by Super Smash Cache · Published March 20, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
It's the "I can't stop coming" kind of dildo that I'd set aside time to use all night. I've reviewed many self-thrusting dildos, but until now, none were especially squishy or realistic. That's where BMS Factory's Naked Addiction 9"…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 8, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
My first thought upon seeing the Satisfyer Sweet Treat was, "Oh my gosh, it's adorable," and my second was, "It's probably going to be terrible, but I have to have it." If you're looking for affordable and body-safe sex toys,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
“I am struggling to get them in, and it will probably take a while,” I emailed to the CEO of Spectrum Boutique. “Looks like I’ve met my limit.” “How exciting!!! Love it,” she replied. About the Tantus XL Super…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 8, 2020 · Last modified January 21, 2025
I wouldn't swim the ocean for Kelsey, but I would do so to tell you how much I love the Fun Factory Stronic Surf. It's among the newest of the self-thrusting Stronic pulsators and the best, by my vagina's standards.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
You'd be forgiven for expecting another glowing Fun Factory toy review, but their Be One finger vibrator is the combo-breaker. My vagina kept ejecting their self-thrusting Stronic Real because it made me come so ridiculously quickly and often —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 17, 2020 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Sex toys are the closest thing to giving someone on-demand orgasms. But the options can get overwhelming, even within Spectrum Boutique’s carefully curated selection. Here’s a list of my favorite pleasurable giftables, to help narrow down your choices. Some…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 9, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Get tested for STIs discreetly and at your convenience — your health is your business and yours only! My readers are sexually savvy, getting tested often and talking openly about it. Unfortunately, though, doctors and nurses can be judgmental,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 6, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
It's a new decade! As time goes on, we'll undoubtedly see more toys that flicker, suck, thrust, pulse, swivel, swirl, roll, and so on, more effectively and at more affordable prices. In that vein, the Internet (understandably) has a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 31, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"I AM DIE AND I AM CRY," I typed in my notes, true to Millennial destruction of written language online. A rough translation: "The orgasms with this dildo are reliably mind-altering. I would use the phrase, 'la petite mort.'…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published December 26, 2019 · Last modified May 22, 2025
"That dildo looks like something queen Elsa would use in her palace." A friend said that about the Firefly Glass G‑Spot Glow Wand. Its elegance was what drew me in. But for a modest price, its effectiveness shocked me.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 20, 2019 · Last modified January 25, 2025
My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn't mentioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my relative lack of posts about anal play. It's not because I haven't put…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 23, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
"What a fucking abomination!" I scrunched my nose the first time I saw a clit-sucking rabbit vibrator. First came the Womanizer Inside Out, then the Satisfyer Pro G Rabbit, then the rumblier Womanizer Duo. I declined to review all…