’s in the top 5 best “back massagers.” It thrums and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 2022 · Last modified August 2023
Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday, let’s take a walk down memory lane. Here are the…