Black Friday & Cyber Monday SEX TOY SALES 2022 1

Black Friday & Cyber Monday SEX TOY SALES 2022

It's that time of year again! Find the sex toy sales I'm most excit­ed about here. I'll update the post as deals are announced, so check back as the week…

Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” realistic dildo & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator 2

Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” realistic dildo & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator

Two top-​​tier, above-​​average clas­sic must-​​haves for dil­do devo­tees with a pen­chant for pro­found pen­e­tra­tion I go flam­ing­ly fer­al around ovu­la­tion time and want to get DICKED. For days when I…

Ejaculating Dildos: POP by Tantus vs. Strap-On-Me Comparison 3

Ejaculating Dildos: POP by Tantus vs. Strap-On-Me Comparison

Cum play has been allur­ing prac­ti­cal­ly for­ev­er, but body-​​safe ejac­u­lat­ing dil­dos and jizz lube are rel­a­tive­ly new. It’s easy to take them for grant­ed in 2022, espe­cial­ly with the return of…

3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages! 4

3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages!

Why male chasti­ty is more ver­sa­tile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” ini­ti­at­ed a new naughty chat cus­tomer. Oh, you’re one…

Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b-Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs 5

Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b-Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs

“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomor­rah region of mesopotamia, oth­er­wise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talk­ing about sparkling, shim­mer­ing butt plugs galore. Some…

Honey Play Box Pomi powerful mini wand massager review 6

Honey Play Box Pomi powerful mini wand massager review

Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand mas­sager packs a punch, imping­ing on the icon­ic Magic Wand Mini’s ter­ri­to­ry. While Pomi hasn’t entire­ly usurped the throne, there are…

Je Joue G-Kii ULTIMATE G-SPOT VIBRATOR REVIEW 7

Je Joue G-Kii ULTIMATE G-SPOT VIBRATOR REVIEW

“You sound like you’re get­ting stabbed,” a friend replied when I sent him a voice record­ing of me using the Je Joue G‑Kii. Another said, “If I didn’t already know…

Je Joue Hera vs. Hera Flex G-spot rabbit vibrator review 8

Je Joue Hera vs. Hera Flex G-spot rabbit vibrator review

Rabbit vibra­tors are a blursed sex toy cat­e­go­ry — a simul­ta­ne­ous bless­ing and curse. Their empha­sis on cli­toral stim­u­la­tion, on paper, sym­bol­ized the ulti­mate blend­ed orgasm. In prac­tice, they’re often akin…

LELO Smart Wand 2 Large wand vibrator review 10

LELO Smart Wand 2 Large wand vibrator review

The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rum­bli­est recharge­able wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibra­tion frequency-​​wise, it’s in the top 5 best “back mas­sagers.” It thrums and…

16 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...and 5 I dislike!) 11

16 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...and 5 I dislike!)

Fun Factory makes stel­lar vibra­tors and pul­sators, but I’ve cum more on some than oth­ers.  To cel­e­brate their 26th birth­day, let’s take a walk down mem­o­ry lane. Here are the best…

Uberrime Divo Amante Squarepegtoys Nathan Dildo realistic heads

Review: Uberrime Amante and Divo + Squarepegtoys Nathan

Is it a drool-​​inducing, ecsta­t­ic expe­ri­ence, or is it mere­ly pass­able as meat? The art of sil­i­cone dil­do firm­ness is like cook­ing a steak — ten­der­ness can make or break…