Category: Reviews

Je Joue Uma Review: Rumbly Mid-Sized Vibrator 1

January 2, 2016

Je Joue Uma Review: Rumbly Mid-Sized Vibrator

On paper, the Je Joue Uma looked like everything I was looking for. The Je Joue Uma has many hallmarks of a versatile toy. It has a bulging, gentle curve that can hit internal erogenous zones but won't snag on…

[Image: Bodywand Midnight corded vibrator]

November 24, 2015

Bodywand Midnight review: powerful wand vibrator with dial control

Wand-style vibrators are for power queens. Could my clitoral constitution withstand the delicious devastation promised to me? In 2015, I tried the Bodywand for the first time — intimidated by its power but assured by its gradual dial control.…

California Exotics Embrace G Wand review: triple motor rechargeable vibrator 2

October 25, 2015

California Exotics Embrace G Wand review: triple motor rechargeable vibrator

The versatility covers all bases for me. It's delicious for quickies and long sessions alike. It's like when you're relishing a meal and move from appetizer to main course to dessert and think, "Damn, any one of those dishes would have hit the spot on its own, but the meal is so elevated as a whole because everything adds on to everything else and synergizes."

VixSkin Johnny review: curved and realistic dual-density dildo 3

October 20, 2015

VixSkin Johnny review: curved and realistic dual-density dildo

When trying out another dildo I like, I ask myself: would saying that I love that other toy, be fair to the Johnny? The answer is rarely ever "yes."

Crystal Delights Crystal Twist Review: Spiral-Shaped Glass Dildo 4

October 16, 2015

Crystal Delights Crystal Twist Review: Spiral-Shaped Glass Dildo

The Crystal Delights Crystal Twist stands proudly on display when I have friends over. I have no shame. Between its unorthodoxly sexy curves and iridescent gleam, it's not hard to tell why I flaunt it as one part trophy, part…

We-Vibe Tango review: most powerful bullet vibrator 5

October 4, 2015

We-Vibe Tango review: most powerful bullet vibrator

The We-Vibe Tango is nearly universally lauded among sex bloggers as the most powerful clitoral vibrator of its size class. The power of even the lowest setting baffles my friends. It sounds like firecrackers when I put it in a…

Tantus Magma & Splash review: dildo with drip textures 6

October 3, 2015

Tantus Magma & Splash review: dildo with drip textures

The drips are in a league all their own. I'm the umpteenth person to say that there is nothing like the Tantus Splash. The original dildo has been discontinued but reincarnated in red and black as the Tantus Magma. What…

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