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Uberrime Helios Sun God textured dildo review

My first dildo from Uberrime wasn’t the Helios, but the story begins the same way: it almost too pretty to use. Almost. I oohed and aahed the delectably tight marbling of the colors. I commanded my boyfriend to hold a lamp...

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LELO Mona 2 luxury G-spot vibrator review (plus comparison to an affordable alternative)

You probably don’t need an introduction to LELO. They once revered as the luxury “it” brand, and I understand why. LELO offered sleek, body-safe, and woman-oriented Pleasure Objects that were ahead of their time. Despite the price hikes, the gimmicks, and the...

BS Atelier Max Poly Pride striped dildo review

Back when I was popular on FetLife and internet cucks showered me with gifts and worship, I probably could have requested any sex toy I wanted. But I understood so little about the sex toy industry that I hardly knew...

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Review: Cybersaur Large by Frisky Beast / Twin Tail

If you’re using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur solo and you have a penchant for cervical orgasms, you may want to keep an extra pillow nearby to snuggle afterward. I also suggest obtaining a hot pizza of your favorite kind before...