Category: Reviews

The RodeOH Slyder Plus Wide is about the same diameter as my wrist. Its core is on the firm side, but its skin is sooooo soft.

RodeOH Slyder Plus Wide Review: realistic dildo with sliding skin

“We love and stand by the prod­uct, but there’s no account­ing for taste,” a spicy affil­i­ate man­ag­er trailed off, star­ing into space. I rec­og­nized the glazed expres­sion. “You’re think­ing, ‘Ahhh, mem­o­ries,’ aren’t you?”  Indeed, she was. She adored the…

Fun Factory VIM rumbly wand massager in sunset orange

FUN FACTORY VIM Review: best, rumbliest cordless wand

My VIM guest review on the FUN FACTORY USA blog is now live! Upon turn­ing on [this] wand, I only thought two words, “Oh, fuu­u­u­u­u­u­uck.”  I've tried over 350 sex toys, and FUN FACTORY'S VIM is an S‑tier stand­out in…

Lovense Gravity vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy comparison 2

Lovense Gravity vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy comparison

Controlling a partner's orgasms by fuck­ing them from afar isn't just a thing of the future. That teledil­don­ic tech­nol­o­gy is avail­able now — in the form of self-​​thrusting dil­dos with long-​​distance Bluetooth app con­trols. The Lovense Gravity remote control…

L'Acier Reverb steel vibrating anal hook with retrieval loop and removable bullet vibrator

L'Acier Reverb review: steel vibrator for hands-free orgasm

“Oh, my Goddddd. What is hap­pen­ing? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cum­ming not too long after insert­ing the L’Acier Reverb stain­less steel dil­do. I wasn’t thrust­ing it. I was bare­ly even hold­ing it. I hadn’t even…

Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom vibrator inside charging case

Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom review: remote control egg vibrator

Pink Punch Planet promis­es an oth­er­world­ly expe­ri­ence — and their Sunset Mushroom remote con­trol vibra­tor deliv­ers retro-​​futuristic immer­sion in a small pack­age. Aesthetics weren’t always notable to me when shop­ping for sex toys, but the Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom…

Dee's Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny huge dildo reviews 3

Dee's Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny huge dildo reviews

More adven­tures of a com­pact, high-​​capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ make­up names con­jure sim­i­lar reac­tions in my mind: “Dude, chill! Why are you so loud and spe­cif­ic?!” Dee's Big Daddies saw —…

Review: Tantus Hookah & Duchess dual-density dildo 4

Review: Tantus Hookah & Duchess dual-density dildo

Tantus’s recent renais­sance feels sur­re­al to me — fit­ting of the three years since the COVID pan­dem­ic start­ed. The com­pa­ny expand­ed, yet their Super Soft sil­i­cone sen­sa­tions start­ed resem­bling small­er, inde­pen­dent arti­san cre­ations. And I mean that in the…

Crave Vesper vs. Le Wand Necklace Vibe Review & Comparison 5

Crave Vesper vs. Le Wand Necklace Vibe Review & Comparison

Le Wand didn’t get the memo to be a first-​​rate ver­sion of them­selves rather than a second-​​rate ver­sion of some­one else — and it shows. Again. The most bla­tant dif­fer­ence between the Crave Vesper and Le Wand Necklace Vibe…

Rideable Humping Vibrator Review: Liberator Wanda & VibePad 2 6

Rideable Humping Vibrator Review: Liberator Wanda & VibePad 2

Mounted, hands-​​free, ride­able vibra­tors for the strad­dler who loves rid­ing face. Over the years, peo­ple have found my blog by Googling the fol­low­ing terms: I hope they weren’t too sore­ly dis­ap­point­ed at what they saw. Fast-​​forward to now, and…

Zumio I Review + Comparison: Zumio X vs. S. vs. E. vs. I oscillators 7

Zumio I Review + Comparison: Zumio X vs. S. vs. E. vs. I oscillators

Broad wand vibra­tors can be held against a cheek for next-​​level blowjobs. Firm, pin­point oscil­la­tors can be held between the tongue and clit for next-​​level cun­nilin­gus. Try that with any of the Zumios; you’re wel­come. Here’s why I love…