Review: Svakom Nymph, Ella, and Tyler Vibrators
"Svakom is what happens when you batter, over-salt, and deep-fry something that's supposed to be fancy." "Really?" I responded to my reviewer friend. "I thought of it as the reverse:…
Category: External Vibrators
Review: Lora DiCarlo Osé 2 CES Award-Winning Robotic Massager
I'm waiting for the imminent Netflix original documentary about the Lora DiCarlo Osé. Nobody's announced any plans for such a feature, but I figure it's only a matter of time,…
Review: Blush Lush Gia wand & Juna pinpoint mini-vibe
Do you ever imagine a better version of a toy and — POP! — the universe grants your wish? That's how I feel about the Lush Gia rechargeable/cordless wand by Blush…
Biird Obii review: clitoral air pulse toy
Sex toy or [overpriced] lamp? You decide. Obii by Biird is a clitoral suction vibrator that's both ADORABLE AF and award-winning! I can see why design geeks would love Obii's…
What Makes a Bullet Vibrator Rumbly — A Look at 6 Motors!
Buzzy is skin-deep. Rumbly is to the bone (sometimes). "Rumbly" and "buzzy" are two descriptors that sex bloggers use to describe vibration quality. The former is deep and often low-pitched,…
Womanizer Classic vs. Premium vs. We-Vibe Melt Comparison & Review
If you're overwhelmed by the air pulse/clitoral suction toy options on the market, I don't blame you! Womanizer is the pioneer and most well-known, but many other companies have hopped…
Zumio E oscillator review & comparison (vs. Zumio X and S)
Behold the Zumio E — one of the best Zumio models! I ADORED the Zumio X Classic when I first tried it. At the time, its concentration of power was…
AW HELL NO: LELO Sona 2 Cruise & Soraya Wave reviews
I need to purge my editorial calendar of this shit, okay? The LELO Sona 2 and Sona 2 Cruise have been sitting the review queue for months. It's not even…
Romp Flip & Blush Nöje W4 rechargeable mini-wand reviews
If you've ever felt like wands had too much drab and not enough fab, you'll want to read today's review. The ROMP Flip and Blush Nöje W4 are both compact…
Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo Lux review: penis vibrator for couples
Hot Octopuss knows their rumbly motors from powerful bullets to oscillating guybrators penis masturbators. Perhaps their fanciest creation is the Pulse Duo Lux, a couples' vibrator that claims to do…
Zeus Arcana Electrosex Wand Massager Review: Vibrations and Electrokink
Today's review is a blast from the past, featuring the Zeus Arcana electrosex wand. It delivers electrical shocks and vibration in one self-contained unit. That might sound futuristic to some. Still,…
Xcitme Sym-B Sensual Collection interchangeable vibrator system review
An all-in-one vibrator system with swappable heads that rrrumble. The Xcitme Sym‑B Sensual Collection's attachments offer multiple affordable alternatives to LELO's rechargeable vibrators — without sacrificing strength. Its versatility and…