13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of…
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Review: Uberrime Anurian dildo bigger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in…
3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages!
Why male chastity is more versatile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with a straw,” initiated a new naughty chat customer. Oh, you’re…
Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b-Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs
“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomorrah region of mesopotamia, otherwise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3 on Twitter Today, we’re talking about sparkling, shimmering butt plugs…
CHRISTMAS 2021 THROWBACK: flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me a package full of sexy stocking stuffers — the little…
Review: Empowered Queen Tongue-Flicking Vibrator by Cal Exotics
It’s official: pussy pumps are mainstream. Clitoral suction toys have been around for a hot minute, but it’s only in recent years that they’ve gained mainstream hype — outside the…
Jute Rope & Wax Play BDSM Sensation Kit Review
Yes, BDSM can be slow and sensual! Sliding rope and dripping wax against a partner's body can make a passionate scene on its own — or it can lead up…
Lora DiCarlo Sway G-spot vibrator & Tilt plug review
A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway has been my default "go-to" vibrator in my review pile. What does…
Review: Cat o' Nine Tails whip from Passion Craft Store
Imagine that a flogger and a whip had a baby. That's the cat o' nine tails. As with whips, the cats' claim to fame is their thick, woven tresses. But…
Review & FAQ: Tantaly Cecilia Sex Doll Torso
Imagine a sitcom-like laugh track in the background as my boyfriend and I unboxed Tantaly's Cecilia sex doll. Rather, I lifted the box flaps, peeked inside, and immediately closed it,…
Review: Leather Riding Crop from Passion Craft Store
Hit me, baby, one more time. Kinksters have co-opted riding crops for percussive maintenance of humans, but many of the old design principles still stand. Riding crops are like a hybrid…
Review: Strap-On-Me Large silicone ejaculating dildo
I can't wait to get double-stuffed once the COVID-19 pandemic is under control. In the meantime, I can use an ejaculating dildo with my boyfriend. Romantic, right? The Strap-On-Me squirting…