Snail Vibe Gizi Rabbit Review: Constant Clitoral Contact?
You’ve heard of the tortoise and the hare; now it’s time for the rabbit and the snail. Rabbit vibrators boast it all: internal and external stimulation with the flick of…
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Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: A Strapless Strap-On?
Fun Factory’s Share Vibe Pro makes promises galore. This company’s luxury insertable vibrators are always boldly basslike, with a low-pitched flutter — and Share Vibe Pro stepped up to that…
Review: Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid Dual-Density Dildos
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING VEINY, SOMETHING BLUE. Uberrime's Aveo and Splendid Large measure a meaty 8” long and 2” across — placing these eye-catching specimens among the largest of…
Clandestine Mimic+ Plus Review: A Versatile AF Vibrator!
How this Clandestine Devices redeemed itself in the eyes of independent sex toy reviewers The Mimic+ Plus cups my clit and its crura, contours on my cunt, its sharp edges…
Review: Double-Stuffing My Pussy With Fun Factory Ryde
Even more adventures of a compact, high-capacity human. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE GETTING DOUBLE-STUFFED? Every time I get convenience store hot dogs, I put two in one bun, take…
7 Ways Animal Mating Is Like Human Dating
…and 1 way it (hopefully) isn't! When you think of human mating rituals, what comes to mind? Is it the pre-date primping? Verbal sparring? Fooling around in a movie theater…
Wicked Bunny Collection Review: Air Pulse & Toy Care Kit
Can you believe it’s been ten years since Womanizer launched its Pleasure Air™ Technology? Air pulse massagers have become their own category since then, with more compact, aesthetic (read: less…
Why Is This INTENSE Compact Wand So Familiar?
Yes, the EdenFantasys Sleek Power Wand lives up to the "Power" in its name. And yes, you might have seen this wand before. I called its twin “the optimizer of…
BMS PalmPower vs. Cal Ex Couture POWERFUL Mini-Wands!
PETITE. POWERFUL. INSERTABLE PERVERTABLE? I see you, California Exotics; you're keeping tabs on the competition and releasing your renditions of popular products years later. You can be hit-or-miss sometimes, but…
Dee's Big Daddy Dallas Review: Dildo Bigger Than Soda Can
I slide my thumbs over the swollen corona, its “meat” yielding just a little under pressure. Even just cleaning Dee's Big Daddy Dallas — an act of devotion, worshipping the…
Lovense Gemini vs. OhMiBod Sphinx Bluetooth Nipple Clamps
Is this the future our Y2K selves imagined? You can control these nipple clamps’ vibrations from around the world via Bluetooth! There’s something nostalgic about both the OhMiBod Sphinx and…
Uberrime Uberron & Uberous Review: Huge Silicone Dildos!
When I recommended these big baddies in my mega-guide to fisting & huge dildos, readers wanted to know more about Uberrime's Uberron and Uberous. Both profuse phalluses: Since these voluptuous…
