I’m damned if I don’t smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone’s hands at some point in my life. Friends don’t let friends settle for that shit. That hypothetical “someone’s” protests preemptively buzz in my mind; I’m ready to...
I gasped when I tilted the Lumberjill Grace‘s voluptuous bulge against my G-spot. The intense pressure of the wood and wicked curves could have made me come right then and there, within a matter of seconds. But when I was...
Most of the BMS Naked Addiction Vibrating & Rotating Dildo‘s features are remarkably average. Not least, its name is akin to store brand white bread. It’s only available in “Vanilla” color. And it measures just under 6 inches insertable length...
By the time I’ve finished typing this post, Womanizer and Satisfyer will probably have released ten new products. I can’t keep up, so here’s a fast blast of 3 new-ish clit toys from these companies. Jump to a section: Womanizer...
Ever wanted to cry immediately after a cathartic orgasm? Because that’s how the Uberrime Aqua-King makes me feel. And not necessarily crying during an intense orgasm, or feeling depressed afterward. I mean on a visceral level thinking, “Ah yes, I...
Everything about Zalo’s vibrators and their Versailles-inspired presentation embodies “extra.” Not least, the Zalo Marie‘s ornate box almost looks like there should be paintings of happy cherubs all over it. Inside the box, the vibrator itself gleams with its intricate handle...
The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider’s Tentacle. Their commonalities include a steep C-curve, suckers arranged at a slight twist along the shaft, and a wicked taper. Oh,...
[Background collage by @carlupanddye] The Magic Wand Plus is the first external wand-style vibrator I love. I could tell from the moment I turned it on and heard the motor’s gloriously low purr that it was meant to be. As...
I’ve heard of isolated incidents of clitoral suction toys making users bleed. The rumors sounded distant, like urban legends or stats that I’d never personally encounter. It wasn’t until I tried the Emojibator Chickie that shit got too real. My...
Sex toys are for people from all walks of life— not just single ciswomen this Valentine’s Day. And practically any sex toy can be a couples’ toy if you use it with a partner. Some toys, though, are more convenient...
“Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator’s safety warnings list,” I messaged a friend. “I don’t know where this is going, but it’s already my favorite part of the day,” he responded. You see, the Cal Exotics Impulse Intimate...
New year’s resolutions should be fun! The more high-spirited you are about them, the more likely you are to get them done. Fortunately, the process of modifying one’s appearance can be just as fun as showing off the results afterward,...
