by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2, 2023 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Tantus’s recent renaissance feels surreal to me — fitting of the three years since the COVID pandemic started. The company expanded, yet their Super Soft silicone sensations started resembling smaller,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2023 · Last modified April 3, 2024
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 5, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these Uberrime dildos. As always, expect magic and mythos from Uberrime dildos — there’s culture to the chaos. Let’s explore sex toy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 7, 2022 · Last modified April 29, 2024
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 22, 2022 · Last modified April 4, 2024
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 20, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation time and want to get DICKED. For days when I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 11, 2022 · Last modified February 6, 2024
Cum play has been alluring practically forever, but body-safe ejaculating dildos and jizz lube are relatively new. It’s easy to take them for granted in 2022, especially with the return of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 17, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Remember that G‑spotty Velvet Thruster dildo attachment I helped design in 2019? (Of course, you do; there’s an old picture of me and my ass on the packaging.) Blush Novelties…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 28, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Is it a drool-inducing, ecstatic experience, or is it merely passable as meat? The art of silicone dildo firmness is like cooking a steak — tenderness can make or break…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.” That’s how much I love stainless steel sex toys. "L'acier" means…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 9, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Did I choose these pretty dildos solely to match my galaxy bayonet? Yes. Do they feel as good as they look? Also yes — depending on how you use them. Today,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 1, 2022 · Last modified August 9, 2023
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dildos shaped like…