Review & FAQ: Tantaly Cecilia Sex Doll Torso
Imagine a sitcom-like laugh track in the background as my boyfriend and I unboxed Tantaly's Cecilia sex doll. Rather, I lifted the box flaps, peeked inside, and immediately closed it,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 8, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Imagine a sitcom-like laugh track in the background as my boyfriend and I unboxed Tantaly's Cecilia sex doll. Rather, I lifted the box flaps, peeked inside, and immediately closed it,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 3, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Hit me, baby, one more time. Kinksters have co-opted riding crops for percussive maintenance of humans, but many of the old design principles still stand. Riding crops are like a hybrid…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 24, 2021 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Imagine that merely mentioning “Link in bio” on your Instagram story could get your account flagged or deleted. A photo of a brightly-colored, abstractly shaped dildo gets marked as “adult…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 9, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
More adventures in rabbit-style insertable pervertibles! Gemini by Pris Toys is the fifth double penetration dildo I've tested this past month. That's my horniness level as I approach complete COVID…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 28, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
BIG NEWS: I've found The One. No, I'm not getting married, but I'm just as star-crossed to have discovered my rabbit vibrator soulmate. The Santa Cruz Coaster thrusting dual stimulator fits…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 19, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Horny level: "Show me all your double penetration dildos." Yep! All of my picks from SheVibe for the quarter were silicone double dildos — and my vagina eagerly engulfed them.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 18, 2021 · Last modified December 5, 2023
"In the end, boobs are nothing more than fake asses. And if I had to choose between the original and the imitation, of course I would choose the original." —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2021 · Last modified September 15, 2024
I can't wait to get double-stuffed once the COVID-19 pandemic is under control. In the meantime, I can use an ejaculating dildo with my boyfriend. Romantic, right? The Strap-On-Me squirting…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 7, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
One of these California Exotics Slay mini-vibes gave me 27 orgasms in one session — but the other two belong in the trash. "I can't tell if the COVID vaccine…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 1, 2021 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"A new kind" of sex toy, or just hype? The Her Ultimate Pleasure's all-in-one licking and sucking contraption became a viral sensation — and other makers wanted to capitalize on the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 28, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
This toy sounds like a dream on paper, with a pulsing, penetrative portion and an external pressure wave motor — why wouldn't you want more, more, moar, MOAR, MOAR sensation?…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 24, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Stack two [soda cans], and that's about the size of the Pris Toys Sentinel. Yep, I've made it my job to stick large objects in my vagina and tell you…