by Super Smash Cache · Published June 22, 2023 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Eggplant and cucumber dildos practically designed themselves. Now it’s the peach emoji’s turn to shine — in the form of an air pulse clitoral massager. These sucking and thrumming thrills…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 6, 2023 · Last modified January 30, 2025
My VIM guest review on the FUN FACTORY USA blog is now live! Upon turning on [this] wand, I only thought two words, “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.” I've tried over 350 sex toys,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 13, 2023 · Last modified January 30, 2024
Le Wand didn’t get the memo to be a first-rate version of themselves rather than a second-rate version of someone else — and it shows. Again. The most blatant difference…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 6, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Mounted, hands-free, rideable vibrators for the straddler who loves riding face. Over the years, people have found my blog by Googling the following terms: I hope they weren’t too sorely…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 13, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Broad wand vibrators can be held against a cheek for next-level blowjobs. Firm, pinpoint oscillators can be held between the tongue and clit for next-level cunnilingus. Try that with any…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 12, 2023 · Last modified January 25, 2025
Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much potential, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 13, 2022 · Last modified December 6, 2023
Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand massager packs a punch, impinging on the iconic Magic Wand Mini’s territory. While Pomi hasn’t entirely usurped the throne, there are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 8, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rumbliest rechargeable wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibration frequency-wise, it’s in the top 5 best “back massagers.” It thrums and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 10, 2022 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday, let’s take a walk down memory lane. Here are the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and quickly realizing that your partner will probably not get you off.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2, 2022 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affiliate representative didn’t comment on that part of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 21, 2022 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Is there any sex toy more iconic than the Magic Wand? Hitachi called it a back massager back in 1968. Nowadays, we know it as the Magic Wand Original by…