Blush Novelties Realm Drago and Draken sword dildo review
I've accepted it at this point: I cannot and will not ever do justice to the Blush Realm sword dildo collection. I'm not a fantasy geek at all, despite wanting…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 5, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
I've accepted it at this point: I cannot and will not ever do justice to the Blush Realm sword dildo collection. I'm not a fantasy geek at all, despite wanting…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 28, 2019 · Last modified August 13, 2023
Some may find this review blasphemous. Others may consider it par with Upworthy-style clickbait. What I'm about to tell you about the Hot Octopuss Jett and Digit MIGHT BLOW YOUR…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 25, 2019 · Last modified March 12, 2024
An escort's job is to make fantasies happen, immersing clients in the experience. It often goes beyond physical gratification to include psychological captivation and emotional comfort. And for that, I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 17, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I have gifted the Laya II to my childhood best friend as her first rechargeable vibrator. Once upon a time, this clit vibe was the deluxe option for beginners. Fun Factory's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 15, 2019 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Zumio has somehow topped their original creation. You know, the one I described as "the absolute closest a clitoral toy has ever come to being an 'instant orgasm' button for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 13, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
I love everything I have ever tried by njoy. I'd be content if the njoy Eleven were the only sex toy I ever used for the rest of my life. The…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 25, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Butt stuff is one of the great equalizers— everyone has a butt. But I didn't write a guide to it for so long because the folx at b‑Vibe can (and do)…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 23, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
"The eggplant agrees: it's REALLY starting to feel like summer," I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only thing more delightful than an eggplant-shaped dildo is one that…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 12, 2019 · Last modified March 12, 2024
"Well, some vibration is better than no vibration, right?" a dude friend asked me. I side-eyed him and fired back, "For the [Lovely 2.0's] price, I'd want vibrations that get…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 27, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The second time I ever got stoned, I had orgasms for 20 minutes straight. It happened about five years ago— at the time, I thought it was an unusual occurrence…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2019 · Last modified November 5, 2023
The rumble of BMS Factory's Pillow Talk Sassy ruined practically all other G‑spot vibrators for me— even outperforming the renowned LELO Mona 2. It's perhaps the most underrated vibrator in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 14, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual power tool's self-thrusting mechanism boasts up to 140 thrusts per…