by Super Smash Cache · Published July 23, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"The eggplant agrees: it's REALLY starting to feel like summer," I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only thing more delightful than an eggplant-shaped dildo is one that…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 12, 2019 · Last modified March 12, 2024
"Well, some vibration is better than no vibration, right?" a dude friend asked me. I side-eyed him and fired back, "For the [Lovely 2.0's] price, I'd want vibrations that get…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 27, 2019 · Last modified April 22, 2024
The second time I ever got stoned, I had orgasms for 20 minutes straight. It happened about five years ago— at the time, I thought it was an unusual occurrence…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2019 · Last modified November 5, 2023
The rumble of BMS Factory's Pillow Talk Sassy ruined practically all other G‑spot vibrators for me— even outperforming the renowned LELO Mona 2. It's perhaps the most underrated vibrator in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 14, 2019 · Last modified November 3, 2023
The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual power tool's self-thrusting mechanism boasts up to 140 thrusts per…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 30, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
I both am AND am not proud of how often people find my blog by Googling something like "huge butt plug used in pussy" and landing on my Tantus Ringo…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 21, 2019 · Last modified March 12, 2024
Given a long enough timeline, practically every straight dude I've been with has asked me for: an FFM threesome, especially with one of my (unspecified) cis female friends butt stuff, but…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published May 17, 2019 · Last modified March 29, 2024
My reunion with my toy suitcase wouldn't have been complete without kissing my njoy Eleven and sobbing. "I'll never leave you again. Be with me. I want to be buried…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2019 · Last modified March 12, 2024
Partnered sex is one of the most complicated things we're expected to teach ourselves. Some parts come naturally, while others are less intuitive at first. Here are some small adjustments…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 30, 2019 · Last modified July 5, 2023
I left my Vibease behind in a hotel room during my recent sexcapade. "Do I want to go back and retrieve it?" I asked myself. My hesitation wasn't solely because…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published April 26, 2019 · Last modified August 15, 2023
I can't just use my power drill-sounding fucking machine whenever I want. One week, I'm living with my boyfriend, and the next, I'm in an Airbnb with a stranger and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 23, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Some days, I'm lazy with masturbation and want a clit vibe through my panties. Conveniently, bullets like the Dame Kip and BMS Mini Swan Rose carry a fantastic fun-to-size ratio…
