by Super Smash Cache · Published December 23, 2019 · Last modified March 11, 2024
In the current gig economy, you've probably heard Millennial femme friends joke about sugar babying, financial domination, or selling used panties to pay off student loans. Or just for extra…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 20, 2019 · Last modified January 25, 2025
My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn't mentioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my relative lack of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 23, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
"What a fucking abomination!" I scrunched my nose the first time I saw a clit-sucking rabbit vibrator. First came the Womanizer Inside Out, then the Satisfyer Pro G Rabbit, then…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 18, 2019 · Last modified March 11, 2024
SEX BLOGGING COMES WITH PERKS LIKE JACKING OFF FOR WORK, BUT DOWNSIDES LIKE TRAVEL LIMITATIONS. THE RIGHT TO BUY SEX TOYS IS ONE THAT I ADMITTEDLY TAKE FOR GRANTED. It's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 17, 2019 · Last modified May 22, 2025
There's no shortage of phallic fruits and vegetables. Perhaps the most obvious example is ubiquitous recognition of the euphemistic eggplant emoji. Unfortunately, the grocery store isn't the best place to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 16, 2019 · Last modified May 22, 2025
No other sex toy has sent me on as much of an emotional roller-coaster as the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure. I have gone through every stage of Kombucha Girl.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 30, 2019 · Last modified May 22, 2025
One question frequently asked of sex bloggers is, “If you never had sex with a partner again, what would you miss most?” I’d always answer, “Sex toys can’t self-wash.” The…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 4, 2019 · Last modified January 24, 2025
The first five lines in my notes about the Fun Factory Volta read: I HAVE DIED Looks like it belongs in the Little Mermaid's "Les Poissons" chef scene I don't get it…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 30, 2019 · Last modified April 20, 2025
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornices Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel like potent hits of oxytocin —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 28, 2019 · Last modified March 5, 2024
The first time I used the Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold internally, I laughed at how quickly I came. I was not expecting that! And against my clitoris? Testing toys like…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 11, 2019 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The SquarePegToys Blunt Plug is the ideal silicone plug for warming up to anal sex. Some plugs taper and slowly ramp up for opening from a cold start. Others have…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 7, 2019 · Last modified July 23, 2024
About a year and a half ago, I learned the hard way what I didn't want in a vaginal plug. I just wanted to be stuffed all day, not understanding…
