Honest and detailed reviews of body-safe dildos, vibrators, and more— including G‑spot sex toys, A‑spot sex toys, and sex toys for cervical stimulation and the posterior fornix. Whether I love or loathe a toy, you'll definitely know!
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2024 · Last modified May 9, 2024
PETITE. POWERFUL. INSERTABLE PERVERTABLE? I see you, California Exotics; you're keeping tabs on the competition and releasing your renditions of popular products years later. You can be hit-or-miss sometimes, but damn, when your version is good, it's aaAaaAahh —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 5, 2024
I slide my thumbs over the swollen corona, its “meat” yielding just a little under pressure. Even just cleaning Dee's Big Daddy Dallas — an act of devotion, worshipping the winding vasculature wrapping the shaft — is enough to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 1, 2024 · Last modified May 2, 2024
Is this the future our Y2K selves imagined? You can control these nipple clamps’ vibrations from around the world via Bluetooth! There’s something nostalgic about both the OhMiBod Sphinx and Lovense Gemini: Let’s bring these Bluetooth remote control nipple…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 30, 2024 · Last modified May 5, 2024
When I recommended these big baddies in my mega-guide to fisting & huge dildos, readers wanted to know more about Uberrime's Uberron and Uberous. Both profuse phalluses: Since these voluptuous models have similar names, let's clarify which one is…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 28, 2024
Did you know that most penises around the world are not circumcised? (My UK readers are probably chuckling at the lack of American sex education on the topic.) But seriously, I think it's pretty rad when a maker cares…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 15, 2024 · Last modified April 16, 2024
It's been half a decade since Pipedream's Her Ultimate Pleasure went viral — and for good reason. The sucking, licking, and vibrating massager seemed to do it all. Then came Cal Exotics’ yassified girlboss-branded version with better controls. Naturally, stripped-down…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 12, 2024 · Last modified April 16, 2024
Two toys in one to flit on your clit — both inside and outside Womanizer pioneered air pulse massagers in the mid-2010s. Toward the end of the decade, Lora DiCarlo went viral for her air pulse dual stimulator, the Osé.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 10, 2024
A little foxy fan service? This remote control panty vibe comes with a strappy black lace G‑string harness. Three faux pearls thread through the silicone slots to keep the whole unit together. Lucky for both of us, it happens…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 8, 2024 · Last modified April 16, 2024
Magic mirror on my fingers, let the orgasms loop and linger! I relished my reflection on the njoy Disco's flattened facet before it disappeared between my lips. Its polished stainless steel elevates my self-love ritual. So much information came in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 4, 2024 · Last modified April 16, 2024
Hands down the best *budget* clitoral air pulse toy I’ve tried yet Little Goo, the Suck-a-Saurus rex by Boutique Voila: It used to be that clitoral air pulse massagers fell into one of the following categories: Boutique Voila’s Little…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 3, 2024 · Last modified April 16, 2024
Boosting your erections and electrifying every stroke Bathmate leads the penis pump pack — revered for their responsive controls, comfort, and user-friendly HydroMax and HydroXtreme models — all FDA-approved medical devices crafted in the UK. Add some range to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 18, 2024
This mini-wand looks like a sparkling scepter in a cat girl shōjo anime about the power of friendship and self-nurturing. It features: Most importantly, did it add magic to this protagonist’s journey? Well, my boyfriend did say, “Baby likes…