Top 10 Best Sex Toys of 2019 & Year-End Recap
My 2019 read like the premise for a Netflix Original sitcom: the trials and tribulations of a nomadic sex toy review blogger. For extra spice, throw in: The instability of…
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Review: Uberrime Bella & Supero Big, Realistic, Dual-Density Dildos
"I AM DIE AND I AM CRY," I typed in my notes, true to Millennial destruction of written language online. A rough translation: "The orgasms with this dildo are reliably…
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NS Novelties Firefly Glass G-Spot Glow Wand review: the ultimate A-spot dildo
"That dildo looks like something queen Elsa would use in her palace." A friend said that about the Firefly Glass G‑Spot Glow Wand. Its elegance was what drew me in.…
My Past Sexy Side Hustles & Free Stuff (Beyond Reviews!)
In the current gig economy, you've probably heard Millennial femme friends joke about sugar babying, financial domination, or selling used panties to pay off student loans. Or just for extra…
Choosing the Best Anal Toys (for Beginner & Intermediate Play)
My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn't mentioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my relative lack of…
Lush Iris review: thrusting, gyrating, pressure wave rabbit by Blush
"What a fucking abomination!" I scrunched my nose the first time I saw a clit-sucking rabbit vibrator. First came the Womanizer Inside Out, then the Satisfyer Pro G Rabbit, then…
4 Countries Where Traveling With or Buying Sex Toys Is Illegal
SEX BLOGGING COMES WITH PERKS LIKE JACKING OFF FOR WORK, BUT DOWNSIDES LIKE TRAVEL LIMITATIONS. THE RIGHT TO BUY SEX TOYS IS ONE THAT I ADMITTEDLY TAKE FOR GRANTED. It's…
Selfdelve Veggie Dildo Reviews: Eggplant, Curved Cucumber, Fly Agaric Mushroom, and Pepper
There's no shortage of phallic fruits and vegetables. Perhaps the most obvious example is ubiquitous recognition of the euphemistic eggplant emoji. Unfortunately, the grocery store isn't the best place to…
Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure: another tongue-flicking suction vibe review!
No other sex toy has sent me on as much of an emotional roller-coaster as the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure. I have gone through every stage of Kombucha Girl.…
NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8 tongue-flicking and clit-sucking vibrator review
One question frequently asked of sex bloggers is, “If you never had sex with a partner again, what would you miss most?” I’d always answer, “Sex toys can’t self-wash.” The…
Fun Factory Volta review: pinpoint flickering "tongue" vibrator
The first five lines in my notes about the Fun Factory Volta read: I HAVE DIED Looks like it belongs in the Little Mermaid's "Les Poissons" chef scene I don't get it…
25+ Deep Penetration Dildos For A-Spotting and Cervix Massage
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornices Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel like potent hits of oxytocin —…
