Twijoy Night Review: Spinning & Sucking Penis Stroker
“Human vaginas don’t typically move like that [toy does], though you could pick me up and spin me. I’m lightweight enough.” “Oh, definitely,” my friend replied after testing the Twijoy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 2023 · Last modified July 2023
“Human vaginas don’t typically move like that [toy does], though you could pick me up and spin me. I’m lightweight enough.” “Oh, definitely,” my friend replied after testing the Twijoy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2023 · Last modified July 2023
Your partner deserves better than flattening intimacy down to a pass/fail grade. Go deeper. You deserve playful teasing and banter like, “Tell me what you want. Use your words. I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2023 · Last modified August 2023
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles” or “snipers” for the internal erogenous zones. They're marvels of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2023 · Last modified August 2023
“We love and stand by the product, but there’s no accounting for taste,” a spicy affiliate manager trailed off, staring into space. I recognized the glazed expression. “You’re thinking, ‘Ahhh,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2023 · Last modified August 2023
Ever want to be posed, played with, and finished inside like a fuck doll? Or tossed around? Welcome to the wonderful world of dollification. What is dollification? In simple terms,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2023 · Last modified August 2023
“Demonstration?” requested a comment on a video where I held the Dee’s Big Daddies Drake XXXL. There would be both a lot and not a lot to see — in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2023 · Last modified August 2023
My VIM guest review on the FUN FACTORY USA blog is now live! Upon turning on [this] wand, I only thought two words, “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.” I've tried over 350 sex toys,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2023 · Last modified August 2023
Cottagecore + bimbofication = cottagewhore vibes for your fantasy woodland wench. If the rose sex toy is any indication, cuteness and affordability go a long way for beginner buyers. The…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2023 · Last modified July 2023
Controlling a partner's orgasms by fucking them from afar isn't just a thing of the future. That teledildonic technology is available now — in the form of self-thrusting dildos with…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2023 · Last modified July 2023
Novelty and anticipation are vital to salacious thrills — and an arousal lube can level up that exploration! Once you set aside the linear routine of kiss-foreplay-intercourse-ejaculation-done, you elevate your…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2023 · Last modified August 2023
“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting the L’Acier Reverb stainless steel dildo. I wasn’t thrusting it.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2023 · Last modified August 2023
Pink Punch Planet promises an otherworldly experience — and their Sunset Mushroom remote control vibrator delivers retro-futuristic immersion in a small package. Aesthetics weren’t always notable to me when shopping…