Review: Tantus Bishop, Fist Trainer, & Pawn XL Super Soft Dildos
“I am struggling to get them in, and it will probably take a while,” I emailed to the CEO of Spectrum Boutique. “Looks like I’ve met my limit.” “How exciting!!!…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2020 · Last modified July 23, 2024
“I am struggling to get them in, and it will probably take a while,” I emailed to the CEO of Spectrum Boutique. “Looks like I’ve met my limit.” “How exciting!!!…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 13, 2020 · Last modified January 21, 2025
After British Vogue interviewed Emma Watson, the media fixated on the 20 seconds where she talked about being single and "self-partnered." It was a conversation where she spoke about mental…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 8, 2020 · Last modified January 21, 2025
I wouldn't swim the ocean for Kelsey, but I would do so to tell you how much I love the Fun Factory Stronic Surf. It's among the newest of the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 31, 2020 · Last modified March 12, 2024
When I reveal that I'm a sex toy reviewer, I sometimes hear variations of "Really?! But you're so quiet/wholesome/[insert another synonym for demure]!" On a bad day, I might clap…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2020 · Last modified September 15, 2024
You'd be forgiven for expecting another glowing Fun Factory toy review, but their Be One finger vibrator is the combo-breaker. My vagina kept ejecting their self-thrusting Stronic Real because it…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 23, 2020 · Last modified January 24, 2025
“Go big or go home” often doesn’t apply when visiting family for the holidays or traveling to certain countries. Sometimes, traveling with sex toys is a hassle, thanks to nosy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 20, 2020 · Last modified January 22, 2025
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by Super Smash Cache · Published January 17, 2020 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Sex toys are the closest thing to giving someone on-demand orgasms. But the options can get overwhelming, even within Spectrum Boutique’s carefully curated selection. Here’s a list of my favorite…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 12, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
If you're a regular reader of my blog, you probably already agree that dildos can be highly collectible pieces of art. They're functional tools, but it sure as hell helps…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 9, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Get tested for STIs discreetly and at your convenience — your health is your business and yours only! My readers are sexually savvy, getting tested often and talking openly about…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 6, 2020 · Last modified July 5, 2023
It's a new decade! As time goes on, we'll undoubtedly see more toys that flicker, suck, thrust, pulse, swivel, swirl, roll, and so on, more effectively and at more affordable…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 1, 2020 · Last modified September 19, 2023
My 2019 read like the premise for a Netflix Original sitcom: the trials and tribulations of a nomadic sex toy review blogger. For extra spice, throw in: The instability of…