Imagine a sitcom-like laugh track in the background as my boyfriend and I unboxed Tantaly’s Cecilia sex doll. Rather, I lifted the box flaps, peeked inside, and immediately closed it, looking away. “Is that the…?” “Yeah.” “Okay, cool. Cool,...
Hit me, baby, one more time. Kinksters have co-opted riding crops for percussive maintenance of humans, but many of the old design principles still stand. Riding crops are like a hybrid of whips, canes, and paddles. You could call...
Imagine that merely mentioning “Link in bio” on your Instagram story could get your account flagged or deleted. A photo of a brightly-colored, abstractly shaped dildo gets marked as “adult solicitation.” Or an educational infographic about sexual health gets...
More adventures in rabbit-style insertable pervertibles! Gemini by Pris Toys is the fifth double penetration dildo I’ve tested this past month. That’s my horniness level as I approach complete COVID immunity. Dual stimulation dildos like the Pris Toys Gemini...
BIG NEWS: I’ve found The One. No, I’m not getting married, but I’m just as star-crossed to have discovered my rabbit vibrator soulmate. The Santa Cruz Coaster thrusting dual stimulator fits my anatomy like no other currently on the...
Horny level: “Show me all your double penetration dildos.” Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe this quarter are silicone double dildos — and my vagina eagerly engulfed them. In order from the smallest to biggest double-ended dildos pictured...
“In the end, boobs are nothing more than fake asses. And if I had to choose between the original and the imitation, of course I would choose the original.” — Kangoku Gakuen / Prison School Ch. 68 So much...
I can’t wait to get double-stuffed once the COVID-19 pandemic is under control. In the meantime, I can use an ejaculating dildo with my boyfriend. Romantic, right? The Strap-On-Me squirting dildo‘s syringe barrel holds 30 cc of fluid —...
One of these California Exotics Slay mini-vibes gave me 27 orgasms in one session — but the other two belong in the trash. “I can’t tell if the COVID vaccine is about to induce my period or if I’m...
