by Super Smash Cache · Published February 13, 2023 · Last modified August 9, 2023
Broad wand vibrators can be held against a cheek for next-level blowjobs. Firm, pinpoint oscillators can be held between the tongue and clit for next-level cunnilingus. Try that with any…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 12, 2023 · Last modified July 30, 2023
Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much potential, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 13, 2022 · Last modified December 6, 2023
Small. Mighty. The Honey Play Box Pomi mini wand massager packs a punch, impinging on the iconic Magic Wand Mini’s territory. While Pomi hasn’t entirely usurped the throne, there are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 8, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rumbliest rechargeable wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibration frequency-wise, it’s in the top 5 best “back massagers.” It thrums and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 10, 2022 · Last modified October 18, 2023
Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday, let’s take a walk down memory lane. Here are the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and quickly realizing that your partner will probably not get you off.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affiliate representative didn’t comment on that part of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 21, 2022 · Last modified November 5, 2023
Is there any sex toy more iconic than the Magic Wand? Hitachi called it a back massager back in 1968. Nowadays, we know it as the Magic Wand Original by…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 18, 2022 · Last modified August 12, 2023
Hoooh, another affordable bullet that’s more powerful than the We-Vibe Tango? It’s strong, but how does this Silver Bullet compare to the gold standard of rumbly vibrators? If you’re getting…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 18, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Why do people reel upon hearing, “hot dog wrapped in a cinnamon bun” but drool at “cinnamon sugar corn dog”? Words matter; I appreciate a round of silly (but not pedantic)…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibrator that entirely envelops your finger — a hybrid between a finger bullet, dildo, and extension sleeve. This finger vibrator blends seamlessly into partner…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 30, 2021 · Last modified August 10, 2023
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some basic-bitch Millennial drinking celery juice, sporting thick eyebrows gradient-filled and…