by Super Smash Cache · Published June 12, 2018 · Last modified July 24, 2024
I've lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another; the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I'm in love. After a rocky (but improving) relationship with textured toys, the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 6, 2018 · Last modified June 4, 2025
Before using your Pure Wand, apologize to your neighbors in advance for all the screaming. Have some towels ready, even if you think you can't squirt. Maybe set aside some…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 29, 2018 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The Zumio is the absolute closest a clitoral toy has ever come to being an "instant orgasm" button for me. I'd never before tried anything so dizzyingly pinpointed, so adept at…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 20, 2018 · Last modified May 24, 2025
Have you ever wanted a rainbow-striped dildo? Of course, you have! Blush Novelties' Avant series is so full of, "fuck yeah!" and the recent Avant Pride continuation gives me even more…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 17, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Am I going to enjoy using it as much as I enjoy looking at it?" is a recurring theme in my reviews. It was a source of procrastination with testing…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 11, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I refuse to believe that the Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples could be anything but an afterthought. It's as if the folks over at Satisfyer HQ made the Satisfyer Pro Plus…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 6, 2018 · Last modified August 13, 2023
Thanks to rad sex toys like the Chrystalino Gallant, I'm still finding new ways to awaken my sexuality, even 4 years into collecting them. This glass dildo features two swelling bulbs,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 17, 2018 · Last modified September 19, 2023
VeDO was definitely on my radar when Peepshow Toys offered me a VeDO Bam Mini for review. I read so many rave reviews about the chunkier VeDO BAM bullet and had…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2018 · Last modified May 22, 2025
I struck gold when I first tried the BMS Pillow Talk Sassy. Even as a relatively new reviewer, I knew that I was on to something. What I didn't know…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 9, 2018 · Last modified February 5, 2025
The Avant D4 by Blush Novelties is the dildo analog of Marge Simpson's pink Chanel suit: elegant, bold, and a steal for how gorgeous it is. With the voluptuous curves feeling as…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 5, 2018 · Last modified June 7, 2025
I'm a 5'2 tall, 110-pound femme who has used dildos with the circumference of a soda can. My enjoyment of huge sex toys is so much more than a Napoleonic "Fuck…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 28, 2018 · Last modified May 5, 2025
"What made you try fisting?" my straight friends asked me. Frankly, I had always found fisting hot. I had fisted a woman before. I knew that receiving a fist was…
