by Super Smash Cache · Published November 23, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
"What a fucking abomination!" I scrunched my nose the first time I saw a clit-sucking rabbit vibrator. First came the Womanizer Inside Out, then the Satisfyer Pro G Rabbit, then…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 16, 2019 · Last modified May 22, 2025
No other sex toy has sent me on as much of an emotional roller-coaster as the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure. I have gone through every stage of Kombucha Girl.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 28, 2019 · Last modified March 5, 2024
The first time I used the Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold internally, I laughed at how quickly I came. I was not expecting that! And against my clitoris? Testing toys like…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 25, 2019 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Butt stuff is one of the great equalizers— everyone has a butt. But I didn't write a guide to it for so long because the folx at b‑Vibe can (and do)…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 14, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual power tool's self-thrusting mechanism boasts up to 140 thrusts per…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published April 26, 2019 · Last modified January 21, 2025
I can't just use my power drill-sounding fucking machine whenever I want. One week, I'm living with my boyfriend, and the next, I'm in an Airbnb with a stranger and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 19, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
Most of the BMS Naked Addiction Vibrating & Rotating Dildo's features are remarkably average. Not least, its name is akin to store brand white bread. It's only available in "Vanilla"…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 11, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Everything about Zalo's vibrators and their Versailles-inspired presentation embodies "extra." Not least, the Zalo Marie's ornate box almost looks like there should be paintings of happy cherubs all over it. Inside…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 7, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator's safety warnings list," I messaged a friend. "I don't know where this is going, but it's already my favorite part of the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 17, 2018 · Last modified November 16, 2024
The We-Vibe Nova addresses some of the most glaring shortcomings in the most overrated group of sex toys: rabbit vibrators. For one, the clitoral stimulation motor on the Nova is…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 20, 2018 · Last modified December 2, 2023
You probably don't need an introduction to LELO. They were once revered as the luxury "it" brand, and I understand why. LELO offered sleek, body-safe, and woman-oriented Pleasure Objects that were…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 4, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Vibrators have come a long way since Sex and the City, but the people who innovated sex toys with rotating beads were on to something. B‑Vibe uses the once-trendy spinning…