by Super Smash Cache · Published March 6, 2023 · Last modified November 3, 2023
Mounted, hands-free, rideable vibrators for the straddler who loves riding face. Over the years, people have found my blog by Googling the following terms: I hope they weren’t too sorely disappointed at what they saw. Fast-forward to now, and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 13, 2023 · Last modified August 9, 2023
Broad wand vibrators can be held against a cheek for next-level blowjobs. Firm, pinpoint oscillators can be held between the tongue and clit for next-level cunnilingus. Try that with any of the Zumios; you’re welcome. Here’s why I love…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2023 · Last modified April 3, 2024
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of soft clitoral grinding toys, the possibilities are even more…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 12, 2023 · Last modified July 30, 2023
Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much potential, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure if I would like you from the packaging and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 5, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these Uberrime dildos. As always, expect magic and mythos from Uberrime dildos — there’s culture to the chaos. Let’s explore sex toy history and the depths of Wikipedia together. Uberrime Fascinus…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 7, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in photos, but its Amazon forest aesthetic is at least as showstopping…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 22, 2022 · Last modified April 4, 2024
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to the infamous rose to Thor's hammer. Here are my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 20, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation time and want to get DICKED. For days when I crave bashing my cervix, these realistic silicone dildos are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 11, 2022 · Last modified February 6, 2024
Cum play has been alluring practically forever, but body-safe ejaculating dildos and jizz lube are relatively new. It’s easy to take them for granted in 2022, especially with the return of POP (formerly Semenette). Consider this post a 3‑in‑1: History…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 4, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Why male chastity is more versatile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” initiated a new naughty chat customer. Oh, you’re one of thooooose people, my inner monologue observed. I've…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 22, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomorrah region of mesopotamia, otherwise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talking about sparkling, shimmering butt plugs galore. Some are bumpy, some smooth, one where I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 13, 2022 · Last modified December 6, 2023
Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand massager packs a punch, impinging on the iconic Magic Wand Mini’s territory. While Pomi hasn’t entirely usurped the throne, there are at least four reasons to love it more: Of course,…