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Midwest 'Murrikah SEX TOY GIVEAWAY! 1

Midwest ‘Murrikah SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!

I only use Facebook for three things nowa­days: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the “Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American” meme tag group. That last vibe is what I want…

Snail Vibe powerful rabbit vibrator review 2

Snail Vibe powerful rabbit vibrator review

Disappointment set at the moment I insert­ed the Snail Vibe. It’s like get­ting a hotel room for a hookup and quick­ly real­iz­ing that your part­ner will prob­a­bly not get you off.…

Types of Dildo Bases ⁠— and 6 things you could do with them 3

Types of Dildo Bases ⁠— and 6 things you could do with them

Play with pen­e­tra­tion beyond lying on your back and hand-thrusting dil­dos, missionary-style. The non-insertable por­tion of a dil­do can make a more con­sid­er­able dif­fer­ence than you’d think. I’ve pre­vi­ous­ly writ­ten about…

Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators 4

Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators

I got excit­ed when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibra­tor. “Is it named after the silk­moth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affil­i­ate rep­re­sen­ta­tive didn’t com­ment on that part of my…

Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos 5

Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos

Two allit­er­a­tive words sum up these three dil­dos: Midwest ‘mur­rikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moon­shine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dil­dos shaped like…

Are Creampies a Kink? Why Are People Into Them? 7

Are Creampies a Kink? Why Are People Into Them?

On today’s episode of pas­sion­ate (but play­ful) shit­post­ing seman­tics: are creamp­ies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typ­ing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but won­der…” Some of my…

How do sex bloggers file and pay taxes? 8

How do sex bloggers file and pay taxes?

My life isn’t all orgasms and rain­bows; there’s much unglam­orous admin work behind the scenes. If you want to kill a bon­er, just men­tion pay­ing tax­es. Unfortunately, tax returns are part…

Diary of a Sex Educator: my job and my dating experiences 9

Diary of a Sex Educator: my job and my dating experiences

I want to find a sanc­tu­ary in my long-term part­ner. That applies dou­bly when you’re in a polar­iz­ing career field. Sometimes, being a sex edu­ca­tor can put me in uncom­fort­able situations…

The Realm Silver Bullet review + comparison to Blush Exposed Nocturnal 10

The Realm Silver Bullet review + comparison to Blush Exposed Nocturnal

Hoooh, anoth­er afford­able bul­let that’s more pow­er­ful than the We-Vibe Tango? It’s strong, but how does this Silver Bullet com­pare to the gold stan­dard of rumbly vibra­tors? If you’re get­ting déjà…

A Sex Toy Reviewer's Ethical Code of Conduct 11

A Sex Toy Reviewer’s Ethical Code of Conduct

Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fab­ri­cat­ed sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actu­al­ly fucked the toy. My sex…

Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26 Huge Dildos, Compared! 12

Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26 Huge Dildos, Compared!

My vagi­na is made of the same mate­r­i­al as Mary Poppins’s purse. My vagi­na is made of the same mate­r­i­al as Mary Poppins’s purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet,…