Review: 321 (Blast Off) & Seahorse slender S-curve dildos
Looking for your G‑spot or A‑spot? Exploring your cervical fornices and deep spots? The 321 (Blast Off) and Seahorse acrylic dildos by Lovey Productions are perfect for that! They are…
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Review: Cute Little Fuckers Trinity vibrating alien dildo
Meet Trinity, an ADORABLE cloud creature who loves hugging, dancing, and cave exploring. The Trinity vibrating dildo is one of three new sex toys from Cute Little Fuckers. Their line…
We-Vibe Rave Review: a rumbly G-spot & A-spot vibrator!
The We-Vibe Rave was the only G‑spot vibrator I would have re-bought if I had to restart my collection from nothing — even after owning over $10,000 of sex toys. G‑spot…
Review: Svakom Nymph, Ella, and Tyler Vibrators
"Svakom is what happens when you batter, over-salt, and deep-fry something that's supposed to be fancy." "Really?" I responded to my reviewer friend. "I thought of it as the reverse:…
4 Commandments for Size Queens With Vaginas
"Let's just say she's 'open' to new things," someone commented on a viral video of my sex toy collection. Big dildos are among the most polarizing and stigmatizing toys for…
Review: Lora DiCarlo Osé 2 CES Award-Winning Robotic Massager
I'm waiting for the imminent Netflix original documentary about the Lora DiCarlo Osé. Nobody's announced any plans for such a feature, but I figure it's only a matter of time,…
Review: Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting Rabbit & G-Spot Stroker
There's a self-thrusting rabbit vibrator that satisfies my internal and external clitoris simultaneously — hands-free. I didn't imagine this day (nor myself) coming so soon with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit…
The Clitoris's Similarities to the Penis: Deeper Than You Think!
How often have you heard the bullshit that female anatomy is confusing? Or worse, that male orgasms are a given, while female orgasms are distant and otherworldly? I'm here to…
What’s the Difference Between Dildos & Vibrators?
How to Pick What Best Suits Your Needs WRITTEN BY SUPER SMASH CACHE / ILLUSTRATIONS BY SARAH WILLIAMSON If you’re overwhelmed by a pleasure boutique’s gadgets and gizmos, you’re not alone.…
6 Reasons Chastity Cock Cages Can Be Hot
Chastity play and cock cages may seem brutal and otherworldly to the vanillas. "Do people ACTUALLY get turned on by that?" one might think. But the kink is more common…
7 Factors in Picking the Right Menstrual Cup
Overnight menstrual protection without leaks Pads and tampons consistently failed to contain my heavy flow, and I used to resign to sleeping on a black towel every month. Until I…
Review: Fun Factory Bouncer, B-Balls, and LuzArte Bubbles
Run up the stairs. Hula-hoop. Belly dance. Hop in place. We're exploring toys with bumps and beads and internal balls that move with your body for hands-free, battery-free sensation. First…
