Velvet Thruster review: POWERFUL, portable fucking machine & self-thrusting dildo
I'm so lazy in bed that I don't even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition means I'm down for anything that does most of the…
Category: Insertable Vibrators
3 of My First Sex Toys (and Better Alternatives I Should Have Gotten Instead)
"Health care gadgets," read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid with a Visa gift card I loaded up because I…
Pretty Love Dylan "Come Hither" rabbit review
When it comes to sex toys, I'm always starry-eyed and swayed easily by the new and novel. Maybe to a fault. My curiosity got the best of me when I…
Fun Factory Darling Devil Battery+ vibrator review
There are few vibrators as cheeky in design as the Darling Devil. Fun Factory's past muses have included ocean waves, flowers, and vulvas, but this one best epitomizes Fun Factory's playful…
MysteryVibe Crescendo Bluetooth Customizable Vibrator Review
Reviewing this vibrator brings me all the remorse of hooking up with an ex, and more. In 2016, I fell for all the MysteryVibe Crescendo's dreamy promises. Bending into any shape…
Fun Factory Stronic Real self-thrusting pulsator review
Some sex toys are so good that I struggle to write more than, "This toy is amazing. Buy it. You don't need to read beyond this point, but I need…
BMS Factory Pillow Talk Sassy review: powerful G-spot vibrator
I struck gold when I first tried the BMS Pillow Talk Sassy. Even as a relatively new reviewer, I knew that I was on to something. What I didn't know…
Blush Novelties Gaia Eco review: cheap slimline vibrator
I'm so infatuated with this vibrator. The Blush Novelties Gaia Eco has the best vibrations you could get for this cheap. Just buy it if you want something powerful and…
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Review sampler: Jopen Comet Wand, Kinklab Neon Wand, LuzArte Jollet, MyStim Sizzling Simon
2014 was the year of my sexual awakening. It was the year that marked: … my first time trying a vibrator … my first orgasm from breathing and clenching alone…
Sinclair Inspire review: big, budget-friendly, silicone vibrator for size queens
It's not hard to find an affordable and non-porous vibrator, but your options dwindle when you add "big" or "girthy" to the list of qualifiers. Big insertable vibrators usually have…
BMS Factory Swan Wand Classic Review: big, rechargeable vibrator
Ever wanted to insert the Magic Wand? Yes? The Swan Wand will be a sweet treat for you — not only boasting Hitachi-level earthquake power, but also boasting a 2"…
Je Joue Uma Review: Rumbly Mid-Sized Vibrator
On paper, the Je Joue Uma looked like everything I was looking for. The Je Joue Uma has many hallmarks of a versatile toy. It has a bulging, gentle curve that…