“Pillow Princess”: 5 Ways I’m Reclaiming the Title
The orgasm ratio between me and my male partners is easily over 10:1 — 10 of mine for every one of theirs. I’m having a good time, and so are they. So why does the internet seem to hate...
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20+ Best Clit-Sucking, Air Pulse, Pressure Wave Vibrators, Compared!
“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s influence in the sex toy industry. Their eponymous clitoral air pulse massager was the first of its kind....
Flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs FOR PARTNER PLAY!
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little things that add a dash of spice to playtime....
Review: VUSH Myth G-spot vibrator & Rose 2 bullet
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some basic-bitch Millennial drinking celery juice, sporting thick eyebrows gradient-filled and cheekbones contoured to oblivion. In other words: the...
Best Black Friday sex toy sales of 2021
IT IS ONCE AGAIN THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR. Find the best Black Friday / Cyber Monday deals on sex toys that I’m most excited about! As always, I’ve hand-picked some of my top recommendations from each...
Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped vibrator spoke for itself. It’s possibly the silliest sex toy I have ever encountered, with decently strong vibrations in...
How Each Menstrual Cycle Phase Affects My Sex Life
If someone says that cis women are wildest during their periods, they’ve never seen me sex toy shopping and booty-calling during ovulation. One of my Instagram followers commiserated: You’re not alone, girl. My Tinder bio when I’m ovulating goes...
GIVEAWAY: Uberrime Night King, Sensi, & Baroba UV silicone dildos
Spooky Day is over, but Nonstop November is just beginning. Let’s celebrate with THREE beautifully marbled dildos from Uberrime. Uberrime fantasy dildo giveaway prizes The super squishy Sensi vaginal plug The “AAAAAAAAA”-inducing Night King …and the beautiful new Baroba...
Review: Uberrime Flora, Hankey’s Toys Davy’s Tendrils, Uberrime Teuthida fantasy dildos
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo — or perhaps better yet, one shaped like four tentacles wrapped among each other? Every day is Spooky Day in...
How discreet is your online sex toy shopping?
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been victimized by sex toy packages declaring, “VIBRATING MASSAGER” or “HEALTH CARE GADGETS.” I’ll wait. I’ve been there and done that, and I’m not thrilled about the experience. Discreet sex toy shipping is...
Empowered Queen Tongue-Flicking Vibrator by Cal Exotics
It’s official: pussy pumps are mainstream. Clitoral suction toys have been around for a hot minute, but it’s only in recent years that they’ve gained mainstream hype — outside the context of fetish. Around 2019, Pipedream’s Fantasy For Her...
Q&A: What’s it like to be a male escort?
For me personally, [being a good man] means facing and resolving biases that I may have regarding the idea of gender equality and helping other men resolve them, too. Guest writer introduction incoming! The escorting industry gets a bad...
