“WHY ARE THESE VIBRATORS SO PHOTOGENIC?” I asked myself as I edited photos for this review. I can’t pick a favorite picture because they’re all my favorite. Now I know how my favorite photographer feels when I model for...
I’ve accepted it at this point: I cannot and will not ever do justice to the Blush Realm sword dildo collection. I’m not a fantasy geek at all, despite wanting to double penetrate myself with both Night King dildos....
Some may find this review blasphemous. Others may consider it par with Upworthy-style clickbait. What I’m about to tell you about the Hot Octopuss Jett and Digit MIGHT BLOW YOUR MIND. You MUST KNOW MY TRUTH. From here on...
An escort’s job is to make fantasies happen, immersing clients in the experience. It often goes beyond physical gratification to include psychological captivation and emotional comfort. And for that, I have mad respect for their skill sets. Here are...
It’s a travesty that I haven’t reviewed anything from Fun Factory in over a year. Their motors are bomb, their designers know what they’re doing, and their color palettes are vibrant. Everything about Fun Factory is fun. They’re a luxury...
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Zumio has somehow topped their original creation. You know, the one I described as “the absolute closest a clitoral toy has ever come to being an ‘instant orgasm’ button for me.” Every positive thing I had to say about...
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I love everything I have ever tried by njoy. I’d be content if the njoy Eleven were the only sex toy I ever used for the rest of my life. The njoy Pure Wand remains an undefeated marvel of...
Butt stuff is one of the great equalizers— everyone has a butt. So why haven’t I written a guide about it yet? The truth is that the folx at b-Vibe can (and do) present anal play far more cohesively...
“The eggplant agrees: it’s REALLY starting to feel like summer,” I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only thing more delightful than an eggplant-shaped dildo is one that changes colors in heat. The Self Delve Eggplant‘s girth...
Sex blogging is a journey that’s led to oddly specific and funny stories, fantastic business trips, eye-catching photos, and of course, the ability to pay for rent and utilities without being bound to any one location. But while I’ve...
“Well, some vibration is better than no vibration, right?” a dude friend asked me. I side-eyed him and fired back, “For the [Lovely 2.0’s] price, I’d want vibrations that get me off.” The standard orgasm ratio between a partner...
If you’ve been reading Super Smash Cache for a while, you know that I’m no stranger to big giveaways. But this year, I didn’t want merely to host a big giveaway with many prizes. I wanted one with some of...
