Hot Octopuss Kurve review: rumbly G-spot vibrator with squishy tip

Hot Octopuss's vibrations are rumbly AF across the board, and now you can — at last — find them in a luxuriously squishy G‑spot vibrator.

Their focus was first on guy­bra­tors penis vibra­tors, then came their deli­cious­ly deep bul­lets, then more recent­ly, the Hot Octopuss Kurve.

As with one of its old­er sib­lings, the Hot Octopuss Kurve fea­tures TWO motors, which Hot Octopuss calls "Treble and Bass Technology." One motor inside the Hot Octopuss Kurve is deep and rumbly (38 – 62 Hz), while the oth­er emits a pierc­ing buzz (42 – 94 Hz).

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Hot Octopuss Treble and Bass Technology

Rumbly or bitingly zingy vibration quality? Or both? You decide!

I've seen Treble and Bass tech­nol­o­gy before in the Hot Octopuss Jett cord­ed bul­let pack. Jett's mar­ket­ed as a penis vibra­tor, but you can also take the bul­lets out of the sil­i­cone sleeve to use cli­toral­ly. And it's eas­i­ly the best AA-​battery bul­let set I've ever tried — when you dip the bass bul­let in water, it makes a SERIOUS splash on the high­est setting.

I would have rec­om­mend­ed the Hot Octopuss Jett or Amo instead of the clas­sic We-​Vibe Tango to plen­ty of users. The new and upgrad­ed Tango X has come out since then but in no way takes away the Jett or Amo's shine:

• A rich purring vibra­tion qual­i­ty damn near the gold stan­dard of petite vibrators
• Comprehensive con­trol panels
• Hella ver­sa­til­i­ty
• Fairly afford­able price tags for how lux­u­ri­ous they feel

These are some of the deep­est, bass-​like vibra­tions on the mar­ket, and the new­er Hot Octopuss Kurve's sen­sa­tion is no devi­a­tion. Below is a video of me dip­ping the Hot Octopuss Kurve's tip into water, while both motors are on the high­est intensity.

(Let's all pre­tend the Hot Octopuss Queen Bee nev­er exist­ed, though.)

Hot Octopuss's ear­li­er prod­ucts demon­strat­ed ways vibra­tions can feel good on penis­es, too. Now that they've proven their point, they're expand­ing on con­ven­tion­al con­cepts — with a twist.

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What makes the Hot Octopuss Kurve G-spot vibrator unique?

Again, I had high expec­ta­tions going in. Look at the silky-​smooth sil­i­cone, rumbly vibra­tions (FIVE STEADY SPEEDS AND FOUR PATTERNS), great con­trols (SIX BUTTONS! EASY TO PRESS!), and beau­ti­ful­ly brand­ed exte­ri­ors. That's typ­i­cal for Hot Octopuss.

But that's not all; there are three oth­er stars in this show.

In addition to two independently controlled motors, the Hot Octopuss Kurve also features a soft gel cushion in the tip.

The squish is only on the front-​facing, G‑spotty side, like a tiny pil­low, instead of all around. I love dual-​density dil­dos, but with a G‑spot vibra­tor, con­tain­ing the squish is a good call. It means it's soft where it mat­ters, and the hard shell can trans­fer vibra­tions unmuf­fled at oth­er parts.

My boyfriend can eas­i­ly feel vibra­tions through my flesh if I'm using the Hot Octopuss Kurve while we're spoon­ing. (That may also be because I'm a petite per­son with a bony vul­va, but still, the rum­ble is noth­ing to scoff at.)

The bad news is that the Hot Octopuss Kurve isn't for those who need strong AND pin­point stim­u­la­tion. For my per­son­al tastes, though, it's pow­er­ful enough that the shaft or tip can sat­is­fy my cli­toris, too. The Kurve's strength strad­dles the line between tra­di­tion­al G‑spot vibra­tors and com­pact mini-​wands.

Note that I spec­i­fied the Hot Octopuss Kurve's shaft. That's because its zingy Treble motor is focused at the tip, while the rumbly Bass is a bit fur­ther down in the toy's "neck."

I was a little skeptical of the motor placement at first, but I find that they synergize well in use. I like using both at the same time.

Plus, the round­ed han­dle is easy enough to hold even when I'm using it back­ward against my vulva.

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Looking past the Hot Octopuss Kurve's "Ooh, shiny!"

There's plen­ty to love about the Hot Octopuss Kurve's flashier fea­tures. The "Treble and Bass" dual motors. The dual-​density gel tip. The handle's gra­di­ent is a deep wine red, almost match­ing my old hair as the Amo did!

But I'll get down to busi­ness and back to basics —

How does the shape perform?

The Hot Octopuss Kurve fea­tures (of course) a shal­low curve and about 5" of insertable length. Its head mea­sures 1.5" across. This toy's length is slight­ly below aver­age com­pared to cocks, but the shaft is firm, and its shape strate­gic for tar­get­ing my G‑spot and A‑spot.

Just make sure you have a clean­ing brush ready if you want to go deep since there's raised let­ter­ing on the side of the insertable portion.

There's also no flex­i­bil­i­ty aside from the tip, so thank good­ness the head isn't too squared-​off. I have a long his­to­ry of flat hooked toys' tips miss­ing my G‑spot, espe­cial­ly if the shafts are steep and unyielding.

It's for that rea­son that I knew the Arc by Dame Products wouldn't work for me. The Hot Octopuss Kurve, though, is nice­ly round­ed at the head, and its curve is gen­tle, mak­ing it a bet­ter fit for my anatomy.

And, don't for­get: the gel moosh­es into my G‑spot's dips and ante­ri­or fornix, while the mat­te sur­face pro­vides just the right amount of drag.

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Hot Octopuss Kurve vs. other G-spot vibrators I've tried

The Hot Octopuss Kurve is up there among the best G‑spot vibra­tors — def­i­nite­ly in the top three. Of course, my rank­ings are high­ly sub­jec­tive and depen­dent on one's needs, so keep read­ing to decide which G‑spot vibra­tor is the best for you.

Top 5 best G‑spot vibrators

1. Je Joue G‑Kii — just let the review speak for itself, mkay?
2. We-​Vibe Rave - stronger but also a lit­tle buzzi­er and poten­tial­ly harsh shape for some users
3. BMS Factory Pillow Talk Sassy - afford­able but con­trols aren't as versatile
4. Hot Octopuss Kurve — rumbly vibra­tions paired with a soft tip
5. BMS Factory Swan Wand Classic - thud­dy AF with a nice curve, but not espe­cial­ly G‑spotty

All great G‑spot vibrators, with different target audiences

The We-​Vibe Rave, and LELO Mona 2, for exam­ple, have more defined points for focus­ing vibra­tion. In con­trast, the Hot Octopuss Kurve is more about bass‑y breadth, shak­ing and knead­ing your inter­nal cli­toris as a com­plex, rather than focus­ing the sen­sa­tion. Its squish is cer­tain­ly unique and well-done.

Also worth not­ing is that while the We-​Vibe Rave is stronger by my stan­dards, some users would reg­is­ter the Hot Octopuss Kurve as more pow­er­ful because of its purring vibra­tion qual­i­ty. Both have huge speed ranges that will suit a vari­ety of moods, though.

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My verdict on the Hot Octopuss Kurve G-spot vibrator

One word: YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Leave it to Hot Octopuss to make one of the rum­bli­est G‑spot vibra­tors in existence.

Think of the Kurve's lux­u­ri­ous feel like the halfway point between a dual-​density dil­do and a con­ven­tion­al G‑spot vibra­tor. Such a com­bi­na­tion isn't for every­one, but it's hard to top if you're look­ing for vroom and squish in the right places.

Thank you again to Hot Octopuss for yet anoth­er beau­ti­ful design that puts a fresh spin on a sol­id clas­sic. I'll keep rav­ing from the rooftops about your rad­i­cal rumble.

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