Sometimes I worry that my love of big dick might eventually be the reason I die alone. For that reason, I got a VixSkin Colossus cock extender to put on the dildo attachment of my handheld fucking machine and pound...
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I left my Vibease behind in a hotel room during my recent sexcapade. “Do I want to go back and retrieve it?” I asked myself. My hesitation wasn’t solely because the room was booked under my partner’s name— he’d probably...
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I can’t just use my power drill-sounding fucking machine whenever I want. One week, I’m living with my boyfriend, and the next, I’m in an Airbnb with a stranger and her 4-year-old kid. Discretion matters, friends. And self-thrusting dildos (also...
It’s no secret that I love consuming huge insertable pervertables, but some days, I’m lazy with masturbation and want a clit vibe through my panties. Conveniently, bullets like the Dame Kip and BMS Mini Swan Rose carry a fantastic fun-to-size...
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There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by Uberrime Dildos that give me heart-eyes-emoji feels every time I look at them: Uberrime Splendid Large Uberrime Amo Uberrime Dragon...
[Content warning: sexual assault. If that’s a hard topic for you, skip #5.] I wish we talked about chlamydia the way we talk about strep throat. It’s not the infection that terrifies people, but the stigma of sexual abnormality. It’s...
I’m damned if I don’t smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone’s hands at some point in my life. Friends don’t let friends settle for that shit. That hypothetical “someone’s” protests preemptively buzz in my mind; I’m ready to...
I gasped when I tilted the Lumberjill Grace‘s voluptuous bulge against my G-spot. The intense pressure of the wood and wicked curves could have made me come right then and there, within a matter of seconds. But when I was...
Most of the BMS Naked Addiction Vibrating & Rotating Dildo‘s features are remarkably average. Not least, its name is akin to store brand white bread. It’s only available in “Vanilla” color. And it measures just under 6 inches insertable length...
By the time I’ve finished typing this post, Womanizer and Satisfyer will probably have released ten new products. I can’t keep up, so here’s a fast blast of 3 new-ish clit toys from these companies. Jump to a section: Womanizer...
Ever wanted to cry immediately after a cathartic orgasm? Because that’s how the Uberrime Aqua-King makes me feel. And not necessarily crying during an intense orgasm, or feeling depressed afterward. I mean on a visceral level thinking, “Ah yes, I...
Everything about Zalo’s vibrators and their Versailles-inspired presentation embodies “extra.” Not least, the Zalo Marie‘s ornate box almost looks like there should be paintings of happy cherubs all over it. Inside the box, the vibrator itself gleams with its intricate handle...
