Review: Svakom Nymph, Ella, and Tyler Vibrators
"Svakom is what happens when you batter, over-salt, and deep-fry something that's supposed to be fancy." "Really?" I responded to my reviewer friend. "I thought of it as the reverse:…
Category: Insertable Vibrators
Review: Lora DiCarlo Osé 2 CES Award-Winning Robotic Massager
I'm waiting for the imminent Netflix original documentary about the Lora DiCarlo Osé. Nobody's announced any plans for such a feature, but I figure it's only a matter of time,…
Review: Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting Rabbit & G-Spot Stroker
There's a self-thrusting rabbit vibrator that satisfies my internal and external clitoris simultaneously — hands-free. I didn't imagine this day (nor myself) coming so soon with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit…
Nalone Pure X2 Inflatable Silicone Rabbit Vibrator Review
Yes, a body-safe, inflatable rabbit vibrator for aspiring size royalty! Not many toys carry the Nalone Pure X2's combination of features: I LOVE big toys, and I cannot lie; inflatable…
Review: We-Vibe Nova 2 rabbit vibrator with rumbly clit stimulator
Oh, my — the Nova has changed, but is it for the better? Let's compare the We-Vibe Nova 2 to the original. How I felt about the We-Vibe Nova before…
FemmeFunn Cadenza self-thrusting dildo pulsator review
If jackhammering your G‑spot sounds appealing to you, then you can't miss this review of the FemmeFunn Cadenza. It's another handheld fucking machine, made by the same people who brought…
SVAKOM Coco slim beginner G-spot vibrator review
Even though I review a lot of BIG toys here, I can still appreciate going back to basics. A petite and budget-friendly G‑spot vibrator has mass appeal, especially for those…
Review: Blush Lush Gia wand & Juna pinpoint mini-vibe
Do you ever imagine a better version of a toy and — POP! — the universe grants your wish? That's how I feel about the Lush Gia rechargeable/cordless wand by Blush…
Naughty Bits Ombré Hombre galactic vibrating dildo review!
An old friend told me that he used to think, when women talked about having ombré (gradient) hair color done, they meant "hombre." And he wondered why they spoke so…
BestVibe Triple-Motor G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator Review
"It looks like Squidward, with an erection, beckoning you to fight him," said a friend upon his first impression of this toy. Later on, he compared it to a bunched-up…
AW HELL NO: LELO Sona 2 Cruise & Soraya Wave reviews
I need to purge my editorial calendar of this shit, okay? The LELO Sona 2 and Sona 2 Cruise have been sitting the review queue for months. It's not even…
Xcitme Sym-B Sensual Collection interchangeable vibrator system review
An all-in-one vibrator system with swappable heads that rrrumble. The Xcitme Sym‑B Sensual Collection's attachments offer multiple affordable alternatives to LELO's rechargeable vibrators — without sacrificing strength. Its versatility and…