Review: Nomi Tang Pocket Wand mini-vibe with attachments
Why do people reel upon hearing, “hot dog wrapped in a cinnamon bun” but drool at “cinnamon sugar corn dog”? Words...
External Vibrators
FemmeFunn Dioni Vibrating Finger Extender Review
The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibrator that entirely envelops your finger — a hybrid between a finger bullet, dildo,...
Review: VUSH Myth G-spot vibrator & Rose 2 bullet
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some...
Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped...
Review: Empowered Queen Tongue-Flicking Vibrator by Cal Exotics
It’s official: pussy pumps are mainstream. Clitoral suction toys have been around for a hot minute, but it’s only in...
Review: Bodywand, Ultra G-Touch Attachment, Blush Omnia
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: So...
Review: Inya Rose, Womanizer Eco, Pillow Talk Dreamy
Once you find a clitoral air pulse massager that ticks all the boxes, you lose interest in the others. That's...
Lora DiCarlo Sway G-spot vibrator & Tilt plug review
A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway has been...
Review: Cal Exotics Slay Thrust Me, Charm Me, and Arouse Me
One of these California Exotics Slay mini-vibes gave me 27 orgasms in one session — but the other two belong...