After British Vogue interviewed Emma Watson, the media fixated on the 20 seconds where she talked about being single and "self-partnered." It was a conversation where she spoke about mental health, her place in the world as an activist, history…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 31, 2020
· Last modified March 12, 2024
When I reveal that I'm a sex toy reviewer, I sometimes hear variations of "Really?! But you're so quiet/wholesome/[insert another synonym for demure]!" On a bad day, I might clap back, "I'm sorry— I didn't realize that introversion meant not…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 23, 2020
· Last modified July 30, 2023
“Go big or go home” often doesn’t apply when visiting family for the holidays or traveling to certain countries. Sometimes, traveling with sex toys is a hassle, thanks to nosy and neurotic parents or limited luggage space. (Sorry, dear VixSkin…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 20, 2020
· Last modified March 19, 2024
Earth-shattering orgasms without taking my pants off Find out how your faves compare: Fun Factory VIM, Magic Wand Rechargeable, Le Wand Rechargeable, Dame Com, We-Vibe Wand, and more! I love long and filling insertable pervertables, but sometimes, I want an intense…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 17, 2020
· Last modified April 3, 2024
Sex toys are the closest thing to giving someone on-demand orgasms. But the options can get overwhelming, even within Spectrum Boutique’s carefully curated selection. Here’s a list of my favorite pleasurable giftables, to help narrow down your choices. Some characteristics…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 12, 2020
· Last modified March 11, 2024
If you're a regular reader of my blog, you probably already agree that dildos can be highly collectible pieces of art. They're functional tools, but it sure as hell helps me get excited when I find a dildo aesthetically pleasing.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 1, 2020
· Last modified September 19, 2023
My 2019 read like the premise for a Netflix Original sitcom: the trials and tribulations of a nomadic sex toy review blogger. For extra spice, throw in: The instability of my living situation gave some business partners a chuckle. "Oh,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 23, 2019
· Last modified March 11, 2024
In the current gig economy, you've probably heard Millennial femme friends joke about sugar babying, financial domination, or selling used panties to pay off student loans. Or just for extra spending money. It's not a myth— there's no shortage of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 20, 2019
· Last modified March 11, 2024
My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn't mentioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my relative lack of posts about anal play. It's not because I haven't put toys…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 18, 2019
· Last modified March 11, 2024
SEX BLOGGING COMES WITH PERKS LIKE JACKING OFF FOR WORK, BUT DOWNSIDES LIKE TRAVEL LIMITATIONS. THE RIGHT TO BUY SEX TOYS IS ONE THAT I ADMITTEDLY TAKE FOR GRANTED. It's not a minor privilege. Without dildos, I couldn't effectively massage…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 30, 2019
· Last modified March 16, 2024
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornices Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel like potent hits of oxytocin — heart-eyes emojis and implosions far more full-bodied than clitoral or…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 21, 2019
· Last modified March 12, 2024
Given a long enough timeline, practically every straight dude I've been with has asked me for: an FFM threesome, especially with one of my (unspecified) cis female friends butt stuff, but with only me receiving My response to the former used…