Yep, I’ve made it my job to stick large objects in my vagina and tell you how amazing it feels. Today’s big and bold dildo is the Sentinel, a nearly 2-pound, 2.75″ diameter monstrosity by Pris Toys. The Pris...
Niche treats for my vulva and partner play. The sex toy world is so much bigger than dildos and vibrators, extending to sleeves and squishables aplenty. Enter the NS Novelties Firefly Yoni, a glow-in-the-dark SILICONE stroker. While it’s marketed...
The Uberrime Astra dildo is literally named after the stars — cue pun about space pants and seeing stars. I bought mine for its one-of-a-kind nebulaic color swirls, which embody the word “extra.” The palatial pigment mixing catches one’s...
Rumbly vibrators splash when dipped in water. Run-of-the-mill buzzy ones make tiny ripples — and the Doc Johnson iVibe Select iRing hardly does even that. Ants would get bored surfing on these vibrator-generated wavelets. “Buzzy” doesn’t do justice to...
Hot Octopuss’s vibrations are rumbly AF across the board, and now you can — at last — find them in a luxuriously squishy G-spot vibrator. Their focus was first on guybrators penis vibrators, then came their deliciously deep bullets,...
“What’s the best remote control panty vibrator?” I wish I had a definitive, clear-cut answer. It’s no secret that petite and wearable “couples’” vibrators are in high demand, but in practice, the category has a long way to go....
Affordable sex toys are the future of the industry. Nowadays, you can easily find a rumbly, body-safe vibrator with a velvety finish for under $50. If you’re cutting costs, it has to come from somewhere. That could mean materials,...
Hype marketing is one hell of a drug. How do the new Lora DiCarlo Filare and LELO Ora robotic oral sex simulator measure up to the claims? The Filare is one of Lora DiCarlo’s many external-only toys, this time...
Galactic glitter, girth, glow, and gloss The Pris Toys Basilisk packs it all into a wildly eye-catching semi-realistic dildo. Its dual-density silicone is just the cherry on top. Oh, and did I mention that it’s 2.3″ across — about...
