Crave Vesper vs. Le Wand Necklace Vibe Review & Comparison
Le Wand didn’t get the memo to be a first-rate version of themselves rather than a second-rate version of someone else — and it shows. Again. The most blatant difference…
Category: External Vibrators
Rideable Humping Vibrator Review: Liberator Wanda, Ruby Glow Blush, & VibePad 2
Mounted, hands-free, rideable vibrators for the straddler who loves riding face. Over the years, people have found my blog by Googling the following terms: I hope they weren’t too sorely…
Zumio I Review + Comparison: Zumio X vs. S. vs. E. vs. I oscillators
Broad wand vibrators can be held against a cheek for next-level blowjobs. Firm, pinpoint oscillators can be held between the tongue and clit for next-level cunnilingus. Try that with any…
Viben Fierce review: mini wand massager
Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much potential, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure…
Honey Play Box Pomi powerful mini wand massager review
Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand massager packs a punch, impinging on the iconic Magic Wand Mini’s territory. While Pomi hasn’t entirely usurped the throne, there are…
LELO Smart Wand 2 Large wand vibrator review
The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rumbliest rechargeable wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibration frequency-wise, it’s in the top 5 best “back massagers.” It thrums and…
19 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...And 6 I Dislike!)
Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday, let’s take a walk down memory lane. Here are the…
Snail Vibe powerful rabbit vibrator review
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and quickly realizing that your partner will probably not get you off.…
Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affiliate representative didn’t comment on that part of…
Magic Wand OG vs. Rechargeable vs. Plus vs. Mini Review & Comparison
Is there any sex toy more iconic than the Magic Wand? Hitachi called it a back massager back in 1968. Nowadays, we know it as the Magic Wand Original by…
The Realm Silver Bullet review + comparison to Blush Exposed Nocturnal
Hoooh, another affordable bullet that’s more powerful than the We-Vibe Tango? It’s strong, but how does this Silver Bullet compare to the gold standard of rumbly vibrators? If you’re getting…
Review: Nomi Tang Pocket Wand mini-vibe with attachments
Why do people reel upon hearing, “hot dog wrapped in a cinnamon bun” but drool at “cinnamon sugar corn dog”? Words matter; I appreciate a round of silly (but not pedantic)…