by Super Smash Cache · Published November 21, 2021 · Last modified August 14, 2023
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped vibrator spoke for itself. It’s possibly the silliest sex toy I have ever encountered, with decently strong vibrations in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo — or perhaps better yet, one shaped like four tentacles wrapped among each other? Every day is Spooky Day in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 30, 2021 · Last modified April 15, 2024
It’s official: pussy pumps are mainstream. Clitoral suction toys have been around for a hot minute, but it’s only in recent years that they’ve gained mainstream hype — outside the context of fetish. Around 2019, Pipedream’s Fantasy For Her…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 1, 2021 · Last modified December 5, 2023
Glass dildos make eye-catching display pieces. It’s hard not to drool over the Pipedream Icicles No. 39 and 87’s light-reflecting, obsidian undulations. These two glass dildos offer very different profiles and experiences. While the Icicles 87 is great for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 25, 2021 · Last modified September 15, 2024
Welcome to another review where I wish I could just leave it at "AAAAAA." It’s hard to top the Fun Factory Tiger G5’s signature, basslike purr against my internal clitoris — and its generous, cervix-massaging girth. I’d readily recommend…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 4, 2021 · Last modified January 25, 2025
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: So I tried the Bodywand Midnight plug-in massager. While it was still a power tool full-sized wand, it felt far…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 3, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Once you find a clitoral air pulse massager that ticks all the boxes, you lose interest in the others. That's why I'm giving you a fast blast of three new(-ish) releases and comparing them, instead of reviewing them individually:…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 27, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Yes, BDSM can be slow and sensual! Sliding rope and dripping wax against a partner's body can make a passionate scene on its own — or it can lead up to something more explosive. Do you have the patience…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 8, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway has been my default "go-to" vibrator in my review pile. What does that tell you? Their vibrations are on the rumbly side.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 24, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Imagine that a flogger and a whip had a baby. That's the cat o' nine tails. As with whips, the cats' claim to fame is their thick, woven tresses. But instead of a single lash, a cat o' nine…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 11, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Are these prices legit for body-safe silicone dildos? And what the heck is SILEXPAN®? "Made with a patented revolutionary formula for a realistic feel," boasts one of the Squeeze-It dildo product pages. The line consists of inexpensive silicone and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 8, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Imagine a sitcom-like laugh track in the background as my boyfriend and I unboxed Tantaly's Cecilia sex doll. Rather, I lifted the box flaps, peeked inside, and immediately closed it, looking away. "Is that the…?" "Yeah." "Okay, cool. Cool, cool, cool,…