If you’re a regular reader of my blog, you probably already agree that dildos can be highly collectible pieces of art. They’re functional tools, but it sure as hell helps me get excited when I find a dildo aesthetically pleasing.…
My 2019 read like the premise for a Netflix Original sitcom: the trials and tribulations of a nomadic sex toy review blogger. For extra spice, throw in: the Millennial angst of an unused bachelor’s degree the end of a year-and-a-half relationship screaming matches…
In the current gig economy, you’ve probably heard Millennial femme friends joke about sugar[ baby]ing, financial domination, or selling used panties to pay off student loans. Or just for extra spending money. It’s not a myth— there’s no shortage of…
My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn’t mentioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my relative lack of posts about anal play. It’s not because I haven’t put…
Sex blogging comes with perks like jacking off for work, but downsides like travel limitations. The right to buy sex toys is one that I admittedly take for granted. It’s not a minor privilege. Without dildos, I couldn’t effectively massage my…
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornices Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel like potent hits of oxytocin — heart-eyes emojis and implosions far more full-bodied than clitoral or G‑spot orgasms.…
Given a long enough timeline, practically every straight dude I’ve been with has asked me for: an FFM threesome, especially with one of my (unspecified) cis female friends butt stuff, but with only me receiving My response to the former used to be,…
Partnered sex is one of the most complicated things we’re expected to teach ourselves. Some parts come naturally, while others are less intuitive at first. Here are some small adjustments in the bedroom that can have an explosive impact. Adjust your breathing…
[Content warning: sexual assault. If that’s a hard topic for you, skip #5.] I wish we talked about chlamydia the way we talk about strep throat. It’s not the infection that terrifies people, but the stigma of sexual abnormality. It’s the…
Sex toys are for people from all walks of life— not just single ciswomen this Valentine’s Day. And practically any sex toy can be a couples’ toy if you use it with a partner. Some toys, though, are more convenient…
As much as I love my gigantic dildos, they’re not the most practical toys to take with me when I’m on-the-go or visiting family. Sometimes, I have only a backpack to fit my belongings in for the week. A bulky VixSkin…
My boyfriend ex and I are no strangers to date nights in. After all, it was during our first date that he chopped off the tip of his pinky trying to catch a knife while cooking. (The irony? He has…