Uberrime Cthulhu Review: Huge Monster Dildo with Baseball Bat Girth
Stack two soda cans on top of one another. That's roughly the size of the large Cthulhu dildo. Is there...
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Zumio X2 Review: second-generation pinpoint paradise
For someone who likes a fingernail over their clitoral hood, or some teeth when being eaten out, the Zumio X2...
Dee's Big Daddy Dakota XL Review: favorite uncut dildo?
I stop overthinking. I just thrust and cum and thrust and cum. My whimpers are enough to say I delighted in...
Fabled Toys Review: Lucien Dragon Dildo & Octyra Tentacle for Affordable Fantasy Fucking
For texture sluts and monster fuckers (who don't love the monster sizes) Fabled Toys' Lucien dragon dildo forces me to...
b-Vibe's Slipskin Curvy 10" Sliding Skin Dildo Rocked my G-Spot
Its juicier, more pronounced head and commanding corona grab at my walls, latching onto my G‑spot when I clench on...
G-Spot-Pounding Steel Dildos, Compared: njoy Pure Wand vs. Le Wand Hoop vs. Fifty Shades
njoy has sculpted cult classic, whimper-worthy steel sex toys since 2005. Over two decades later, their Pure Wand remains legendary...
7 Reasons I Love b-Vibe's Vibrating Fisting Dildo
I don't keep count of how many people I have slept with anymore; I count how often I've been the...
Riding the $1,000 Motorbunny Original, Sybian, and Tremor saddle vibrators broke my brain
Ride-on sex machine comparisons — beyond "any of them on my clit could make me cry." Why wouldn't I take the...
Solina Maxima XXL & Aura Uncut (Dickmatizing Dual-Density Dildo Reviews, Part 2)
A swooping head that … mesmerizes my cervix … Lickable, engorged veins and arteries I can feel in multiple directions,...