If you're a regular reader of my blog, you probably already agree that dildos can be highly collectible pieces of art. They're functional tools, but it sure as hell helps me get excited when I find a dildo aesthetically pleasing.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 2020
· Last modified September 2023
My 2019 read like the premise for a Netflix Original sitcom: the trials and tribulations of a nomadic sex toy review blogger. For extra spice, throw in: The instability of my living situation gave some business partners a chuckle. "Oh,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 2019
· Last modified September 2023
In the current gig economy, you've probably heard Millennial femme friends joke about sugar babying, financial domination, or selling used panties to pay off student loans. Or just for extra spending money. It's not a myth— there's no shortage of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 2019
· Last modified August 2023
My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn't mentioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my relative lack of posts about anal play. It's not because I haven't put toys…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2019
· Last modified August 2023
Sex blogging comes with perks like jacking off for work, but downsides like travel limitations. The right to buy sex toys is one that I admittedly take for granted. It's not a minor privilege. Without dildos, I couldn't effectively massage…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2019
· Last modified August 2023
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornices Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel like potent hits of oxytocin — heart-eyes emojis and implosions far more full-bodied than clitoral or…
Given a long enough timeline, practically every straight dude I've been with has asked me for: an FFM threesome, especially with one of my (unspecified) cis female friends butt stuff, but with only me receiving My response to the former used…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2019
· Last modified September 2023
Partnered sex is one of the most complicated things we're expected to teach ourselves. Some parts come naturally, while others are less intuitive at first. Here are some small adjustments in the bedroom that can have an explosive impact. 1.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2019
· Last modified September 2023
[Content warning: this post contains recollection of sexual assault. If that's a hard topic for you, skip #5.] I wish we talked about chlamydia the way we talk about strep throat. It's not the infection that terrifies people — a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 2019
· Last modified September 2023
Practically any sex toy can be a couple's toy if you use it with a partner. Some toys, though, are more convenient to combine with certain partnered activities than others. These are my top picks, from a mostly vanilla standpoint…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 2018
· Last modified August 2023
As much as I love my gigantic dildos, they're not the most practical toys to take with me when I'm on-the-go or visiting family. Sometimes, I have only a backpack to fit my belongings in for the week. I'm an adult,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2018
· Last modified September 2023
Back in 2018, I had the freedom to display what I (at the time thought) was a metric fuckton of toys. Times have changed a lot: I have way more now! But I have fond memories of the built-in bookshelf…