by Super Smash Cache · Published August 16, 2020 · Last modified September 19, 2023
Affordable dual-density dildos are always exciting, but there are so many other reasons why I'm over the moon for this harnessable pack and play. The BMS Addiction David's posable core…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 16, 2020 · Last modified July 5, 2023
An old friend told me that he used to think, when women talked about having ombré (gradient) hair color done, they meant "hombre." And he wondered why they spoke so…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 1, 2020 · Last modified August 12, 2023
The uninitiated may raise an eyebrow at the ostensibly "Xtra-Small" Hankey's Toys Dragon dildo. It's above average compared to a human penis, but keep in mind: the brand is [in]famous…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 30, 2020 · Last modified March 29, 2024
This versatile dildo can hit the G‑spot, A‑spot, deep spot, *AND* perineal sponge! It's easy to take for granted all the penetration sensations available to me. I needed a range…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 8, 2020 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The Le Wand Arch gives me yet another reason to love stainless steel dildos! Many metal sex toys I've tried are god-tier (or at least close to it) by fierce…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 26, 2020 · Last modified August 10, 2023
You don't fuck with perfection. Why did Le Wand try to do that again? My single favorite dildo is the njoy Eleven. Beyond its sexy exterior and lethal construction, there's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 17, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Despite its average-sounding name, Mr. Hankey's Topher Michels medium dildo is anything but that. Don't be fooled: with a 2.68" diameter near the shaft, this dildo looks gargantuan next to my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 12, 2020 · Last modified August 12, 2023
3 BEAUTIFUL, beginner-friendly G‑spot dildos In this fast-blast round-up, there's a little something-something old (the Tantus Sport), something new (the Silc Arts Renaissance), nothing borrowed (I wouldn't be comfortable with…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 5, 2020 · Last modified September 19, 2023
"Wow, you're really good at that," my boyfriend said after I pegged him for the first time. "Maybe it's because I'm using a nice [strap-on] harness for the job." "Or maybe…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 31, 2020 · Last modified March 12, 2024
I own plenty of pretty phalluses, but not all can pass off as art pieces. The Sparrow by Silc Arts is a non-representational dildo that certainly could. "Silicone sculpture" isn't…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 3, 2020 · Last modified September 19, 2023
Marvel at the maker's metallic marbling. Let the (Captain America-inspired) Patriot spangle you until you see stars. Marco Uberrime's latest creation, the A‑Spot Avenger, strikingly resembles the Aqua-King, which I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 27, 2020 · Last modified August 13, 2023
Would you rather fuck a dildo-sized nun or a nun-sized dildo? Hell had never felt so heavenly until the Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior. If you're looking to get fucked…