Midwest ‘Murrikah SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!
I only use Facebook for three things nowadays: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the “Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American” meme tag group. That last vibe is what I want…
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Snail Vibe powerful rabbit vibrator review
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and quickly realizing that your partner will probably not get you off.…
Types of Dildo Bases — and 6 things you could do with them
Play with penetration beyond lying on your back and hand-thrusting dildos, missionary-style. The non-insertable portion of a dildo can make a more considerable difference than you’d think. I’ve previously written about…
Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affiliate representative didn’t comment on that part of my…
Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dildos shaped like…
Magic Wand OG vs. Rechargeable vs. Plus vs. Mini Review & Comparison
Is there any sex toy more iconic than the Magic Wand? Hitachi called it a back massager back in 1968. Nowadays, we know it as the Magic Wand Original by Vibratex.…
Are Creampies a Kink? Why Are People Into Them?
On today’s episode of passionate (but playful) shitposting semantics: are creampies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but wonder…” Some of my…
How do sex bloggers file and pay taxes?
My life isn’t all orgasms and rainbows; there’s much unglamorous admin work behind the scenes. If you want to kill a boner, just mention paying taxes. Unfortunately, tax returns are part…
Diary of a Sex Educator: my job and my dating experiences
I want to find a sanctuary in my long-term partner. That applies doubly when you’re in a polarizing career field. Sometimes, being a sex educator can put me in uncomfortable situations…
The Realm Silver Bullet review + comparison to Blush Exposed Nocturnal
Hoooh, another affordable bullet that’s more powerful than the We-Vibe Tango? It’s strong, but how does this Silver Bullet compare to the gold standard of rumbly vibrators? If you’re getting déjà…
A Sex Toy Reviewer’s Ethical Code of Conduct
Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fabricated sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actually fucked the toy. My sex…
Mega-Guide to Fisting and 26 Huge Dildos, Compared!
My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’s purse. My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’s purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet,…
