Vixen Creations VixSkin Gambler review: HUGE dildo fatter than soda can

I've com­pared the stout and labor-​like-​scream-​inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is "only" com­pa­ra­ble to a soda can's top. The Gambler takes it a step far­ther, just shy of 3 inch­es wide.

It's big­ger than a soda can's widest cross-​section, and cer­tain­ly fat­ter than I've ever gone before. Instead of a soda can for size com­par­i­son in pho­tos, I brought out a ceram­ic mug.

This behemoth's girth is like my Randy with an added lay­er of squishi­er sil­i­cone, mak­ing it sur­pris­ing­ly com­fort­able to tran­si­tion in size. My cervix also appre­ci­ates that the Gambler's head is noth­ing but squish. And while I ini­tial­ly thought of the length as exces­sive, it comes in handy dur­ing part­ner play. In short, the VixSkin Gambler com­bines prac­ti­cal­ly every­thing I love about the Randy and the VixSkin Outlaw.

But how do you feel about the VixSkin Gambler?

Facts and fig­ures are use­ful for shock val­ue, but they don't do jus­tice to how the Gambler feels. Buying a VixSkin Gambler is like pay­ing once for a life­time of access to altered states of con­scious­ness. It's eupho­ria that peo­ple spend good mon­ey for, except unlike con­sum­able psy­choac­tives, you don't have to replace it.

The Gambler deserves an hour or more set aside just for it. "One more orgasm" and some light thrust­ing quick­ly turns into ten more min­utes straight of scream­ing and shak­ing. And anoth­er ten min­utes. And anoth­er. The aver­age American spends 6 months of their life wait­ing at red traf­fic lights; I'll prob­a­bly spend more time than that com­ing on the Gambler.

They're the kind of orgasms where a mere sliv­er of my sub­con­scious fires, "Oh fuck, I'm going to be stuck like this for­ev­er. If this is how I die, then so be it." My con­scious mind, mean­while, is bare­ly active. The only words in its vocab­u­lary are "fuck" and "God."

This expe­ri­ence demands a full-​on rit­u­al­is­tic set­up, com­plete with hydra­tion, snacks, sooth­ing music, and an extra pil­low to scream into dur­ing (or snug­gle after) the ses­sion. I after­ward reached for a glass of water on our night­stand to soothe my throat, dry from all the gasp­ing. It felt like every cell in my body was airy and flut­tery, like I was bare­ly a phys­i­cal form after using the Gambler.

"I can't tell whether you like that toy," my boyfriend said in sarcasm.

Stimulating my internal erogenous zones

Thickness is not the only fea­ture I cred­it for the VixSkin Gambler's inten­si­ty. Its firm core also has a sub­tle curve for effort­less­ly rock­ing my front wall, while the head's sil­i­cone is squishy enough to mas­sage my cervix with­out pain.

For com­par­i­son, I do not want to push the single-​density Randy all the way in and near my cervix. A dil­do head that fat, cen­tered, and unyield­ing has no sense of sub­tle­ty. With the Randy, I chose to sac­ri­fice cervix stim­u­la­tion for the sake of firm G‑spot pres­sure. The VixSkin Gambler, how­ev­er, shows that I don't have to make any trade-offs.

Pressing the VixSkin Gambler against my front wall

Its even more extreme girth means that the pro­trud­ing coro­na has nowhere else to go but dig into my front wall. The head and fore­skin tex­tures mer­ci­less­ly grab and pull on my G‑spot. When my boyfriend tilts the Gambler's head for­ward, I notice a stark dif­fer­ence in orgasm inten­si­ty. I imme­di­ate­ly have to grab on to some­thing to main­tain a shred of com­po­sure. My boyfriend shoves a pil­low in my face.

Even though I enjoy it all, I can bare­ly sep­a­rate the broad G‑spot and A‑spot pres­sure from the gen­er­al "LSJDFKLSDJFLSKGH OMFG?!?!" of being stretched. Everything orches­trates and melts togeth­er— there's so much hap­pen­ing at once.

Behind my cervix

My cervix is more dis­cern­ing of the Gambler's pres­ence. Because it's so big, it doesn't bash all the way into my pos­te­ri­or fornix the way oth­er toys do. I pre­fer to nudge and finesse with smoother thrusts. Nudge, nudge. Come. Hold the Gambler in place all the way in. Come some more. Repeat the never-​ending cycle of ecstasy.

Boom, boom, boom. With the thick­ness, curve, and dual-​density squish, it's not hard to see why the Vixen Creations VixSkin Gambler is such a trip to plan for. This mas­sive pack­age is the full pack­age. It offers seri­ous pres­sure against my inter­nal cli­toris and A‑spot but is also just right for coax­ing my cervix into flood­ing my whole body with heart-​eyes emo­jis. I wouldn't change any­thing about this dildo.

A good length for partner use

So to me, 10 1/​2 inch­es sound­ed like a bit much. After all, the VixSkin Gambler is so fat that my vagi­na would take AT MOST 6 inch­es of length, right? And I'm sure some peo­ple would love doing deep butt stuff with this toy, but that's not me.

Here's the thing, though: not insert­ing all of the Gambler's shaft doesn't mean that I'm not using it. When angling a dil­do this thick, there's much resis­tance from my walls. And there needs to be some "extra" length to con­trol the tip's tilt. If the VixSkin Gambler were much short­er— like, short­er than the Outlaw— it would be sub­stan­tial­ly more dif­fi­cult to con­trol, espe­cial­ly dur­ing part­ner play.

During solo play, you might want to take advan­tage of the suc­tion cup. My favorite place to prop and ride the Gambler is along the perime­ter of a bathtub.

Final thoughts on the VixSkin Gambler dual-density dildo by Vixen Creations

As far as ridicu­lous­ly intense orgasms go, Hardly any oth­er toy I own beats the Gambler.

I've cer­tain­ly had part­ners who would have felt threat­ened by its size, but my boyfriend has out­right told me, "Every toy for you is a toy for us."

If I enjoy using a sex toy, he enjoys watch­ing me enjoy it, too. So, of course, the Gambler is his favorite to use on me. The one he request­ed I play with most often. It's potent and all-​consuming, mak­ing him jeal­ous of me for hav­ing a vagi­na. And then we have penis-​in-​vag sex afterward.

If you already know that you can envel­op the single-​density Vixen Creations Randy, then the dual-​density Gambler isn't that dras­tic of a jump. Remember: the Gambler's firm core is about the same thick­ness as the Randy, and the head and ~3/​4" thick out­er lay­er is made of very for­giv­ing squish.

My expe­ri­ences with the many large sex toys in my col­lec­tion have been over­whelm­ing­ly pos­i­tive. And while the VixSkin Gambler isn't the most prac­ti­cal toy to take with me when trav­el­ing, it's the kind of toy that deserves a shrine. If my love for this dil­do doesn't moti­vate me to set­tle down and own a home, I don't know what will.

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If a Gambler is way too big for you, con­sid­er Vixen Creations' oth­er prod­ucts.

In case you couldn't tell, I'm a big fan of the Randy, Outlaw, and Johnny. And the Mustang is a more average-​sized VixSkin option.

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