by Super Smash Cache · Published November 10, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
How I wish I could gift my 2012 self a BS Atelier Max dildo! Back when I was popular on FetLife and internet cucks showered me with gifts and worship, I probably could have requested any sex toy I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 6, 2018 · Last modified March 12, 2024
Bullet vibrators are classics in many sex toy collections, with a fantastic fun-to-size ratio. There are so many to choose from that it can be overwhelming, especially for beginners, so I'm grouping these affordable bullets into one review. At…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 4, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Vibrators have come a long way since Sex and the City, but the people who innovated sex toys with rotating beads were on to something. B‑Vibe uses the once-trendy spinning bead motor in a novel way: not in a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 30, 2018 · Last modified March 22, 2024
"Green" beauty and personal care products are in vogue now, but Hathor, the company behind SUTIL lube, has had green in its blood since its genesis. Its plant-based ingredients are thoughtfully chosen and sourced, and the tube is biodegradable.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 27, 2018 · Last modified August 13, 2023
The sooner I review the Hot Octopuss Atom cock ring, the sooner I am free from the misery of testing it. My boyfriend's and my grievances toward it probably peaked when I glared at him, and he responded, "I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 24, 2018 · Last modified January 18, 2024
If you're a clitoris-owner who's ever envied the textures inside Tenga's penis-strokers, you're in luck. The Iroha Zen is a mini-vibe that resembles a Tenga 3D Zen sleeve, but smaller, phallic, and non-porous. You can rub the delightfully squishy, tea whisk-like…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 22, 2018 · Last modified July 5, 2023
"How was the orgasm [with the Hot Octopuss Pulse III] on a scale from 1–10?" I asked my boyfriend, "1 being your typical jack-off session and 10 being my orgasms when I'm getting fisted." "Well, that's a high standard…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 19, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
If you're using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur solo and you have a penchant for cervical orgasms, you may want to keep an extra pillow nearby to snuggle afterward. I also suggest obtaining a hot pizza of your favorite kind…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 17, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
If you've sought an affordable alternative to the We-Vibe Tango, you've probably heard of the Ultra Bullet by FemmeFunn. It's one of the best mini-vibes you can get, and for a substantially lower price than the Tango. FemmeFunn's newer…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 10, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
If you've ever drooled at LELO's luxurious displays and their Gigi 2's shape, read on. I'm about to introduce you to something even better for less than half the price. Silky matte silicone. Rumbly vibrations. A classic flat head…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 8, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
If you think the sex toy market is saturated, I have three words for you: dual-density butt plugs. There aren't that many out there, let alone dual-density vibrating butt plugs. This lack seems like such a disservice when Millennials are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2018 · Last modified November 3, 2023
I'm so lazy in bed that I don't even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition means I'm down for anything that does most of the work for me. For penetration, the Velvet Thruster does precisely that.…