Sometimes love is blind, as the homely Zumio, Eroscillator, and Magic Wand Plus have demonstrated. The NU Sensuelle Trinitii is another such example: a clit-licking vibrator with the aesthetic of a pore cleaner or ear thermometer. It doesn’t look...
The first five lines in my notes about the Fun Factory Volta read: I HAVE DIED Looks like it belongs in the Little Mermaid’s “Les Poissons” chef scene I don’t get it External-only rechargeable toy that makes me squirt...
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornixes [This article is a repost with some edits. I originally wrote it for Spectrum Journal.] Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel...
The first time I used the Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold internally, I laughed at how quickly I came. I was not expecting that! And against my clitoris? Testing toys like this one makes my endless hours of writing...
The SquarePegToys Blunt Plug is the ideal silicone plug for warming up to anal sex. Some plugs taper and slowly ramp up for opening from a cold start. Others have a big bulb and barely-there neck for a feeling...
About a year and a half ago, I learned the hard way what I didn’t want in a vaginal plug. I just wanted to be stuffed all day, not understanding the pitfalls of using the fat AF Tantus Ringo...
“WHY ARE THESE VIBRATORS SO PHOTOGENIC?” I asked myself as I edited photos for this review. I can’t pick a favorite picture because they’re all my favorite. Now I know how my favorite photographer feels when I model for...
I’ve accepted it at this point: I cannot and will not ever do justice to the Blush Realm sword dildo collection. I’m not a fantasy geek at all, despite wanting to double penetrate myself with both Night King dildos....
Some may find this review blasphemous. Others may consider it par with Upworthy-style clickbait. What I’m about to tell you about the Hot Octopuss Jett and Digit MIGHT BLOW YOUR MIND. You MUST KNOW MY TRUTH. From here on...
An escort’s job is to make fantasies happen, immersing clients in the experience. It often goes beyond physical gratification to include psychological captivation and emotional comfort. And for that, I have mad respect for their skill sets. Here are...
It’s a travesty that I haven’t reviewed anything from Fun Factory in over a year. Their motors are bomb, their designers know what they’re doing, and their color palettes are vibrant. Everything about Fun Factory is fun. They’re a luxury...
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Zumio has somehow topped their original creation. You know, the one I described as “the absolute closest a clitoral toy has ever come to being an ‘instant orgasm’ button for me.” Every positive thing I had to say about...
