by Super Smash Cache · Published March 1, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider's Tentacle. Their commonalities include a steep C‑curve, suckers arranged at a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 12, 2019 · Last modified April 30, 2024
ANY SEX TOY CAN BE A COUPLE'S TOY IF YOU USE IT WITH A PARTNER. Some toys, though, are more convenient to combine with particular partnered activities than others. These…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 7, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator's safety warnings list," I messaged a friend. "I don't know where this is going, but it's already my favorite part of the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 11, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Centuries from now, archaeologists will excavate my tomb and find sex toys. Thousands of sex toys— some entirely intact. My Blush Gaia Eco biodegradable vibrator might break down, but my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 3, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
I've compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is "only" comparable to a soda can's top. The Gambler takes it a step…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 14, 2018 · Last modified February 13, 2024
It's one thing to say that I enjoy vertical textures. It's another to come via the twisting motion alone or to feel like I'd go insane if I stopped twisting the Uberrime…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 30, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
My first dildo from Uberrime wasn't the Helios, but the story begins the same way: it almost too pretty to use. Almost. I oohed and aahed the delectably tight marbling of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 10, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
How I wish I could gift my 2012 self a BS Atelier Max dildo! Back when I was popular on FetLife and internet cucks showered me with gifts and worship,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 19, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
If you're using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur solo and you have a penchant for cervical orgasms, you may want to keep an extra pillow nearby to snuggle afterward. I also…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2018 · Last modified November 3, 2023
I'm so lazy in bed that I don't even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition means I'm down for anything that does most of the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 1, 2018 · Last modified April 23, 2024
"Health care gadgets," read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid with a Visa gift card I loaded up because I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 25, 2018 · Last modified April 12, 2024
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven. I'd clutch it hissing, "PRECIOUS"…