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njoy Eleven 2.75 lb stainless steel dildo review

My reunion with my toy suit­case wouldn't have been com­plete with­out kiss­ing my njoy Eleven and sob­bing. "I'll nev­er leave you again. Be with me. I want to be buried with you when I die." (To my future children…

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Zalo Sweet Magic Desire thrusting dildo and Temptation bullet review

I can't just use my pow­er drill-​​sounding fuck­ing machine when­ev­er I want. One week, I'm liv­ing with my boyfriend, and the next, I'm in an Airbnb with a stranger and her 4‑year-​​old kid. Discretion mat­ters, friends. And self-​​thrusting dildos…

Mini-Reviews: Dame Kip & BMS Mini Swan Rose 3

Mini-Reviews: Dame Kip & BMS Mini Swan Rose

Some days, I'm lazy with mas­tur­ba­tion and want a clit vibe through my panties. Conveniently, bul­lets like the Dame Kip and BMS Mini Swan Rose car­ry a fan­tas­tic fun-​​to-​​size ratio for that. Though they're very dif­fer­ent and tar­get dif­fer­ent audiences,…

Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo 4

Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo

There are few things in this world I love col­lect­ing more than glossy, hand-​​marbled sil­i­cone dil­dos. Here are three by Uberrime Dildos that give me heart-​​eyes-​​emoji feels every time I look at them: Uberrime Splendid Large dual-​density sil­i­cone G‑spot dildo…

Lumberjill Grace ebony wood G-spot dildo review 6

Lumberjill Grace ebony wood G-spot dildo review

I gasped when I tilt­ed the Lumberjill Grace's volup­tuous bulge against my G‑spot. The intense pres­sure of the wood and wicked curves could have made me come right then and there, with­in a mat­ter of sec­onds. But when I…

BMS Factory Naked Addiction vibrating and spinning silicone dildo 7

BMS Factory Naked Addiction vibrating and spinning silicone dildo

Most of the BMS Naked Addiction Vibrating & Rotating Dildo's fea­tures are remark­ably aver­age. Not least, its name is akin to store brand white bread. It's only avail­able in "Vanilla" col­or. And it mea­sures just under 6 inch­es insertable…

Uberrime Aqua-King Aquaman-Themed Silicone Fantasy Dildo 8

Uberrime Aqua-King Aquaman-Themed Silicone Fantasy Dildo

Ever want­ed to cry imme­di­ate­ly after a cathar­tic orgasm? Because that's how the Uberrime Aqua-​​King makes me feel. And not nec­es­sar­i­ly cry­ing dur­ing an intense orgasm, or feel­ing depressed after­ward. I mean on a vis­cer­al lev­el think­ing, "Ah yes,…