by Super Smash Cache · Published August 16, 2023 · Last modified May 22, 2025
I’m shocked at how quickly this little oral sex simulator made me cum. Even with the buzzy tongue vibrations, the lips’ kissing movement and placement incorporated some of what I had…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 13, 2023 · Last modified May 22, 2025
The elegantly discreet Rose sex toy is here to stay. “Roses are a pervasive symbol of love. That makes it a candidate for gifts on Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, etc.,” I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 27, 2023 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Could it be?! Perfection in sex toy form? A longer, curved Velvet Thruster handheld fucking machine, explicitly built for deep penetration and effortless cervical orgasms? My warm pussy clenches in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 2, 2023 · Last modified July 28, 2024
“Human vaginas don’t typically move like that [toy does], though you could pick me up and spin me. I’m lightweight enough.” “Oh, definitely,” my friend replied after testing the Twijoy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 23, 2023 · Last modified May 22, 2025
“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting the L’Acier Reverb stainless steel dildo. I wasn’t thrusting it.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2023 · Last modified January 30, 2025
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 7, 2022 · Last modified September 24, 2024
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 4, 2022 · Last modified May 5, 2025
Why male chastity is more versatile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” initiated a new naughty chat customer. Oh, you’re…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 22, 2022 · Last modified May 22, 2025
“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomorrah region of mesopotamia, otherwise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talking about sparkling, shimmering butt plugs…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 14, 2021 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 30, 2021 · Last modified April 15, 2024
It’s official: pussy pumps are mainstream. Clitoral suction toys have been around for a hot minute, but it’s only in recent years that they’ve gained mainstream hype — outside the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 27, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Yes, BDSM can be slow and sensual! Sliding rope and dripping wax against a partner's body can make a passionate scene on its own — or it can lead up…