by Super Smash Cache · Published October 14, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
For discreet masturbation, it's hard to top the Fun Factory Stronic pulsators' power-to-noise ratio. These thumping, miniature fucking machines are must-haves when traveling, Welcome Fun Factory's SUNDAZE; they call it…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 12, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Looking for your G‑spot or A‑spot? Exploring your cervical fornices and deep spots? The 321 (Blast Off) and Seahorse acrylic dildos by Lovey Productions are perfect for that! They are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 8, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Meet Trinity, an ADORABLE cloud creature who loves hugging, dancing, and cave exploring. The Trinity vibrating dildo is one of three new sex toys from Cute Little Fuckers. Their line…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 6, 2020 · Last modified May 24, 2025
The We-Vibe Rave was the only G‑spot vibrator I would have re-bought if I had to restart my collection from nothing — even after owning over $10,000 of sex toys. G‑spot…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 3, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
"Svakom is what happens when you batter, over-salt, and deep-fry something that's supposed to be fancy." "Really?" I responded to my reviewer friend. "I thought of it as the reverse:…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 3, 2020 · Last modified May 7, 2025
"Let's just say she's 'open' to new things," someone commented on a viral video of my sex toy collection. Big dildos are among the most polarizing and stigmatizing toys for…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2020 · Last modified May 6, 2025
I'm waiting for the imminent Netflix original documentary about the Lora DiCarlo Osé. Nobody's announced any plans for such a feature, but I figure it's only a matter of time,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 25, 2020 · Last modified September 18, 2023
There's a self-thrusting rabbit vibrator that satisfies my internal and external clitoris simultaneously — hands-free. I didn't imagine this day (nor myself) coming so soon with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 24, 2020 · Last modified April 16, 2025
How often have you heard the bullshit that female anatomy is confusing? Or worse, that male orgasms are a given, while female orgasms are distant and otherworldly? I'm here to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 22, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
How to Pick What Best Suits Your Needs WRITTEN BY SUPER SMASH CACHE / ILLUSTRATIONS BY SARAH WILLIAMSON If you’re overwhelmed by a pleasure boutique’s gadgets and gizmos, you’re not alone.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 20, 2020 · Last modified May 5, 2025
Chastity play and cock cages may seem brutal and otherworldly to the vanillas. "Do people ACTUALLY get turned on by that?" one might think . But the kink is more…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 18, 2020 · Last modified May 6, 2025
Overnight menstrual protection without leaks Pads and tampons consistently failed to contain my heavy flow, and I used to resign to sleeping on a black towel every month. Until I…
