njoy Disco Review: Next-Level Textured Steel Dildo
Magic mirror on my fingers, let the orgasms loop and linger!
I relished my reflection on the njoy Disco's flattened facet before it disappeared between my lips.
Its polished stainless steel elevates my self-love ritual.
- Man, I look good.
- Fuck, that feels good.
- Fuck, where's my phone so I can record a voice note?
So much information came in from the sensory smorgasbord:
- So many planes and points of focus
- So many ways to thrust and twist and tap and rock
- So many ways to orgasm on the njoy Disco
I rapidly logged the details of cumming and cumming, like waking up from a delectable dream I definitely want to remember.
What Is the njoy Disco?
The njoy Disco is a tiered stainless steel dildo — made for seriously slamming insides.
Its stacked segments increase in size as you move toward the base, which is expected for an anal bead-style sex toy.
But there's a twist — literally and figuratively.
Its tiers aren't round; they're ovals positioned on perpendicular planes. In layperson's terms, if you looked at it from the top, you wouldn't see a small circle atop a bigger circle atop another circle, like a target typical of tiered beads.
With the njoy Disco, you'd see something like a four-leaf clover or rounded cross.
There's alternating pressure — focus on the front and back walls, then side-to-side.
What that means for the user is:
- Knots locking and throbbing against the G‑spot
- Ample A‑spotting if you get the right tilt
- Experimentation with swiveling and spinning
The njoy Disco's name fits not just because of its flashy facets and metallic storage clutch (!!!) but also because — at least to me — it was made to rotate.
But first, let's marvel at this magic mirror's measurements. They affect how you, dear reader, will use it.
njoy Disco Measurements
First, I hope you're mesmerized by mass (and momentum and force). The njoy Disco's solid stainless steel is no joke, pounding my pussy with a hefty 3.2 lbs.
Yes, it's even heavier than the giant (but partly hollow) njoy Eleven. On one hand, you may get tired of thrusting it by hand. On the other, its intensely contrasting contours don't take much movement for magic to happen. My cunt cums quite quickly on the njoy Disco.
But I don't know how long or how hard you like fucking yourself or your pre-existing arm strength. The njoy Disco is best for users who appreciate ample gusto and smaller swiveling, sliding, or side-to-side sensations.
Now that that's out of the way, let's discuss Disco's dimensions.
At a Glance
- 5 tiers of bulging beads
- 8.0” total length
- 6.2” insertable length
- 1.1” long neck
- 1.6” wide finger loop
- 52 oz of medical-grade stainless steel
Diameters (Major Axis x Minor Axis)
- 1.15” wide x 0.6” deep
- 1.35” wide x 0.7” deep
- 1.55“ wide x 0.8“ deep
- 1.75” wide x 0.9” deep
- 1.95” wide x 1.0” deep
Real talk: it's too big and bumpy for me to enjoy using anally, but you might be into such a size.
Ready for Depth Play?
If you're using it vaginally, you might want to consider how much of the insertable length you can take. 6.2 inches of insertable length is a lot for some users, and not everyone can take the maximum 1.95” diameter.
To enjoy the…
- …first bulb, you'd ideally consume at least 1.4” of length
- …second bulb, you'd ideally consume at least 2.2” of length
- …third bulb, you'd ideally consume at least 3.2” of length
- …fourth bulb, you'd ideally consume at least 4.5” of length
- …fifth bulb, you'd ideally consume the entire insertable length
These numbers would allow room for the bottom-most bead to lock in place against your G‑spot or prostate while the vaginal opening (or anal sphincter) closes around the slimmer neck.
Note also that the neck is only about 1.2” long, so if you have a G‑spot deeper than 2” inside, the final bulb might not optimally fit your dip — but you can still enjoy the pinpoint sensations from the other beads. There's so much to savor!
Disco vs. Other njoy Toys
It was over 15 years since njoy last released a new toy, and Disco is unlike anything they've ever made before:
- Totally straight-shafted
- But quite girthy at its maximum diameter
- Features contrasting contours galore, all the way up and down the shaft
Such features make it suuuper intense. Here's how its magnitude compares to other stainless steel dildos from njoy.
njoy's Disco is far more intense than the Fun Wand and Pfun plug — it has more heft, girth, and contrast between beads. It's in another league entirely.
Disco is made to be thrusted rather than worn like the Pure Plugs. Could you wear the njoy Disco? Sure. But it's not designed for comfort while doing that.
Disco can feel more intense or less intense than the njoy Pure Wand, depending on how you angle it:
- You won't get as much directly hammering (read: perpendicular) front wall focus
- But its most prominent hump will still grab and push the front wall with every thrust
- Disco is also made to go deeper, meaning you can tilt it for shallow G‑spot and all-in A‑spot stimulation.
njoy Eleven vs. njoy Disco
Lastly, comparing the njoy Disco to the Eleven is like comparing a sorcerer's scepter to a brutish bludgeon. They're both powerful in their own ways.
The njoy Eleven:
- Is front-loaded
- Provides a bigger stretch all around
- Blurs my G‑spot and A‑spot into one big zone of “UGGGGHHDKLJSFLDFFUCK”
- Is kinder to my cervix because it's less pointy
The njoy Disco:
- Is bottom-heavy
- Alternates between front wall pressure and side-to-side pressure
- Is more focused on several distinct hot spots
- Takes some discernment to work with, so save it for solo sessions
They both feel fantastic, but I would never ask a partner to thrust the njoy Disco inside me. I would trust one to wield the njoy Eleven.
How Does the njoy Disco Feel?
Okay, okay, you came here for my feral field notes.
First, definitely use lube with the njoy Disco, even if inserting it vaginally. There's so much surface area to keep slick.
Second, ugghhh, my face flushes thinking about the knotting sensation as my cunt contracts and relaxes around the Disco on the way in. I start small and work my way up.
Yes, it'll press into the G‑spot again and again, like looping the first thrust with a partner.
There are a few ways to move it, move it:
- Twisting against my A‑spot (handle loop is parallel to my slit) — just small arcs side-to-side
- Broader, complete, continuous rotations on repeat
- Really, any degree of swiveling — feeling the horizontal, latitudinal dragging and sliding inside me
- Thrusting with all but the bottom-most bead, enchanting AF against my front wall
- A‑spot pressure with G‑spot pressure simultaneously — thrusting or twisting or “drawing” shapes with the movements, like letters writing the sauciest story on my cave walls
- Holding it in place, almost plug-style, all the way in — each clench pulls the njoy Disco in hard against my ceiling. Clench, cum, repeat.
It was a sensual, slow (by my standards) journey, but for anyone else on the outside looking in, it wasn't long before I was shaking and sticking my tongue out, panting in fervor.
I could be kept there indefinitely.
Who Would Not Love the njoy Disco?
Here's the thing. You'd ideally:
- Love straight penetration
- Maybe savor A‑spotting along the front wall, if using it vaginally
- Be BFFs with your internal hot spots and familiar with how to aim
- Have a taste for texture (duh)
…or else you'd find the firmness uncomfortable.
If you want just a slightly bumpy plug, try the Blush Matrix Bumped.
njoy's Disco is also really not shaped for cervix massage — it's too central and focused, and I prefer something off-center with a bit of a tilt. If you intend to use the Disco for deep penetration, aim towards the front, away from the cervix.
It's also not for those with limited mobility, as this dildo is super heavy. If that's you, but you still love knotty, naughty textures, consider:
- Riding the njoy Disco atop a cushion-style mount, like the Liberator Wing
- Maybe sticking to a bulging silicone sex toy instead — I'm partial to the Blush Avant D3 and D4
- Or try a glass toy — I recommend:
- Crystal Delights’ Twist or Implosion Twist if it's the side-to-side movement you crave
- Crystal Delights' Rainbow Bubble or Gläs's Curved Beaded Glass Dildo for standard booty beads
Who Would Love the njoy Disco?
I can make good enough recommendations for texture sluts, but there isn't much that really replicates the njoy Disco's bold bulges and perpendicular cross-sections.
The ideal user of the njoy Disco:
- Is comfortable with or interested in larger, filling toys, including depth play
- Loooves rhythmic stretching at the entrance
- Revels in next-level G‑spot and prostate play with serious force
- Craves pinpoint pressure on the wall in front of the cervix
- Enjoys intense stimulation and repeated orgasmic cycles
- Loves a whole journey with a beginning, middle, and end!
njoy's Disco isn't just about delivering a big bang — it's more like a fireworks show with endless, profuse points of explosion and ecstasy.
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