Review: Bodywand, Ultra G-Touch Attachment, Blush Omnia
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: So I tried the Bodywand Midnight plug-in massager. While it was…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 4, 2021 · Last modified January 25, 2025
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: So I tried the Bodywand Midnight plug-in massager. While it was…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 3, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Once you find a clitoral air pulse massager that ticks all the boxes, you lose interest in the others. That's why I'm giving you a fast blast of three new(-ish)…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 27, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Yes, BDSM can be slow and sensual! Sliding rope and dripping wax against a partner's body can make a passionate scene on its own — or it can lead up…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 12, 2021 · Last modified September 19, 2023
Plenty of women watch porn. And, when what women want is a core consideration (instead of an afterthought), we consume even more visual smut. There’s a lot of nuance in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 8, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway has been my default "go-to" vibrator in my review pile. What does…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 2, 2021 · Last modified January 24, 2025
It's a myth that standard condoms are universal and fit everyone. (Yes, even if your forearm can fit in one!) Using the right condom size is crucial for the wearer's comfort…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 27, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Because why wouldn't I want to be Night City's sassiest nomadic heartthrob? This Panam Palmer cosplay is probably my first somewhat serious attempt at costuming, and I'm so excited to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 24, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Imagine that a flogger and a whip had a baby. That's the cat o' nine tails. As with whips, the cats' claim to fame is their thick, woven tresses. But…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 11, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Are these prices legit for body-safe silicone dildos? And what the heck is SILEXPAN®? "Made with a patented revolutionary formula for a realistic feel," boasts one of the Squeeze-It dildo…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 8, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Imagine a sitcom-like laugh track in the background as my boyfriend and I unboxed Tantaly's Cecilia sex doll. Rather, I lifted the box flaps, peeked inside, and immediately closed it,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 3, 2021 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Hit me, baby, one more time. Kinksters have co-opted riding crops for percussive maintenance of humans, but many of the old design principles still stand. Riding crops are like a hybrid…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 24, 2021 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Imagine that merely mentioning “Link in bio” on your Instagram story could get your account flagged or deleted. A photo of a brightly-colored, abstractly shaped dildo gets marked as “adult…