You'd be forgiven for expecting another glowing Fun Factory toy review, but their Be One finger vibrator is the combo-breaker. My vagina kept ejecting their self-thrusting Stronic Real because it…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 17, 2020
· Last modified April 3, 2024
Sex toys are the closest thing to giving someone on-demand orgasms. But the options can get overwhelming, even within Spectrum Boutique’s carefully curated selection. Here’s a list of my favorite…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 16, 2019
· Last modified March 12, 2024
No other sex toy has sent me on as much of an emotional roller-coaster as the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure. I have gone through every stage of Kombucha Girl.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 30, 2019
· Last modified July 5, 2023
One question frequently asked of sex bloggers is, “If you never had sex with a partner again, what would you miss most?” I’d always answer, “Sex toys can’t self-wash.” The…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 4, 2019
· Last modified August 13, 2023
The first five lines in my notes about the Fun Factory Volta read: I HAVE DIED Looks like it belongs in the Little Mermaid's "Les Poissons" chef scene I don't get it…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 6, 2019
· Last modified July 5, 2023
"WHY ARE THESE VIBRATORS SO PHOTOGENIC?" I asked myself as I edited photos for this review. I can't pick a favorite picture because they're all my favorite. Now I know…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 28, 2019
· Last modified August 13, 2023
Some may find this review blasphemous. Others may consider it par with Upworthy-style clickbait. What I'm about to tell you about the Hot Octopuss Jett and Digit MIGHT BLOW YOUR…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 17, 2019
· Last modified December 5, 2023
I have gifted the Laya II to my childhood best friend as her first rechargeable vibrator. Once upon a time, this clit vibe was the deluxe option for beginners. Fun Factory's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 15, 2019
· Last modified July 5, 2023
Zumio has somehow topped their original creation. You know, the one I described as "the absolute closest a clitoral toy has ever come to being an 'instant orgasm' button for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 12, 2019
· Last modified March 12, 2024
"Well, some vibration is better than no vibration, right?" a dude friend asked me. I side-eyed him and fired back, "For the [Lovely 2.0's] price, I'd want vibrations that get…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2019
· Last modified November 5, 2023
The rumble of BMS Factory's Pillow Talk Sassy ruined practically all other G‑spot vibrators for me— even outperforming the renowned LELO Mona 2. It's perhaps the most underrated vibrator in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 30, 2019
· Last modified July 5, 2023
I left my Vibease behind in a hotel room during my recent sexcapade. "Do I want to go back and retrieve it?" I asked myself. My hesitation wasn't solely because…