Zumio E oscillator review & comparison (vs. Zumio X and S)
Behold the Zumio E — one of the best Zumio models! I ADORED the Zumio X Classic when I first tried it. At the time, its concentration of power was…
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4 Shitty Dating Advice Marketing Ploys I'm Sick of Seeing
I'm grossed out by predatory online marketing towards women dealing with confusion and heartache. I get that, when you're struggling, a quick web search here and there can be therapeutic…
Le Wand Arch stainless steel G-spot & A-spot dildo review
The Le Wand Arch gives me yet another reason to love stainless steel dildos! Many metal sex toys I've tried are god-tier (or at least close to it) by fierce…
AW HELL NO: LELO Sona 2 Cruise & Soraya Wave reviews
I need to purge my editorial calendar of this shit, okay? The LELO Sona 2 and Sona 2 Cruise have been sitting the review queue for months. It's not even…
Romp Flip & Blush Nöje W4 rechargeable mini-wand reviews
If you've ever felt like wands had too much drab and not enough fab, you'll want to read today's review. The ROMP Flip and Blush Nöje W4 are both compact…
Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo Lux review: penis vibrator for couples
Hot Octopuss knows their rumbly motors from powerful bullets to oscillating guybrators penis masturbators. Perhaps their fanciest creation is the Pulse Duo Lux, a couples' vibrator that claims to do…
Le Wand Contour vs. njoy Eleven (Comparison & Review)
You don't fuck with perfection. Why did Le Wand try to do that again? My single favorite dildo is the njoy Eleven. Beyond its sexy exterior and lethal construction, there's…
5 Characteristics of the Best Sex Shops
I've worked with many great sex shops over the years, and many shitty ones. It's no mystery: the retailers I link to over and over again are the ones who…
Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels Medium Review: HUGE Realistic Dildo
Despite its average-sounding name, Mr. Hankey's Topher Michels medium dildo is anything but that. Don't be fooled: with a 2.68" diameter near the shaft, this dildo looks gargantuan next to my…
Uberrime Praesto, Tantus Sport, & Silc Arts Renaissance dildo reviews
3 BEAUTIFUL, beginner-friendly G‑spot dildos In this fast-blast round-up, there's a little something-something old (the Tantus Sport), something new (the Silc Arts Renaissance), nothing borrowed (I wouldn't be comfortable with…
Zeus Arcana Electrosex Wand Massager Review: Vibrations and Electrokink
Today's review is a blast from the past, featuring the Zeus Arcana electrosex wand. It delivers electrical shocks and vibration in one self-contained unit. That might sound futuristic to some. Still,…
10 Things I Used for Strap-on Play + Pegging: Temptasia Underwear Harness, Avant P3 / D15, & More!
"Wow, you're really good at that," my boyfriend said after I pegged him for the first time. "Maybe it's because I'm using a nice [strap-on] harness for the job." "Or maybe…
