Review: VUSH Myth G-spot vibrator & Rose 2 bullet
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some...
Insertable Vibrators
Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped...
Fun Factory Tiger G5 Ribbed G-Spot Vibrator Review
Welcome to another review where I wish I could just leave it at "AAAAAA." It’s hard to top the Fun...
Review: Bodywand, Ultra G-Touch Attachment, Blush Omnia
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: So...
Lora DiCarlo Sway G-spot vibrator & Tilt plug review
A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway has been...
California Dreaming Santa Cruz Coaster thruster review
BIG NEWS: I've found The One. No, I'm not getting married, but I'm just as star-crossed to have discovered my rabbit...
Review: Cal Exotics Slay Thrust Me, Charm Me, and Arouse Me
One of these California Exotics Slay mini-vibes gave me 27 orgasms in one session — but the other two belong...
Review: Sohimi Clitoral Suction & Pulsing Rabbit Vibrator
This toy sounds like a dream on paper, with a pulsing, penetrative portion and an external pressure wave motor —...
Doc Johnson iVibe Select iRing vibrating cock ring review
Rumbly vibrators splash when dipped in water. Run-of-the-mill buzzy ones make tiny ripples — and the Doc Johnson iVibe Select...