The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider’s Tentacle. Their commonalities include a steep C-curve, suckers arranged at a slight twist along the shaft, and a wicked taper. Oh,...
[Background collage by @carlupanddye] The Magic Wand Plus is the first external wand-style vibrator I love. I could tell from the moment I turned it on and heard the motor’s gloriously low purr that it was meant to be. As...
I’ve heard of isolated incidents of clitoral suction toys making users bleed. The rumors sounded distant, like urban legends or stats that I’d never personally encounter. It wasn’t until I tried the Emojibator Chickie that shit got too real. My...
Sex toys are for people from all walks of life— not just single ciswomen this Valentine’s Day. And practically any sex toy can be a couples’ toy if you use it with a partner. Some toys, though, are more convenient...
“Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator’s safety warnings list,” I messaged a friend. “I don’t know where this is going, but it’s already my favorite part of the day,” he responded. You see, the Cal Exotics Impulse Intimate...
New year’s resolutions should be fun! The more high-spirited you are about them, the more likely you are to get them done. Fortunately, the process of modifying one’s appearance can be just as fun as showing off the results afterward,...
The Dame Pom comes in jade green and looks like a flattened marshmallow Peep. How could I say no? Though it doesn’t feel marshmallow-soft like my Iroha Zen Matcha, it’s bendy to nestle effortlessly atop the external pubic bone. Plus, the...
Centuries from now, archaeologists will excavate my tomb and find sex toys. Thousands of sex toys— some in mild decay, and others entirely intact. My Blush Gaia Eco biodegradable vibrator might break down, but my njoy Pure Wand, Eleven, and...
I’ve compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is “only” comparable to a soda can’s top. The Gambler takes it a step farther, just shy of 3 inches wide. It’s bigger than...
“Best orgasm I’ve had in a while just now using the stroker,” my boyfriend texted me on Christmas morning. “It lasted a while and was intense. Maybe partly because I’m still a bit stoned… I think it was how it...
The We-Vibe Nova addresses some of the most glaring shortcomings in the most overrated group of sex toys: rabbit vibrators. For one, the clitoral stimulation motor on the Nova is thuddy as all heck, with a rich timbre. If you’ve...
It’s one thing to say that I enjoy vertical textures. It’s another to come via the twisting motion alone or to feel like I’d go insane if I stopped twisting the Uberrime Xenuphora‘s addictive angles left-and-right inside me. What’s more, I want...
