by Super Smash Cache · Published October 30, 2020 · Last modified July 5, 2023
If you follow many sex-positive Instagram pages, you've probably seen an influencer either posing with the Honey Play Box Jubilee or incorporating it into a meme. In-depth reviews rarely accompany the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 16, 2020 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Imagine you're masturbating and you're about to orgasm. At exactly the critical moment, the sound of a dolphin (or maybe angry squirrel) squeaks from your hole. Your dog downstairs hears it…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 14, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
For discreet masturbation, it's hard to top the Fun Factory Stronic pulsators' power-to-noise ratio. These thumping, miniature fucking machines are must-haves when traveling, Welcome Fun Factory's SUNDAZE; they call it…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 8, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Meet Trinity, an ADORABLE cloud creature who loves hugging, dancing, and cave exploring. The Trinity vibrating dildo is one of three new sex toys from Cute Little Fuckers. Their line…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 6, 2020 · Last modified May 24, 2025
The We-Vibe Rave was the only G‑spot vibrator I would have re-bought if I had to restart my collection from nothing — even after owning over $10,000 of sex toys. G‑spot…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 3, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
"Svakom is what happens when you batter, over-salt, and deep-fry something that's supposed to be fancy." "Really?" I responded to my reviewer friend. "I thought of it as the reverse:…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2020 · Last modified May 6, 2025
I'm waiting for the imminent Netflix original documentary about the Lora DiCarlo Osé. Nobody's announced any plans for such a feature, but I figure it's only a matter of time,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 25, 2020 · Last modified September 18, 2023
There's a self-thrusting rabbit vibrator that satisfies my internal and external clitoris simultaneously — hands-free. I didn't imagine this day (nor myself) coming so soon with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 11, 2020 · Last modified May 6, 2025
Yes, a body-safe, inflatable rabbit vibrator for aspiring size royalty! Not many toys carry the Nalone Pure X2's combination of features: I LOVE big toys, and I cannot lie; inflatable…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 2, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Oh, my — the Nova has changed, but is it for the better? Let's compare the We-Vibe Nova 2 to the original. How I felt about the We-Vibe Nova before…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 31, 2020 · Last modified January 21, 2025
If jackhammering your G‑spot sounds appealing to you, then you can't miss this review of the FemmeFunn Cadenza. It's another handheld fucking machine, made by the same people who brought…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 28, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Even though I review a lot of BIG toys here, I can still appreciate going back to basics. A petite and budget-friendly G‑spot vibrator has mass appeal, especially for those…