njoy Fun Wand stainless steel S-curved dildo review
I love everything I have ever tried by njoy. I’d be content if the njoy Eleven were the only sex toy I ever used for the rest of my life. The njoy Pure Wand remains an undefeated marvel of...
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Review: b-Vibe Anal Training & Education plug kit
Butt stuff is one of the great equalizers— everyone has a butt. So why haven’t I written a guide about it yet? The truth is that the folx at b-Vibe can (and do) present anal play far more cohesively...
Self Delve Aubergine / Eggplant girthy silicone dildo review
“The eggplant agrees: it’s REALLY starting to feel like summer,” I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only thing more delightful than an eggplant-shaped dildo is one that changes colors in heat. The Self Delve Eggplant‘s girth...
Sex Blogger 101 Q & A
Sex blogging is a journey that’s led to oddly specific and funny stories, fantastic business trips, eye-catching photos, and of course, the ability to pay for rent and utilities without being bound to any one location. But while I’ve...
We-Vibe Moxie panty vibe & Lovely 2.0 Bluetooth cock ring mini-reviews
“Well, some vibration is better than no vibration, right?” a dude friend asked me. I side-eyed him and fired back, “For the [Lovely 2.0’s] price, I’d want vibrations that get me off.” The standard orgasm ratio between a partner...
Metal to the Petals Giveaway: $1000 of njoy stainless steel, limited edition Uberrime, gift cards, and more!
If you’ve been reading Super Smash Cache for a while, you know that I’m no stranger to big giveaways. But this year, I didn’t want merely to host a big giveaway with many prizes. I wanted one with some of...
5 Ways I’ve Made My Orgasms Longer and More Intense
The second time I ever got stoned, I had orgasms for 20 minutes straight. It happened about five years ago— at the time, I thought it was an unusual occurrence for my body. However, I’ve since cultivated my orgasms...
BMS Factory Pillow Talk Cheeky rumbly rechargeable wand vibrator review
The rumble of BMS Factory’s Pillow Talk Sassy ruined practically all other G-spot vibrators for me— even outperforming the renowned LELO Mona 2. It’s perhaps the most underrated vibrator in existence, and a steal for only $43. I didn’t...
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Mini-reviews: Velvet Thruster Teddy, Maia Max/Monroe, and Vixskin Colossus
The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual power tool’s self-thrusting mechanism boasts up to 140 thrusts per minute and a robust 3-inch range of motion. It’s...
Uberrime Sensi squishy silicone dildo & vaginal plug review
I both am AND am not proud of how often people find my blog by Googling something like “huge butt plug used in pussy” and landing on my Tantus Ringo review. It’s easily one of my most popular posts....
Why I Don’t Hunt For “Unicorns” / FFM Threesomes
Given a long enough timeline, practically every straight dude I’ve been with has asked me for: an FFM threesome, especially with one of my (unspecified) cis female friends butt stuff, but with only me receiving My response to the...
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njoy Eleven 2.75 lb stainless steel dildo review
My reunion with my toy suitcase wouldn’t have been complete without kissing my njoy Eleven and sobbing. “I’ll never leave you again. Be with me. I want to be buried with you when I die.” (To my future children...
