As much as I love my gigantic dildos, they’re not the most practical toys to take with me when I’m on-the-go or visiting family. Sometimes, I have only a backpack to fit my belongings in for the week. And a...
Back when I was popular on FetLife and internet cucks showered me with gifts and worship, I probably could have requested any sex toy I wanted. But I understood so little about the sex toy industry that I hardly knew...
Bullet vibrators are classics in many sex toy connoisseurs’ collections. There are so many to choose from that it can be overwhelming, especially for beginners, so I’m grouping these three affordable bullets into one review. Maia Toys Jessi The most...
Vibrators have come a long way since Sex and the City, but the people who innovated sex toys with rotating beads were on to something. B-Vibe uses the once-trendy spinning bead motor in a novel way: not in a rabbit,...
Welcome to November 2018! This past month, I’ve officially settled into my new apartment, been decorating sex toy cookies with my partner, and my toys are feeling at home on their designated closet shelves. Surprisingly (to some people), my collection...
“Green” beauty and personal care products are in vogue now, but Hathor, the company behind SUTIL lube, has had green in its blood since its genesis. Its plant-based ingredients are thoughtfully chosen and sourced, and the tube is biodegradable. I’ve...
The sooner I review the Hot Octopuss Atom cock ring, the sooner I am free from the misery of testing it. My boyfriend’s and my grievances toward it probably peaked when I glared at him, and he responded, “I can’t stay...
If you’re a clitoris-owner who’s ever envied the textures inside Tenga’s penis-strokers, you’re in luck. The Iroha Zen is a mini-vibe that resembles a Tenga 3D Zen sleeve, but smaller, phallic, and non-porous. You can rub the delightfully squishy, tea whisk-like...
“How was the orgasm [with the Hot Octopuss Pulse III] on a scale from 1-10?” I asked my boyfriend, “1 being your typical jack-off session and 10 being my orgasms when I’m getting fisted.” “Well, that’s a high standard to...
If you’re using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur solo and you have a penchant for cervical orgasms, you may want to keep an extra pillow nearby to snuggle afterward. I also suggest obtaining a hot pizza of your favorite kind before...
If you’ve sought an affordable alternative to the We-Vibe Tango, you’ve probably heard of the under-$50 Ultra Bullet by FemmeFunn. It’s one of the best mini-vibes you can get, and for a substantially lower price than the Tango. FemmeFunn’s newer...
My boyfriend and I are no strangers to date nights in. After all, it was during our first date that he chopped off the tip of his pinky trying to catch a knife while cooking. The irony is that he...
