Pretty Love Dylan “Come Hither” rabbit review
When it comes to sex toys, I’m always starry-eyed and swayed easily by the new and novel. Maybe to a fault. My curiosity got the best of me when I saw the Pretty Love Dylan— a $60 G-spot vibrator that...
Latest posts on Super Smash Cache
njoy Pure Plug Large stainless steel plug review
The njoy Pure Plug Large’s perfection is the reason I seldom do butt plug reviews. Until I try another plug that’s genuinely and amazingly unique, the Pure Plug is on its own tier. Worthy of being buried with me when...
Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira / Luxe Mio review
The Temptasia Elvira is one of the best body-safe dildos under $25. Its silicone is buttery-smooth with very little drag, it’s girthy, and the coronal ridge is well-defined. The design is in many ways minimal, but enough to stimulate my...
Fun Factory Darling Devil rabbit vibrator review
There are few vibrators as cheeky in design as the Darling Devil. Fun Factory’s past muses have included ocean waves, flowers, and vulvas, but this one best epitomizes Fun Factory’s playful experimentation with shape and color. This Fun Factory Darling Devil...
MysteryVibe Crescendo Bluetooth customizable vibrator review
Reviewing this vibrator brings me all the remorse of hooking up with an ex, and more. In 2016, I fell for all the MysteryVibe Crescendo‘s dreamy promises. Bending into any shape I wanted it to. 6 totally customizable motors to...
Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal review: powerful bullet vibrator
“No other vibrator of this size compares to the orgasm-inducing vibrations of [the Exposed Nocturnal] bullet,” says Blush Novelties’ website. The claim is so brazen that it would be meaningless if any other company had stated it. As a fangirl...
Fun Factory Stronic Real self-thrusting pulsator review
Some sex toys are so good that I struggle to write more than, “This toy is amazing. Buy it. You don’t need to read beyond this point, but I need to add more words. Words words words words words.” And...
Fun with foreskin: tips, techniques, and .GIFs!
American cock vs. European cock: have you ever wondered the difference? Or had aspirations to travel the world and, maybe in the process, hook up with lovers of different cultural backgrounds? If you’re an in the U.S., you might (depending on the...
Tantus Tsunami review: ridged dildo with bullet cavity
I’ve lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another. It’s not fun to write about toys I mildly dislike or am lukewarm about, but the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I’m in love. After a rocky (but...
Super Cy’s Summer Wet Dream Giveaway: win one of 11 sexy prizes!
Free sex toys and giveaway prizes made it possible for me to start reviewing! It’s been years since I posted my first review, but 2018 was when I really started turning my blogging into a business. In the past six...
5 ways to make Kegels more fun (like vaginal weightlifting!)
Vaginal weightlifting is so much more than just a fetish party trick! It’s also one of many fun ways to cultivate increased sexual sensitivity or stronger, longer orgasms. Orgasms aren’t everything, but who wouldn’t want to maximize their enjoyment? For people with...
njoy Pure Wand Review: intense steel G-spot dildo
Before using your Pure Wand, apologize to your neighbors in advance for all the screaming. Have some towels ready, even if you think you can’t squirt. Maybe set aside some time to fully appreciate pounding your G-spot to oblivion over...
Recent Comments