The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual power tool's self-thrusting mechanism boasts up to 140 thrusts per…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 26, 2019
· Last modified July 24, 2024
I can't just use my power drill-sounding fucking machine whenever I want. One week, I'm living with my boyfriend, and the next, I'm in an Airbnb with a stranger and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 19, 2019
· Last modified July 24, 2024
Most of the BMS Naked Addiction Vibrating & Rotating Dildo's features are remarkably average. Not least, its name is akin to store brand white bread. It's only available in "Vanilla"…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 11, 2019
· Last modified July 28, 2024
Everything about Zalo's vibrators and their Versailles-inspired presentation embodies "extra." Not least, the Zalo Marie's ornate box almost looks like there should be paintings of happy cherubs all over it. Inside…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 7, 2019
· Last modified August 10, 2023
"Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator's safety warnings list," I messaged a friend. "I don't know where this is going, but it's already my favorite part of the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 17, 2018
· Last modified November 16, 2024
The We-Vibe Nova addresses some of the most glaring shortcomings in the most overrated group of sex toys: rabbit vibrators. For one, the clitoral stimulation motor on the Nova is…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 20, 2018
· Last modified December 2, 2023
You probably don't need an introduction to LELO. They were once revered as the luxury "it" brand, and I understand why. LELO offered sleek, body-safe, and woman-oriented Pleasure Objects that were…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 4, 2018
· Last modified August 10, 2023
Vibrators have come a long way since Sex and the City, but the people who innovated sex toys with rotating beads were on to something. B‑Vibe uses the once-trendy spinning…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 24, 2018
· Last modified July 24, 2024
If you're a clitoris-owner who's ever envied the textures inside Tenga's penis-strokers, you're in luck. The Iroha Zen is a mini-vibe that resembles a Tenga 3D Zen sleeve, but smaller, phallic, and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 10, 2018
· Last modified July 28, 2024
If you've ever drooled at LELO's luxurious displays and their Gigi 2's shape, read on. I'm about to introduce you to something even better for less than half the price.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 8, 2018
· Last modified July 19, 2024
If you think the sex toy market is saturated, I have three words for you: dual-density butt plugs. There aren't that many out there, let alone dual-density vibrating butt plugs. This…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2018
· Last modified July 28, 2024
I'm so lazy in bed that I don't even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition means I'm down for anything that does most of the…