A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway and Tilt have been my default “go-to” vibrators in my review pile. What does that tell you? Their vibrations are on...
It’s a myth that standard condoms are universal and fit everyone. (Yes, even if your forearm can fit in one!) Using the right condom size is crucial for the wearer’s comfort and prevention of pregnancy and STDs. If the...
Because why wouldn’t I want to be Night City’s sassiest nomadic heartthrob? This Panam Palmer cosplay is probably my first somewhat serious attempt at costuming. I’ve dressed up for Halloween parties before, that was often last-minute, and I didn’t...
Imagine that a flogger and a whip had a baby. That’s the cat o’ nine tails. As with whips, the cats’ claim to fame is their thick, woven tresses. But instead of a single lash, a cat o’ nine...
Are these prices legit for body-safe silicone dildos? And what the heck is SILEXPAN®? “Made with a patented revolutionary formula for a realistic feel,” boasts one of the Squeeze-It dildo product pages. The line consists of silicone and Silexpan...
Imagine a sitcom-like laugh track in the background as my boyfriend and I unboxed Tantaly’s Cecilia sex doll. Rather, I lifted the box flaps, peeked inside, and immediately closed it, looking away. “Is that the…?” “Yeah.” “Okay, cool. Cool,...
Hit me, baby, one more time. Kinksters have co-opted riding crops for percussive maintenance of humans, but many of the old design principles still stand. Riding crops are like a hybrid of whips, canes, and paddles. You could call...
Imagine that merely mentioning “Link in bio” on your Instagram story could get your account flagged or deleted. A photo of a brightly-colored, abstractly shaped dildo gets marked as “adult solicitation.” Or an educational infographic about sexual health gets...
More adventures in rabbit-style insertable pervertibles! Gemini by Pris Toys is the fifth double penetration dildo I’ve tested this past month. That’s my horniness level as I approach complete COVID immunity. Dual stimulation dildos like the Pris Toys Gemini...
BIG NEWS: I’ve found The One. No, I’m not getting married, but I’m just as star-crossed to have discovered my rabbit vibrator soulmate. The Santa Cruz Coaster thrusting dual stimulator fits my anatomy like no other currently on the...
Horny level: “Show me all your double penetration dildos.” Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe this quarter are silicone double dildos — and my vagina eagerly engulfed them. In order from the smallest to biggest double-ended dildos pictured...
“In the end, boobs are nothing more than fake asses. And if I had to choose between the original and the imitation, of course I would choose the original.” — Kangoku Gakuen / Prison School Ch. 68 So much...
