by Super Smash Cache · Published June 27, 2023 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Could it be?! Perfection in sex toy form? A longer, curved Velvet Thruster handheld fucking machine, explicitly built for deep penetration and effortless cervical orgasms? My warm pussy clenches in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 2, 2023 · Last modified July 28, 2024
“Human vaginas don’t typically move like that [toy does], though you could pick me up and spin me. I’m lightweight enough.” “Oh, definitely,” my friend replied after testing the Twijoy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 23, 2023 · Last modified May 22, 2025
“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting the L’Acier Reverb stainless steel dildo. I wasn’t thrusting it.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2023 · Last modified January 30, 2025
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 7, 2022 · Last modified September 24, 2024
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 4, 2022 · Last modified May 5, 2025
Why male chastity is more versatile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” initiated a new naughty chat customer. Oh, you’re…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 22, 2022 · Last modified May 22, 2025
“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomorrah region of mesopotamia, otherwise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talking about sparkling, shimmering butt plugs…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 14, 2021 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 30, 2021 · Last modified April 15, 2024
It’s official: pussy pumps are mainstream. Clitoral suction toys have been around for a hot minute, but it’s only in recent years that they’ve gained mainstream hype — outside the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 27, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Yes, BDSM can be slow and sensual! Sliding rope and dripping wax against a partner's body can make a passionate scene on its own — or it can lead up…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 8, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway has been my default "go-to" vibrator in my review pile. What does…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 24, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Imagine that a flogger and a whip had a baby. That's the cat o' nine tails. As with whips, the cats' claim to fame is their thick, woven tresses. But…