Dee's Big Daddy Dallas Review: Dildo Bigger Than Soda Can

I slide my thumbs over the swollen coro­na, its “meat” yield­ing just a lit­tle under pressure.

Even just clean­ing Dee's Big Daddy Dallas — an act of devo­tion, wor­ship­ping the wind­ing vas­cu­la­ture wrap­ping the shaft — is enough to get me wet.

I'm pre­pared to be dickmatized.

I'm drool­ing at the drips of lube trail­ing the turgid, curv­ing veins.

I don't just take or con­sume this fat cock — I feel the urge to merge.

It stretch­es and press­es but sur­ren­ders as I wrap around it. The super soft sil­i­cone feels like it's part of me. Every inch belongs inside.

Dee's Big Daddy Dallas Features

Dallas by Dee's Big Daddies is a huge, squishy dil­do big­ger than a soda can — putting it in the same size class as the Uberrime Uberous.

Dallas XL /​ Extra Large Measurements

• 9" total height
• 7" insertable length
• 2.1” across the head (6.6” around)
• 2.4” across the shaft (7.6” around)

As a friend once said, “Thick doesn't begin to describe it. It's voluptuous.”

What Makes Dallas Distinct From My Uberous

• Dallas has a longer, swoop­ing but still rather blunt head
• More juicy, bulging veins — more car­toon­ish, bor­der­line rope­like in appearance
• The soft­er Shore 0030 is even squishi­er than Uberrime's 0050 sil­i­cone. However, both sil­i­cone den­si­ty options are avail­able from Dee's Big Daddies and Uberrime Dildos!

If I saw the Uberous in green, I'd think, “That could plau­si­bly be The Incredible Hulk's dick.” If I saw Big Daddy Dallas in green, I'd think, “That is DEFINITELY The Incredible Hulk's Dick.”

(Though I love Dee's spir­it in call­ing the swatch “Gag Me Green,” there's no way I'm fit­ting much more than the tip in my mouth or get­ting any­where close to gag­ging. The more press­ing con­cern would be extend­ing my jaw like a snake.)

Customizations From Dee's Big Daddies

My par­tic­u­lar Dallas fad­ed from “Pound Me Pearl” white to “Peg Me Pink.”

• Eleven oth­er col­or options are avail­able, includ­ing five skin tones.
• Choose between Shore 0030 or Shore 0050 sil­i­cone — the hard­ness dif­fer­ence between warm gum­my can­dy and cool gum­my can­dy, respectively.
• Five size options — 1 average-​sized “Wee Daddy” ver­sion and 4 “Big Daddies”

How Dee's Big Daddy Dallas Felt in Use

Neither par­ty is the aggres­sor here. I'm not tak­ing nor con­sum­ing this cock, but a secret third thing: syn­er­giz­ing and merg­ing with it.

While there's a big stretch all the way in, the super squishy, shape-​shifting sil­i­cone also con­forms to my walls rather than the oth­er way. With ample lube, it auto­mat­i­cal­ly slips behind my cervix, fill­ing me up all the way, rely­ing on breadth for inten­si­ty. Something about the cur­va­ture and the tip's swoop­ing fits me just right.

The Big Daddy Dallas dildo's balls make it easy to direct, whether it's:

• The bulging tip grab­bing my G‑spot
• Bending and bump­ing the bot­tom of the shaft against my clit
• Dicking myself deep behind my cervix

Why not all of the above, with every pound and press?

My eyes get glazed and out of focus, pout­ing, my cheeks and lips (both sets of lips) warm and flushed. I whis­per, “Oh my god,” under my breath over and over again. I wish there was a hand or someone's back I could grab onto, so I set­tle for grab­bing my thigh instead, bit­ing my hand as I whimper.

Make sure to use abun­dant water-​based lubri­cant with this dil­do. There's min­i­mal drag once the lube has spread, but I found myself reap­ply­ing before instinc­tive­ly pulling my legs up to my chest as if I could beck­on it like a part­ner to go deeper.

That head is ever-​present, nev­er let­ting its pres­ence go unno­ticed, even when I take a break.

Cum, big clench, lit­tle clench, lit­tle clench, lit­tle clench. And anoth­er big clench.

It's a snug fit whether I'm con­tract­ed or relaxed.

If a part­ner used it on me, I wouldn't think less of them. I'd give them all the cred­it because the soft­ness and shape feel sur­pris­ing­ly human, even though I know that's absurd at this size.

My hasty phone notes for this review were rid­dled with typos, such as:

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Faster, hard­er, the last thrusts, writhing and bury­ing my face in a pil­low with the final clenx­h­es, as if “Dallas”and I just came at the same time

My frontal lobe and high­er fac­ul­ties sre just gone

Part of me is more whole, fer­al, and true to my ani­mal being.

My pussy snaps back quick­ly but feels so ready for more — after I take a breather, rehy­drate, and eat some­thing, of course.

Closing Thoughts

Dee's Big Daddy Dallas XL is a jour­ney for spelunk­ing size roy­al­ty. I've been day­dream­ing about it all day and con­tem­plat­ing using it every day. The soft­ness makes it sur­pris­ing­ly man­age­able for dai­ly use.

Could this be real life — an elec­tric reverse harem with Dallas, Dante, Johnny, Max, and more?

Get the gar­gan­tu­an Dee's Big Daddy Dallas or the average-​sized Dee's Wee Daddy Dallas. Or browse the shop for every­thing the bor­del­lo has to offer.

Further Reading About Huge Dildos

• Mega-​Guide to Fisting and Huge Dildos!
• Dee's Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny Huge Dildo Reviews
• Review: VixSkin Cash Huge Dual-​Density Dildo by Vixen Creations
• Review: Uberrime Anurian dil­do big­ger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho
• Topped Toys Hilt 75 & Cetos 90 Review: Huge Silicone Dildos
• The 4 Commandments For Size Queens With Vaginas

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