My photography will be displayed at Detroit’s upcoming, world-class Dirty Show art exhibition! I guess even erotic art critics love my collection. 🙂 The event takes place over two weekends, and thanks to Zoey from The White Unicorn shop,...
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The key is to find one that’s the right shape for you and your hot spots. Shots’ Chrystalino glass dildo...
The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibrator that entirely envelops your finger — a hybrid between a finger bullet, dildo, and extension sleeve. This finger vibrator blends seamlessly into partner play, incorporating the powerful, zingy vibrations that FemmeFunn is...
The orgasm ratio between me and my male partners is easily over 10:1 — 10 of mine for every one of theirs. I’m having a good time, and so are they. So why does the internet seem to hate...
“It is efficient at extracting orgasms, yes.” “That sounds about right for a German-made sex toy.” It’s hard to overemphasize Womanizer’s influence in the sex toy industry. Their eponymous clitoral air pulse massager was the first of its kind....
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little things that add a dash of spice to playtime....
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some basic-bitch Millennial drinking celery juice, sporting thick eyebrows gradient-filled and cheekbones contoured to oblivion. In other words: the...
IT IS ONCE AGAIN THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR. Find the best Black Friday / Cyber Monday deals on sex toys that I’m most excited about! As always, I’ve hand-picked some of my top recommendations from each...
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped vibrator spoke for itself. It’s possibly the silliest sex toy I have ever encountered, with decently strong vibrations in...
If someone says that cis women are wildest during their periods, they’ve never seen me sex toy shopping and booty-calling during ovulation. One of my Instagram followers commiserated: You’re not alone, girl. My Tinder bio when I’m ovulating goes...
Spooky Day is over, but Nonstop November is just beginning. Let’s celebrate with THREE beautifully marbled dildos from Uberrime. Uberrime fantasy dildo giveaway prizes The super squishy Sensi vaginal plug The “AAAAAAAAA”-inducing Night King …and the beautiful new Baroba...
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo — or perhaps better yet, one shaped like four tentacles wrapped among each other? Every day is Spooky Day in...
