by Super Smash Cache · Published November 14, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Imagine encountering (or creating) your dream cock, and how lovely it would be to customize a copy of it. You pick a partner shape, cast it in body-safe and glow-in-the-dark silicone, and you make it vibrate! That's all within reach with…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 12, 2020 · Last modified November 16, 2023
Turn me on with your electric feel. I'm no stranger to electrostimulation, but today, we're exploring THREE MORE electrokink sex toys: The Zeus Twilight Violet Wand by XR Brands Cal Exotics' Impulse Petite Electrostimulator Wand Cal Exotics' Impulse Petite G‑Spot…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 8, 2020 · Last modified April 23, 2024
A summary of my thoughts on the Icicles No. 70 in one word — no, sound — would be, "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Not even a full-on word. Just unintelligible screaming, in the best way. I've often joked about the difficulty of staying…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 6, 2020 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The Lora DiCarlo Baci is one of the most powerful clitoral air pulse massagers I've ever tried — and I've tried many over the years. They all work for me, but this one takes me into, "OMFG, I might…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 5, 2020 · Last modified February 26, 2024
If you've ever wanted to fuck a cloud deity, that's what the SelfDelve Marshmallow dildo feels like. As the name suggests, the Marshmallow Sweet Treats Twisting Dildo is suuuuuuper soft, with a colorful rope design. Not only do the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 30, 2020 · Last modified July 5, 2023
If you follow many sex-positive Instagram pages, you've probably seen an influencer either posing with the Honey Play Box Jubilee or incorporating it into a meme. In-depth reviews rarely accompany the smiling selfies, so I'd like to shed some light…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 25, 2020 · Last modified April 15, 2024
Stuck in a sex toy sea of pink, purple, and cadaver beige? Fuck that. Nix the gendered marketing and stroll through my sex toy collection: the lush dildo forest where teals, greens, and powder blues are abundant. We'll make it…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 16, 2020 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Imagine you're masturbating and you're about to orgasm. At exactly the critical moment, the sound of a dolphin (or maybe angry squirrel) squeaks from your hole. Your dog downstairs hears it and has a barking fit at the mysterious noise.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 14, 2020 · Last modified November 25, 2023
For discreet masturbation, it's hard to top the Fun Factory Stronic pulsators' power-to-noise ratio. These thumping, miniature fucking machines are must-haves when traveling, Welcome Fun Factory's SUNDAZE; they call it a Pulse Vibe. I call it brilliantly capitalizing on…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 12, 2020 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Looking for your G‑spot or A‑spot? Exploring your cervical fornices and deep spots? The 321 (Blast Off) and Seahorse acrylic dildos by Lovey Productions are perfect for that! They are exactly what my vagina needed when I was younger.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 8, 2020 · Last modified February 13, 2024
Meet Trinity, an ADORABLE cloud creature who loves hugging, dancing, and cave exploring. The Trinity vibrating dildo is one of three new sex toys from Cute Little Fuckers. Their line features out-of-this-world vibration creations for anybody. There's no hot…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 6, 2020 · Last modified December 6, 2023
The We-Vibe Rave was the only G‑spot vibrator I would have re-bought if I had to restart my collection from nothing — even after owning over $10,000 of sex toys. G‑spot vibrators don't often do much for me, but this…